eatyourvegetables's Journal

I've been a very very very bad quizilla-er. After the new site appeared, I got sick of trying to figure out how to make it work. But guess what? I'M BACK! AND RETURNING WITH A PASSIONATE, CHOCOLATE COVERED FURY TO GET STORIES UP!.....And once again feel the wrath of writer's block. Don't we all. So, with a heart full of ten bricks, I apologize. Now, on to the fun stuff. Or not fun stuff, because there's bad news, or depending on how much you enjoy my writing, good news! Right-o! Ok, so Wandless is gone, I;m sorry if you enjoyed it, but I don't, and its too different from my usual writing to fit on this account, so you might see it somewhere else next summer. Other than that, theres only GOOD NEWS! Except for the fact the Shiko's a day in the life of's are currently on hold until I can retrieve the Shiko-ey essence. There is a new series of Shikoey goodness that is coming out very very very soon, slightly more intellectual thanthe day in a life of's. I'm calling them "RANTS! ARGSFGMWGOJ!". As members of my family already know, I am quite good at ranting on and on about minute problems in everyday life. I am bringing that to Quizilla. You're welcome. And with no further adue, EATYOURVEGETABLES IS BACK!

Ok, just a few things you people should know, my Shiko stuff turned into story format, not quizzy format, so I have to delete some stuff. No, this does not mean that I will no longer post warnings on the Shiko episodes, it just means that I am going to be adjusting things, so stuff is going to be edited in the current, already published episodes. Keep in mind the the storyline, however vague it may be, will continue to be the same.
For The Wandless, honestly, I might delete it. It just isn't fun to write anymore. If you are against me doing this, send me a message saying that you would appreciate it if I didn't delete The Wandless. It seems a chore rather than fun. While sending me that message, feel free to add a side comment on how wonderful a writer/person I am :D
I will be finishing the Sock Triligy in random stories and I will be introducing a Shiko thing called "Shikian Sayings". Yah. Uhm....Pfft. Like the little "Hungry" icon thingy? Heh. Burger craving. :P

Gah! Geh! Goh! Gih! MALEKAIDNHEOSODKEODA!!!!!!! Something's about on Quizilla! I got two strange messages, from JennyAnders and Ion107 or something like that, saying I should enter a contest and such. Well, before oppening a link that Jenny Anders gave me, I looked her up because I didn't know her. NOTHING THERE! So, I looked at Ionwhatever's message and replied. I REPLIED! GAH! GEH! GOH! GIH! MALEKAIDNHEOSODKEODA!!!!!!! Anyway, I looked at my message box, and suprisingly nothing was there. So I refreshed my page to get those messages up that I had recently gotten. They appeared, but I couldn't delete them! Anyway, I searched JennyAnders name again and found a bunch of quizzes about people who have lost all their messages after getting messages from these two people and GiftBot. Nobody could find out who they were, and whoever opened the poem site got HUNDREDS of pop-ups! SO DON"T OPEN THESE MESSAGES!

Ok, here is another bright idea by me. Seriously, its bright. And an idea. Well, anyways, its a multitasker. And those are good. So this is my multitasker. NAIL SCISSORS!You know, those scissors you use to cut your toenails/nails? THe have a curve on them? Ugh. You don't knoww do ya? Here's a picture: YAY! Anyway, now do you know? Well, if the picture doesn't work, and you dont get it, then you might as well leave. Meh, not really. Stay! Anyway, not only does it cut nails, but it also cuts through that stupid plastic they wrap board games in? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Anyway, just pull the plastic tight, and cut! IT WORKS! And, get this, you can gut perfect curves in art!or a circle! :OO its amazing! OK, now that you've discovered the awesomeness of nail scissors, go out and buy a pair! That concludes this segment of Bright Idea.

Hmph. When I start off a entry with "hmph", you know it ain't praising you writers out there. I'm surprised.IN A BAD WAY!!! So I'm looking for a good story, and what is the highest rated list full of? SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN! Now, I know, I know, some are good, but I don't like em enough to put em on highest rated! Whattup with that? Ok, I spent of a few minutes seeing how many creations I could find that had the tags : 7 minutes in heaven. Wanna know how many creations I found? 1000!!!!!!! AND COUNTING! Come on, let's get some orginality! :D please....? Not offending people who write 7 minutes in heaven, just saying that I, personally, am getting a wee bit annoyed with how many there are. I mean, 1000?

