meandmyimaginaryfriend's Journal

Some of you might hafve noticed that I've not been on quizilla for ages.

No, don't get ready for the shock, I haven't developed a life.

I just happen to have a lot to do. cool things like homework, coursework, and practising piano.

And I absolutely hate my slash now. I'm TOTALLY uninspired. I don't even want an argument with anyone!

I think I'm ill.

On the up side, I've had a few A* grade pieces of work in english, and an A- in expressive arts. I'm also nearly 2 star at cadets.

But anyway, at some stage I might be back on quizilla. but not for sometime, and I probably won't write any more slash unless people really REALLY want me to.

you see, I've got the gay sex part.

And I really don't see why I would write it...

If you put them up, they will be suspended or deleted, and if you do it a lot you run the risk of your account being deleted.

* Very Sexual things - Lemons, Pictures (even anime), videos, pretty much anyything. Also detailed rape or other assault scenes.

* Requests for sex, cyber-sex or other sexual solicitation - This includes asking for sex, asking to exchange sexually explicit messages or email or requests to mean in real life.

* Pointless rubbish, - chain letters, short and useless things, requests to chat or "hook up", postings with only telephone numbers, IM or email addresses, quizzes/stories/poems that are only for showing pictures and memos or notes that are not stories or poems.

*Hidden links that forward you to a different page outside of quizilla. They must be put as links stating what the link is.

* Too explicit violence.

* Personal Attacks - have your point of view, share your point of view, argue your point of view. Don't have a go at someone else who has a stupid point of view, just show yours.

* Hate Speech - Content contained is racially, ethnically or religiously hateful or purposely offensive to a specific ethnic or religious group is not allowed.

* Posting Copyrighted Content - Copying someone else's quiz, story, poem or pictures isn't allowed, either from another Quizilla use or from the internet.

* Don't tell people to vote a certain way on your quiz. It's pointless, don't you want to know what they really think of it? And don't tell them they'll get something for it. It's not allowed.

* Rate yourc quizzes correctly, too high is better than too low if your not sure and don't want it deleted. If you don't know what rating it should be, message the administrators and they can help.

* Don't swear unless you're going to rate the quiz higher. If you don't want to rate the quiz higher you can censor it by putting asterisks, but most people agree that looks stupid. If you break some of those rules, your creation can be removed, and your account can be deleted.

You can object and have why explained to you, but it's not your decision. And if the moderaters don't like it, it will go.

I thought that they came built in on most computers. I was obviously wrong, from the fact that few people on here seem to use them.

They're actually really useful. You know, if you don't know how to use full stops and commas (let's not even go into capital letters) it does it for you! Neat trick huh? And then you don't look like a complete idiot

They can also help get rid of (drumroll please) typing errors! Which nearly everyone has time to time. Some more than most

Aaaaaaaaand - SPELLING. "English spelling has remained virtually the same since 1755. Dr. Johnson stamped his authority on English spelling with his famous dictionary. In his day many words were still spelt differently by different writers. He chose his preferred versions, or linked different meanings to different spellings, e.g. 'there - their'"

So, since 1755 english's stayed the same. So what's your excuse for using wrongly when actually, you could just put it though a word processor anyway? Not hard.

Today I think I'll do a small rant on lemons. Written by illiterates.

These I presume are supposed to be sexy? Wow. I must be weird then, because I'm sorry but "and he begins humping you" is not a major turn on for me.

Maybe I'm kinky or something

And yes, I have read that. Repeatedly. Especially in animelover accounts

Does it not seem surprising to anyone, that the majority of these lemons are meant to be "first time", but then they "cum" in few seconds? It seems kind of surprising.

rubed his dick from the outside of his boxers."ohhhh ha~hakumei"kurama moaned closeing his eyes from sheer pleasure.u felt the material get wet and knew he had cumed in his boxers

Yeah right. I think people on here kinda need a leetle more sex ed... oh and because it's plaugarism that was written by setofreak92.

