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December 25, 2006
As you see, you will probably not be seeing this right now because there are so many other journals and journalists out there. I am not a journalist myself, I am just writing an entry to see if you will read it. If you are bored now, and you wish to stop reading because you tihkn you will not like it, I suggest you do so now.
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Ah. I see that you are reading this entry because if you are at this page but are not reading the line that I am typing right now, you must either be reading the top or getting pizza. If you are getting pizza, bring me some. If you are not, keep reading. If you make it to the end, you will see special instructions that will give you magical wings. But don't scroll down now, just keep reading.
As you may have noticed already, there are no instructions at the end to tell you to start reading here again. And I know you know because I kow you scrolled down. They always do that... if you tell them there is something down there, they scroll down. If you tell them there is nothing down there and you say not to scroll, they still scroll. I'd rather have you be reading, "Little Miss I Forgot to Scroll Down" book (the book not suggested for youngins or adultins, youngins because of sexual content, and adultins because it is just boring).
If you are still reading, you are one of two things: hooked or bored. If you are bored, leave. If you are leaving, DO NOT PUT IN A BAD REVIEW! IF YOU DO I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE AND PUT A BAD REVIEW FOR YOUR STUFF AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! IF YOU ARE HOOKED, WAIT, SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS. Let me say that again. If you are hooked, wait, sorry about the caps. But seriously, if you are hooked, you have already read the caps text because I know you have scrolled down already, and the caps text must have caught your eye. If you are like me, you already read the caps, found no instructions (which are there actually), payed for the internet access, scrolled back up, payed for the internet acess again, then kept reading, then got so angry about the bills that you couldn't read anymore because you payed too much for the internet access (I hate ISPs (Internet Service Providers)).
By the way, notice how at the last sentance, the last three characers, it looks like a one-eyed two-mouthed man is frowning. I can make that again with two eyes if you want to see. But it will be invisible, so you can't see it. Did you see it? I know you didn't see it.
Now I can prove I am a creative guy. Well, not crative whic I am, but more like a good staller. As I will have you know, and that you might already know, or might have already seen, or have a friend who has alredy seen, or have a friend that knows but has not seen, that the real journal didn't start. Not yet.
You will find the chronicles of no one in "An entry, pt. 2." And the magical instructions for the magical wings are listed below:
Keep scrolling.
Almost.
Right below.
One more page.
DO NOT GROW MAGICAL WINGS TO GROW MAGICAL WINGS.
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