YEP! Marvelous me has discovered another fantabulous idea that will change the world! :D........yeah not really. *cough* Anyway, want to hear me awesomely birght idea? HAH! You have no choice! YOU HAVE TO! Oh, sure you can just exit this journal entry and go do something else, but it will gnaw at your mind, What was that person's idea? Could I do it? Maybe I should go back, but what was the title? OH NO! I FORGOT! NOW I'LL L IVE FOREVER IN CURIOSITY OF WHAT INFORMATION I COULD'VE LEARNED! OH NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DOOMED FOR EVER WITH TOTAL CHAOS! I....MUST....FIND...IT...AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually, you probably wouldn't of nmmmmm....what was I going to say? Uh....Oh yeah! You probably wouldn't of thought that, but now that you've read the part it WILL be plaguing your mind, so read and see my awesome idea! Ok, so you know how you are really bored sometimes? Well, I am often times bored, so this is my bright idea on how to get unboreded. :D. Ok, so go find any random quiz, and go to the person's profile. Then, click on one of their friends. Then, go to THAT person's profile and choose a friend, and so on and so forth. Now, when you click on a name, it is forever highlighted (sort of), so when you've compelted a loop of friend clicking, you'll see the name highlighted, and then you've created a loop! Get it? OF COURSE YOU DO! Now, what's the fun in this? THERE IS NONE! I JUST WASTED YOUR ENTIRE DAY! HAHAHAHAHA SUCKERS!!!!!!!!.............just kidding. On your way around Quizilla!'s usernames, go into one of their creations and look at their stuff. You might find a new story you want ot read over and over and over again and again and again. Maybe. Heh. Anyways....so yeah. That was my bright idea......... '(.'

I was really bored and I saw this and I thought what the heck, you only live once......and I'm bored. MY 9 NAMES 1. YOUR REAL NAME ~Shiko 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.) ~Shikizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) ~Blue Penguin (HAH! Private Eye.... Blue Penguin *snort*) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) ~Lanae Nottellingyousothere 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 3 letters of your first) ~Norshi (JEDI NORSHI! OMG I LIKE IT!) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda). ~Blue Root Bear (*heroic musi* It's a bird, its a plane...NO! ITS BLUE ROOT BEAR! *snort*) 7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name) ~Hreeesn.......What the heck? 8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name) ~Beinas Cleenth .....*nort* 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one of your pets) ~Black Tweedee....GOTH NAME! *laugh uncontrollably* i Fear me.. I am the super gothic Black Tweedee!! *Snort*

*huffs* I am honestly, truly disappointed in pants these days. I know, I know, I've done an complaint about pants before, but this one is different. In fact, there are so many issues with pants that you cshould get a magazine rack for em' :D! Ok, I copied that from a comeback entry, who's name is......SykoVamptress824. Anyway,look at your pairs of pants. What do you see? Jeans. Capris. Leggings. WHAT ABOUT BELLBOTTOMS!?!?!?!??!!? I wear the occasional pair of jeans, but most of my pants are comfrotable yoga pants that resemble bell bottoms! WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??! I HAVE TO SEARCH EVERYWHERE FOR THEM! I AM EVEN CURRENTLY MAKING MY OWN WITH SOME HELP FORM OTHER PEOPLE! :O COME ON! I WANT SOME BELLBOTTOMS ON THE MARKET!!!!!!!! Well, I know it was shrot and full of ! and ?'s but it fe;t good to let some steam out. Wait, I'm not done. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO FIND A PAIR THAT ACTUALLY FITS???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, done venting. HAve a good day!

YES ANOTHER JOURNAL CATOGORY! Well, I feel brilliant many times in my life. OFten times nobody sees these acts of brilliance, or ideas of brilliance. This is an idea. Its a holiday/religion/cult called Shikomasukah! This is the story:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On December 24th, adults and kids alike take a large rosemary plant and cover it in that cotton-spider stuff....or real spider web if you are brave enough anyway......so yeah. Then, at midnight or soemtime in the evening, a giant spider will enter through some spiderweb in your house, even a cobweb. Anyway, it will spin a web a presents, leaving spider webs across the presents......yes that could be the cotton stuff as well. Anyway, the spider looks all over your house, and will eat one food item. You can leav something out for it, but it cant be sweet, or else it will go after your children, even if you've placed a candle in their room, which brings me to the next aspect of this holiday. This is a giant spider, and it eats meat, so it will eat your children(or you) if they (or yourself )aren't protected. How do you prtect them (you)? You simply place a candle in their (your) room. Now, if he doesn't find something humane to eat, he will eat something....else..so leave a candle! OH YEAH! THATS MY AWESOME HOLIDAY! ENJOY!