I have yet to find a lemon that actually makes sense either, they're all written in text speak in one long paragraph only separated by the question answers

They're all near identical as well, there's no originality. I'm bored now, so am going. Feel free to comment, even if it's only to have a go at me :)

I'm so sick of reading stories that use bad grammar, on the simple things that you're meant to learn in first school. As you can see from the title: I'm explaining the differences between "ur" "your" and "you're". People on here should use them correctly as standard!

b>"ur" - this isn't english. End of. Don't use it, you sound like an idiot. it should be either:

"Your" - this is something that belongs to "you". It's as simple as.

or

"You're" - this is a compression of "you are". only use where you are could replace it

Simple eh? Then why do so many people get it wrong? If you see anyone who gets this wrong, please help save quizilla and send them the link.

Please tell me you know the difference. I'm begging you.

The majority of quizzes on here depress me. They are pointless, with poor grammar and spelling often lacking even enough punctuation to make sense.

Some of the worst cases of illiteracy are things we're supposed to learn in first school!

To the point - sadly I mainly associate with already literate people but if they come across anyone who isn't would they send them a link. Make the world a better place.

There 1. in or at that place (opposed to here): She is there now. 2. at that point in an action, speech, etc.: He stopped there for applause. 3. in that matter, particular, or respect: His anger was justified there. 4. into or to that place; thither: We went there last year. 5. (used by way of calling attention to something or someone): There they go. 6. in or at that place where you are: Well, hi there. pronoun 7. (used to introduce a sentence or clause in which the verb comes before its subject or has no complement): There is no hope. 8. that place: He comes from there, too. 9. that point. noun 10. that state or condition: I'll introduce you to her, but you're on your own from there on. adjective 11. (used for emphasis, esp. after a noun modified by a demonstrative adjective): Ask that man there. interjection 12. (used to express satisfaction, relief, encouragement, approval, consolation, etc.): There! It's done.

Their 1. a form of the possessive case of they used as an attributive adjective, before a noun: their home; their rights as citizens; their departure for Rome. 2. (used after an indefinite singular antecedent in place of the definite masculine form his or the definite feminine form her): Someone left their book on the table. Did everyone bring their lunch?

They're - contraction of they are.

That make sense now? Those of you who NEED to know it probably won't even have got this far.

"They're" is only for if it can be replaced by "they are"

"Their" is only for if it belongs to "them"

"There" is only for if it is either a place, or a point.

As part of my english coursework, I have to do a piece of original writing including the phrase "the bomb exploded".

I have an idea for this story, and a plot, but it was kind of in for today... and I haven't done it.

So basically, by monday I need to have written a story.

So by monday, there should be a new story on here. It'll either a one shot or 2 chapters, because I'm not meant to bore the examiner.

So... Hope you like.

Oh and by the way, if xohxsoxintricatex puts one on a similar line up, she's nicked an idea of me, and one off xcheapxperfumex, and mixed them together.

Plagiarist.

I'm not pro-choice. I just realised. I mean, if I were pro-choice, that would mean that I think people should be able to do anything they choose, right?

I've thought about it, and actually I'm pro-INFORMED-choice. People shouldn't be allowed to do just anything they want to on spec., they should LEARN about it first.

That way you wouldn't get the pro-lifers who know nothing.

That way you have to have real accurate information about sex before you do/condemn/spout-bollocks-about it.

I mean, can you imagine the problems if people could do whatever they wanted? A lot of people hold very strong view on things they haven't even researched.

So it's logical really, that I'm pro-informed-choice.

Education's cool.

Sorry, just read all the rants on cutting. Whichever side they were on, whether "all stupid emo cutters are retards" (*cough*tend to thy own flock *cough*) or "Omg I love cutting it lyk so ttly releases all mi presure an stress" or anything possibly sane inbetween, most of them think selfharm=cutting.

In school a while back we had a day where various different people came in and spoke to us, one was on our finances, another on the army and what it was doing in a specific country, and another to give us faith in the police force.

