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Life's like a bottle of Jones soda; It tells your fortune, gives you a picture defining beauty itself, and has the sweetest taste of accomplishment. ~Bunny Barbarian~
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Latest Journal Entry
November 15, 2007
Fuck Micheal
Man! Micheal Jackson is pissin me off! I don't give a fuck how good that 'homo mofo' can dance and sing! His breath smells like little boy's booty holes! Yeah yeah, we're supposed to be all symathetic that he was black in his previous life and that he had that big ass bell pepper nose,FUCK THAT. And you know,we kept giving him chances and shit,all "He can turn around any time" shit,yeah right like that will EVER happen. What black dude do you know catches vitiligo? Huh!? NOBODY. Fuck Micheal,just...FUCK him,fuck Micheal. And I know there are some people out there going. "That's not true,I don't believe that,it's a set up!" Fuck that man,he's the nastiest asshole on this earth! Do you think anyone is going to believe him after twenty God damn years? Fuck that. If a man calls you a crack head for twenty years,bitch you are SMOKING CRACK. Whitney Houston go on and smoke her KNEECAPS off and there are some people still going. "Uh uh!" Fuck Micheal. He spent his WHOLE life trying to be a white woman,HIS WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. Then as soon as the asshole gets in trouble,he's surrounded by Muslims and shit. Micheal you aint a Muslim,you can't even BE a Muslim! You have a white woman Pork face,how are you gonna be a Muslim with a face made out of Pork!?! Go take your Peter Pan ass and make some peanut butter and shit! And who on God's green earth would have sex with him??? I mean he stuck his black man dick in a white woman and had two blue eyed blonde babies! And to think he named one of em' Blanket!!!! You can't name a baby Blanket! Tell me the last time he was in a relationship YOU believed!? Don't worry I'll wait... Tell me when was the last time you heard and said. "Micheal is fuckin' the SHIT outta that btich!" Not NEVER! He just looking out his balcony picking little boys out... "This one...oooh...I like him." He says! Fuck him. Fuck.Him. And while most guys get their home all ready for sex putting up wine and shit,Micheal's building amusement parks and playing video games and shit! And have you seen the kids that pressed charges against him? They were either sick,or slow, or had cancer, or couldn't speak english. I mean ya'll never seen a black kid up there. Cause you can't make black kids do shit! I coudl take my best friend to Neverladn Ranch right now,and I bet you Micheal can't fuck him! My friend will be sitting in the driveway punching his ass down saying. "Uh uh,Mr. Jackson!...I thought we was goin' to Lil' Bow Wow's house!...I'm gonna call my momma *phone call* MOMMA!!!!!" Fuck Micheal. Fuck him,just fuck Micheal! I don't care how many of you will burn me for this,I'm already pissed off enough to cook eggs off my forehead! Fuck Micheal.Daily Horoscope
Nov 19th, 2008
Read Full HoroscopeVirgo
Your altruistic ways are dominant today, and while one person may try to take advantage of that, the joke ends up being on them. Everyone loves you just a little bit more after today.
