Which B-Movie Badass Are You?

Created by grittynoir on 05/07/2008

Take the Which B-Movie Badass Are You? quiz.

Ok, here's the situation: You're surrounded by man-eating zombie vampire aliens from another dimension and you've got to save the day. What's your weapon of choice?

My 12-gauge Winchester double-barrell shotgun with a walnut-finish stock. Brute strength. A boot knife and about a hundred screaming Chinese martial artists. My guitar and my brilliant mind. Some holy water, a wooden stake and my bigass .44 Just my wrasslin' moves.

The man-eating zombie vampire aliens from another dimension apparently have the upper hand. Oh, and you've been disarmed. Now what do you do?

Run. Like a bat outta hell. Brag a lot while referring to yourself in the third person. Then run like hell. Eat them. Try to reason with them. After all, man-eating zombie vampire aliens from another dimension probably have deep-rooted subconciou It's wrasslin' time! Grab something sturdy and start kicking some monster ass!

What's your favorite heroic article of clothing?

Clothes? Who the hell needs clothes? My "special" black Ray-Bans. Mocassin boots. My gun. Those brown slacks I've been wearing for three straight movies. A slick green zoot suit.

What's that watermelon doing here?

Mmmmm. Watermelon I'll tell you later. Well, that's a matter of opinion and I don't give a fuck about yours. I don't know, but it reminds me of my ex-wife. That's no watermelon... It's a trick. Get an axe.

Pick a song:

Rock Lobster - the B-52s Anything with a shitload of synthesizer in it. Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas Ain't That Loving You Baby - Elvis Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood

You come across a little boy lost in the park, and it's getting dark. What do you do?

To hell with the kid. Where's his mom? Eat him. Take him with me to the strip club. Think about it, though, aren't we all just lost? Take him over to Captain Lou's to hang with the other Goonies. Take him to the police station. What the hell else would you do?

Pick a color:

Black. Green. Red and yellow plaid. Blood red. White. Grey.

Let's do a little word association. The word is "poker". Choose one:

I hardly know her. Gun. Jail. Chip. Vegas. Barbecue.

What do you want for Christmas, little boy?

A little peace and quiet, for a change. A new guitar, a snowboard, and a high-velocity de-ionizing conductor. Money. Preferrably in unmarked bills. A government that doesn't lie. A new rig. A little less conversation. If you know what I mean.

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Created by: grittynoir on 12/06/2002
Last Modified on: 05/07/2008
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