The one about the police is the one I'm going to focus on. There is a story (not real) of a man who is unemployed and on heroin, who breaks into an ambulance, steals a bag of drugs, and hurts some people in the process

Turns out they actually got their papers wrong, and he was employed, and they were considering letting him out. After a whole long list of considerations, self harm came up.

The teacher or woman taking it asked us what we think he might do to selfharm, and the response from most of the class was "he might get depressed and hurt himself, like with a blade or something".

Actually, the answer she was expecting was: "He might go back to doing heroin and drugs".

She seemed quite concerned that we had all automatically thought he might hurt himself deliberately with no other reason.

Sorry, I think school might win. I'm trying to keep up to date with all homework, coursework, and other random work. Plus extracurricular activities.

I will update when I can, and will be guilted into updating quite easily by feedback.

In fact, I'm going to try and get another chapter out soon because I'm feeling guilty about all the nice feedback I got in my C-box.

Ily everyone who commented!

A lot of people (seemingly prolife) regard anyone who posts on abortion who is prochoice as a baby killer, and tell them so.

Even if you regard abortion as baby killing, most of the prolife people on this site haven't had abortions. So get it right.

They aren't baby killers, they just advocate baby killing.

and prochoice doesn't mean proabortion. I'm prochoice, but yeah abortions bad. Just necessary.

My views, get over them

okay, so i just realised I'm nearly halfway through my slash (I THINK) and I have no other stories planned.

Does anyone have any specific story type that they would want me to write?

Because, if you don't I'm probably just going to write one of most main types of story on here. And since I like originals... that means...

VAMPIRES

maybe. At gone midnight last night, I actually wrote out a plot for a vampire story. it's weird. And you can't accuse me of ripping off anne rice, because I've never read her :D

So... whatever you want me to write, let me know will you?

Those of you who are my friends or watch me, will have noticed that my story has a new chapter on it.

This chapter is passworded.

I did say that if I didn't get feedback, I wouldn't be posting, but I thought it only fair that the people who did give me feedback should be able to read it. So I've given the password to them and them only.

If you gave me feeback and I've missed you, message or leave a comment here and I'll give you it. Now I did get a few feedback, but not that many which I presume is because people can't be bothered to message me or to go to my C-box on my homepage. So now I've put a C-box in the results, so that whne you get there you can just leave me a comment.

Please note that this C-box does turn up in EVERY chapter, so if you write something in it about a later chapter, be aware that people reading an earlier chapter may read it.

Votes would also be very much apreciated. I mean, it's not hard! you're at the results already!

To all of you who did give me feedback, thankyou :)

I've noticed more and more people putting journal posts about their weight recently. Now this could just be one of the quizilla fads, but I think it's interesting.

As I said in a previous post about breasts, men and teenage boys act like they're gods gift. They think they're wonderful, bigger the better. This is what gives rise to the jokes about, if men had boobs they'd spend all there time just admiring them.

What a lot of them don't seem capable of accepting is that breast tissue is largely fatty tissue. So if you've got large breasts, you're often fat. (note: some people are just like that).

With all these size 0 models, people are thinking when they're a perfectly reasonable shape, that they should lose a few pounds.

Why is it? Yes people used to be much thinner, and do more drastic things for a "perfect" shape such as removing their lower ribs and wearing cripplingly tight corsets, but is being thin actually attractive?

I don't think it is, but I don't think it matters. People set far too much store by appearances. Fat people can be healthy, thin people can be healthy, it all depends on the extent that it goes to.

I used to be very thin, and many people thought (and told me) that I was anorexic. Nope, I was just thin. I wasn't unhealthy, I ate well, my hair and skin were in good condition, I just had barely any meat on me. But I didn't do proper exercise. I have always fidgited, and I'd jump up, run around the room, wriggle, do whatever, but not proper exercise so although I was very healthy, I didn't get much muscle development.