Well, yeah. I made a new journal type. I figure soon I'll run out of ideas for journal types and then I'll be all neat and organized. So this is the suprise: I was searching on journals to find one that could match the awesomeness o mine (none did by the way) and I did a little experiment. How many journals were under "romance" and "love" compared to "funny" and "random" The results are suprising.>>>>>>>>>Romance:12,530! O_O>>>>>>>>>Love: 46,236>>>>>>>>>Did that scare you? That means the total comes up to........- drumrolll - 58,766!!! O_O!!!! In order to show the the suprisingness of this number,(and to show you how awesome my math skills are - cough calculator cough -) I made a percentage. That's right. Wanna know what percent of all journal entries are romance/love? Here it is: - drumroll - ABOUT 12%! O_O CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 12% (about, the real number is 11.6- insert random numbers - but rounded it is 12% SO THERE!)That means that 12% fo all journal entries on quizilla are gucky mucky romance! HUH! Want something even more suprising? Take a look at how funny/random rolls out......>>>>>>>>Funny:3,811! THAT NUBER IS MINISCULE!>>>>>>>.Random:47451! YAY! NOT MINISCULE!>>>>>> which brigns the total to...- drumroll please - ...51,262! That is about 7000 journal entries LESS than romance crap! WHATTUP WITH THAT!?!? Now for the percentage.........- random fiddling with claculator....and drumroll - 10% O_O! WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE! 2% difference between entertaining junk and romance crap? THERE IS SOOOO MUCH WRONG WITH THOSE NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for your time.

You will probably see many journal entries labelled bored. That is because I am bored often. Whenever you see this heading, immediately think of a word or phrase that will prompt me to write another amusing journal entry. HAH! yeah right. Actually, the third sentence of this journal entry prompted me to talk about a word that I like very much. The word is lethologica. IT is the word for the state when you can't think of the right word. Honestly, it is. Well, that wasted another few sentences. Anyway...... OH! I JUST THOUGHT OF A SUBJECT! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Okay, it is nearing the holidays, and around the holidays, people sing many songs. Well, being around children who have no heart for tradition, you hear many different versions of these songs. Well, a very cute, innocent child was singing this version, and it made me laugh out loud. The key is to sing it as loud an obnoxious yet overly content and happy as possible. Ready? Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells! Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skies, over the hills we go, then I break my knees. Crashed into a tree, the snow is turning red, and Now I'm in the hospital and tomorrow I'll be dead, OH! 911, 911, Sirens all the way. Oh what fun, it is to ride an ambulance all daaaey 911 911 Sirens all the way, oh what fun it is to ride an ambulance all day. - end song - Another verse is: Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skies, down the hils we go, crashing into trees, the snow is turning red, i think i'm almost dead, and now im in the hospital with stitches in my head, - repeat chorus - I hope I have inspired you to be bored once in a while, then get inspired, and maybe make up a few shockingly hilarious and gorey lyrics to famous traditional holiday songs! Please write them on the comments, who knows, it could be the next craze! Look for the next journal entry, which could be another Confusion. Or A Bored Edition. Or maybe an Issues. I dunno, but stay tuned! And sing this song to everyone you know, and some people you don't know! In fact, Run outside right now, drive or have someone drive to the nearest mall, walk up to a person with holiday stuff in their cart, and sing them this song. Who knows, it could be your soulmate!

