Which Johnny Depp are You?

Created by Leftomaniac on 05/07/2008

Take the Which Johnny Depp are You? quiz.

What's your obsession?

Film! Particularly horror, scifi. You know, supernatural stuff. Science. I look to the future. Revenge. Or at least it was, now I'm just along for the ride. Obsession? Heh, no, I'm a pretty easy-going guy, really... Obession? Geez, you sound like my girlfriend.

How do you end up when the movie's over?

FanTASTIC! I kill my enemy, escape the navy, and get everything I wanted. Life is good. Great! I solve the mystery, stop the evil, and get the girl. Really good. I end up sharing an apartment with the woman I love. Not very good. No one likes my work, and I end up an alcoholic. Bad. Let me put it this way: I'm a frickin' PUDDLE.

How did you screw up?

I suspected the wrong person. I thought Plan 9 would be a big hit. I fell asleep. I blabbed the location of the treasure. I tried to run off with my lover.

Tell me about your love life.

My girlfriend's a little weird, but I'll always stick with her. My girlfriend's great-- she's loving, supportive, AND she loans me her sweaters. Her brother disapproves and, well, it's all very complicated, but I know it'll work out. Once I found out she WASN'T trying to kill me after all, we got along great. Um... I have a... heh, heh, reputation, if you know what I mean.

Share an embarassing story.

Okay- There we were, in the no-visitors wing of a psychiatric institute, and -long story short, we had to sneak past the guards. We were stranded on a desert island... NO ONE else was there, you know what I mean? And I figure, I'll turn on the charm a littl I promised my girlfriend I'd come over at midnight and help her fight some guy, I dunno. So I figure I'd better blast some music So, I was at a party trying to get some backers, you know? But they say they'll only take interest in a movie with big stars in It almost went perfectly... I had saved the girl at the last minute, stopped the evil killing menace from beyond the grave... I

Do you know any famous people?

Well, I know someone who's famous but, uh... I don't think he counts as a person... (Points to previous answer) What he said. Yeah! She was in this movie that no one else has heard of! You bet! I'm good friends with Bela Lugosi! Ha! My friends brag about the fact that they know ME!

What would you do at a party?

Drink. Tell long and untrue stories about myself. Drink some more, then sing until I get thrown out. Good times. Do tricks with my hat and make people laugh. I dunno, find some friends, talk, whatever. Talk to rich-looking people and get them interested in my work. The question is: What am I doing at a party? And when can I leave?

What is your idea of a perfect life?

I'm LIVING it, bay-be! To be a famous and respected screenwriter/director/producer. It'd be nice if people LISTENED to me more, otherwise I'm good. Perfect life? I, uh, only have this one... A week ago, I might have said I wanted to a football star. Now I'd settle for being ALIVE.

ZOMBIES!

(Looks around fearfully) Where?! ...Okay... You're weird. Don't be silly. Great!

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Created by: Leftomaniac on 01/07/2004
Last Modified on: 05/07/2008
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