Now I'm a fairly good shape, I'm not stick thin, I've taken easily digestable protein shakes, and it's made a massive difference.

I did it because I wanted to be healthy, not because I wanted to have a better shape or be prettier or more attractive.

appearances are important, up to a point. That point is before you do anything stupid, like losing lots of weight.

People think that fat is unhealthy, and it can be, but some people are just naturally, well, fat. If they exercise and eat well, they're going to be fine, just have a layer of fat. And what's wrong with that? Fat and curves always used to be thought of as feminine.

Some people with good bodies, if they're naturally like that they eat and don't do any exercise, although they may not have any fat that shows their arteries are often a lot more clogged than fat peoples. And come on, if you're heavy theres a lot of exercise you take in just carrying the extra weight around isn't there!

Weight doesn't matter. If you totally ignore it, and just eat well and exercise well, you'll find you get to the perfect body size for you.

We're all different and unique aren't we? You can't have one fixed idea of beauty. Try to be healthy, but if you don't gian or lose weight, don't beat yourself up over it.

It doesn't matter.

Lets begin with a little scenario.

You're bored, (like most people on quizilla often claim to be) so you're surfing quizilla looking for something decent to read. Unfortunately, the main things on quizilla are actually chainmails.

Somone else has written something you'd really love to read, but you never find it because it's hidden in all the chainmail

PLEASE people! Chainmail is a pointless waste of space! It has no value, and some people get really scared by it! The threataning ones are stupid, the cute ones should go in your journal and they LIE because the wishes don't come true, and the "factual" ones are generally full of rubbish and if they really had a point they wouldn't need to spread it by CHAINMAIL of all things would they?

I'm begging you. Delete all the chainmail you have. Sign in the comments as a petition against chainmail. Try to persuade your friends to delete it, or at least put it in their journal. Send this link if you want. Report any chainmail you come across.

But try to make quizilla worth coming on! Loads of people complain that quizilla is nothing like as good as it used to be. Make it better!

I also have an idea for people who like chainmail.

Instead of chainmail, why don't people start proper petitions? instead of saying it's something it isn't, put it in a journal. Then tell people to give others the link if they want to, and if they want to sign the petition, put it in the journal comments. Much better idea, because then you get an accurate number of how many people have signed it.

There has to be a reason for why people don't do this. A) they haven't thought of it of B) they are aware their chainmail is trash.

I'm sorry about the title. I really am. But someone said that they got loads of reads from putting that as the title on something, so I wanted to try.

It is actually a fairly accurate title though

What I want to know, it what is the big thing with having breasts?

When i was 13 I had loads of boys asking me "do your tits grow inwards?" and calling me an ironing board.

It didn't affect them in any way, (and no way would it EVER) but they felt it necessary to comment.

The other day a boy who fancies one of my friends was looking at us both, and then suddenly said that I had bigger breasts than my friend. So what? I'm also taller than her but he didn't comment on that. I have longer hair than her but he didn't comment on that.

The real point was, I said I was wearing a padded bra, which I was. But it turns out that my friend was also.

on all the padded bra packages, it says "padded for extra comfort" "padded for an improved shape" etc etc.

On none of them does it say "padded to make it look like you have a larger bust", but this is the real reason why many women and girls wear them

Why do women feel they need to? Why can't we just be happy as we are? Breasts are mainly made out of fat, so women with naturally large breasts are often unhealthy. They can cause chronic back problems, and cutting on shoulders from where the straps dig in. (I know this because some people in my family have this problem. Think I missed out on those genes there).

Also, countless women go "under the knife" for surgery for "breast enhancement". Most of them don't have anything wrong with their breasts. So why do they have that? They don't NEED to. Sometime's its so extreme as to be deformed. Does anyone who's seen lola ferrari really think it looks nice? Yeah she's a porn star, but is it really attractive?

I don't think anyone should have people commenting about them, or judging them because of t heir figure.

We should tell anyone who does where to get off.