Well, some words in life confuse me. Funny huh? Two of these rare words are "Shrub" and "Shrubbery". Now you might think that these words are everyday words, simple, easy to comprehend. Well, it isn't the meaning that confuses me. These two words, to me, mean the same thing. What's the difference? Well, I am going to go to dictionary.com and find out! Here are the meanings for shrub..... shrub1 /ʃrʌb/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[shruhb] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun a woody plant smaller than a tree, usually having multiple permanent stems branching from or near the ground. shrub2 /ʃrʌb/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[shruhb] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun any of various acidulated beverages made from the juice of fruit, sugar, and other ingredients, often including alcohol. (?????-.-) shrub 1 (shrŭb) Pronunciation Key n. A woody plant of relatively low height, having several stems arising from the base and lacking a single trunk; a bush. shrub 2 (shrŭb) Pronunciation Key n. A beverage made from fruit juice, sugar, and a liquor such as rum or brandy. As you can plainly seem a shrub is a many stemmed bush or plant, or an alchoholic beverage. Eh heh. Now for the meaning of shrubery.............. shrub·ber·y /ˈʃrʌbəri/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[shruhb-uh-ree] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun, plural -ber·ies. 1. a planting of shrubs: He hit the croquet ball into the shrubbery. 2. shrubs collectively. ( shrub·ber·y (shrŭb'ə-rē) Pronunciation Key n. pl. shrub·ber·ies A group or planting of shrubs. shrubbery noun 1. an area where a number of shrubs are planted 2. a collection of shrubs growing together Er... shrubberies...as you can see.... are groups of shrubs or an area where shrubs are planted.....heh..heh.....OK OK OK! SO SHRUBS ARE DIFFERENT FROM SHRUBBERIES! STOP PESTERING ME! Well...l that concludes another journal entry..................rather pointless if you ask me........................................................................hmph. Bye.

Ok, so there are some things in life that confuse me. Now, I decided I want some answers, so I put these things in my journal. Now, you may be suprised by this, but a lot of things confuse me in life, hence the number in the title. My topic today: the word shrug. Seriously, it sounds like a type of mushroom or fungi, but its and action. Also, you could use it as "I shrugged off his insult" meaning kind of ignoring it and moving on, or shrug as in "lift shoulders to upper neck area to show a sing of confusion or undecisiveness" past, present, or future. I mean, come on! You know that it has three consinents in a row? That's one weird word I tell ya. So here's my question, where does that word originate? What is it based off of? I have no idea, so that's why I ask you peoples who are bored enough to read my jounral entries. Maybe its based off a type of exotic mushroom who looks like its lifting its shoulders to its neck and can't decide wether to grow or wither away. I have no idea, so tell em why we use the word SHRUG!!!

Since I got great responces to the last issue, I decided to talk about another one. It has to do with shoes. SHOES PEOPLE, SHOES! YOU KNOW HOW SHOES HAVE A LAYER THINGY GLUED ON TOP OF THE BOTTOM OF THE SHOE? WELL GUESS WHAT, THAT PART ALWAYS COMES OFF MINE! AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? I DON'T LIKE IT! THIS SHOE THING CAN CAUSE SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS, FOOT CRAMPS, FOOT MUTATION, FOOTACHES, FOOT PAINS!! THIS SI A SERIOUS PROBLEM PEOPLE! I MEAN, THERE SHOULD LIKE MELD THOSE FLABBY PIECES OF FABRIC ONTO THE SHOE! CUZ GUESS WHO HAS TO PAY? WE DO! FOR THE SHOES, AND FOR THE FOOT CRAMPS, FOOT MUTATION, FOOTACHES, FOOTPAINS, NOT TO MENTION THE SURGERY NEEDED TO FIX THESE THINGS! COME ON WORLD!!!!!! GIVE US A PERFECT SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (make that two, please)

I think my last few stories have ben kinda silly, and I think its time we get down to some real seriosu issues. CLOTHING LENGTHS. I JUST HAPPEN TO BE VERY TALL! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET PANTS LONG ENOUGH TO COVER MY SOCKS, WHICH, I MIGHT ADD, ARE ALSO TOO LONG, CUZ ME FEET ARE BIG AND THE ONLY SOCKS THAT ARE AVAILABLE FOR BIG FEET ARE LONG ONES!!!!!! I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE PANTS, MAKE THEM LONGER THAN THEY SHOULD BE, THEN PEOPLE CAN A. GROW INTO THEM! B. TRIM THEM IF THEY ARE TOO BIG! C. TRIP OVER THEM TO MY AMUSEMENT! HONESTLY, WE NEED LONGER PANTS, AND BETTER LENGTHED SOCKS! And that was my civilized, serious issues talk. Thank you.