I also think it is really stupid that because this post contains the word "breast" I should put it as adult.

It's a body part, and doesn't have to be sexual. I blame media portrayal XD

MY information is from this site: http://www.askbaby.com/foetal-development.htm.

month 1 - the foetus is 8 inches long.

WRONG! actually, by month 2/3 the foetus is only 10 mm long crown to rump. A slight innacuracy there I think...

month 1 - the foetus has all its organs

WRONG! actually, this is month 3.

month 1 - the foetus can hear

WRONG! actually 16-22 weeks (month 4-5) the foetus can respond to sound. And incidentally, touch (like being bumped).

month 1 - the foetus can move its arms and legs "quickening"

WRONG! 16-22 weeks again - month 4-5.

month 2 - the foetus can suck its thumb

Still looking for data - if you care, remind me.

month 3 - the foetus has a detectable gender

RIGHT! by month 3, the foetus' sexual organs are developed!

month 3 - the foetus has emotions

This is debatable, and is not fact. no one really knows. But I think it highly unlikely, I think emotions have to be learned. Because you get small kids not understanding emotions, and learning them

month 4 - the foetus has hair growth

WRONG! actually, at month 5 (22 weeks) the foetus becomes covered in "soft fine hair growth", exactly as described in the chainmail. This is in fact not normal hair, it is called lanugo. This is thought to help regulate body temperature in the uterus, and fades before birth. This is why while most babies are born bald, some have strange tufts of hair

month 4 - the foetus has physical co-ordination

RIGHT! sort of. The foetus' movements can be felt, but whether the movements are co-ordinated cannot be proven

month 5 - the foetus "is a baby"

Debatable, but wrong in my opinion. I believe that the foetus is a baby after month 6 - when it becomes viable (might survive if born)

month 5 - the foetus "thinks and feels"

Again debatable. But this one really is just soneone's opinion. Nothing can be proven.

month 6 - abortion doctors are evil

WRONG! This one is just plain stupid. They're still people and they don't force the mothers, the mothers go to them. Don't be prejudiced against abortion doctors or they'll make it illegal to even complain about abortion!

month 6 - the foetus can feel pain

RIGHT! the foetus' nervous system was developing by week 5, and it's now viable. Unless of course babies can't feel pain.

Religion is irrelivant, and obviously can't be proved

Not reposting a chainmail full of lies misinformation and emotive writing DOESN'T mean you don't have a heart. I think every one will have to agree with me on that point

I hope I've dispelled some misconceptions and prevented the spread of mis information. That's fast going to become my signature...

Before anyone says the obvious "because we aren't all dyslexic" I would like to point out that I know this.

It's tghe people who don't know much about dyslexia who always say this. The people who do know more about it wonder why it's not the standard teaching method in schools

Dyslexia friendly teaching has to use more of the mind to learn things, spellings for example you have to break it down and have stories made up about it, mind maps to plan english things (these are not the same as brainstorms/spidergrams but similarish)etc. They're way more interesting than just learning by rote!

For many dyslexics, this is the only way that they can learn. For all other pupils, it's a better way to learn.

Dyslexics CAN learn dyslexia friendly teaching. Non dyslexics can learn it better.

Why on earth don't we teach dyslexia friendly methods in school?

A while ago I said something jokingly insulting about the male gender to one of my friends. She gave me a really weird look and asked me if I was a feminist.

Well yes I am. But feminists don't think that women are better than men. Feminists don't think that women should be given more than men, and feminists don't hate men.

Feminism was kinda taken over by men haters, who were often lesbian and used feminism as a vendetta against men. This doesn't mean that is what feminism actually is.

In fact, men can be feminists. All feminism is is equal rights for women. That's equal. And it can be the same in reverse - equal rights for men.

see, feminists don't hate men. They just think that women are deserving of the same respect and opportunities as men, and should be regarded as their equals, not their inferiors.

Hope I've cleared up a few misconceptions there