I was browsing around Quizilla! journals and noticed a definite pattern in all the entries..... COMPLAINTS. PETITIONS. RANDOMLY INSERTED BAD WORDS. Anyway, I just thought if you had something to complain about, you might as well stop using Quizilla! for that purpose altogether. Cuz ,some journals are really awesome, then they get into how people should be allowed to write emails labelled as citrus fruits to each other, and then its all petitioning and stuff. Hmm. I'm not complaining, I am contemplating! Anywho, that was just a little side comment I'd like to add to whatever I'm gonna write. ....................... > . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...... . . . . . . . ....... . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....... . . . . . . . .. . \ If you scrolled down this far it means you are loyal, faithful, and TOTAL SUCKERS! BWUAHAHAHAHAHA! And by now I have lost interest in whatever I am doing altogether. ARG! I NEED A SUBJECT! This concludes todays journal. SOrry about all the nothingness. >_< YOU CANT SUE ME! I AM UNAFRAID!

Well, I suppose you are wondering why I made a journal. The reason is I feel the need to express myself. So, in order to tell you a bit about myself, I have put together a little quiz. Check it out: What's your name: I AM THE OXYGEN IN THE AIR, THE SAND IN THE BEACH, THE SPIRITS WITHIN US. I AM THE BEHOLDER OF LIFE IN ALL ITS GLORY AND SADNESS, I AM THE EYE OF THE STORM, I AM LIFE, I AM A SYMBOL OF PEACE, LOVE, ANGER, SOCIETY, AND ALL THAT CRAP. Or, if you have trouble remembering that, you can call me Shiko Noracu. I'd rather the name before the latter, but ya know, either works. Girl or Boy: Im a girl... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FAVORITES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's your favorite character on the keyboard?: Well.... as you can see by the way I bordered this portion of the quiz, I am rather partial to the squiggly thingy ~~~ Animal: Uh...a bird...? I dunno, are you some sort of stalker or something...? Alchoholic Beverage: .....OH YEAH! BECAUSE I DRINK GALLONS OF PURE ALCHOHOL EVERY DAY! I don't drink :P Color: I like brown and blue and green..... is this going to be graded? If it is, than whatever your favorite color is :D TV Show: I dunno....whatevers on TV? Quality in Opposite Gender: Well... I guess its nice if they are a boy...? In a friend: someone who will laugh at my lame jokes and excuse my randomness and A.D.D. disorder... heh heh Jk. I don't have A.D.... OH LOOK! A NEOPETS ADD! Beverage: Uhm... Shirly Temple? Oh wait, rootbeer! Oh wait, rootbeer float! Oops, I mean.uhh..... A Shirly Root Float...? Ya know, the grenadine mixed with rootbeer and a vanilly ice cream gob on top? O rmaybe chocolate ice cream blob... BOTH! so yeah. Chocolate/vanille/shirlytemple/rootbeer float :D oh yeah and the ice cream should be in the shape of a smileyface.... XD. HEY YOU ASKED! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HAVE YOU EVERS/EXPERIENCES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Become so tired you laugh at a random word?: Wow... its like you dont knwo me at all! Of course I do...... and not just when im tired :D Drank: Yup, lots, i drink watered down applejuice, rootbeer, other sodas that are not caffinated, i can get kinda creepy when i drink caffeine, oh yeah and water, occasionally milk if its in a choclatey or sugary cereal... you get the idea. smoked: Well, so I'm on this like camping trip right? So we made a fire right? But the fire wont light, so I take bits of plants... a few weeds... some leaves, ya know, and toss it in, set the thingy on fire, and there was a bit of smoke, so yeah. OH! You meant... actually no, i haven't ever smoked salmon before XD Watched a littel kids show: Uh... when I was a little kid? Gone swimming?: Uh.... duh..? Died?: I AM NOT EVEN DIGNIFYING THAT WITH AN ANSWER! Made a joke, gave the start of a laugh, then realized no one was laughing and covered it up with a cough: You have no idea.... Been insulted: Nope, I am perfect! :D unless someone has called be a name and i took it for a compliment.....that happens a lot .... oh, and i guess my intellegence was insulted by the death question up there.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, I hope this bit of randomness has helped you understand what type of a person I am, and will help you understand me in the furture. Hopefully better than you did in this quiz. THANKS Y'ALL!