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April 22, 2007

Ya see, there's this girl at my school...

Hey. Don't ask why this has good grammar/spelling even though I don't. Or I will rip your throat out.

Although there's actually someone else whose throat I want to rip out, and that's why I'm writing this.

We'll call her Keisacmeio, and she's a b****. Sorry. That's just the honest-to-Draco truth. I'm going to be ranting for a long time, so get ready.

First of all, Keisacmeio has THE MOST ANNOYING LAUGH EVER! It's loud and obnoxious and so LOUD. It's just - just - argh!

Second of all, she is a backstabbing, gossipping jerk. And she doesn't even try to hide it. You can be standing two feet away from you and she'll talk s*** about you in a loud voice. She obviously doesn't care what you think and she doesn't give a whit if she hurts your feelings.

Yesterday, I went to this dance, and this boy was running around and asked her to dance. She said no, and he moved on, yanking me up and telling me to dance. She was like, "Ew, no! Not Mandie! She's disgusting!"

You see my point?

And all these guys LIKE her! I can seriously say any guy at our school's name and he probably likes her. I mean, she's skinny - probably unhealthy - but she doesn't really have a pretty face and she's so obnoxious. And she's flashed guys more than once.

And she's not exactly a kiss-up to teachers or anything. She herself has said that she's been on multiple drugs and she's been pregnant TWICE. She got abortions twice. Once in SIXTH GRADE and once in SEVENTH. Not to mention that she had to REPEAT seventh because she was so stupid. She gets like failing grades in everything and she's so rude to the teachers that it's amazing she ever graduated from ANY grade.

She got KICKED OUT OF -PUBLIC- SCHOOL. How do you get kicked out of PUBLIC SCHOOL?!

But what really gets on my nerves is that people are FRIENDS with her! Like one of my friends (to remain nameless) that I live near... Yeah, we go home with each other a lot and stuff and we're pretty close, but she and Keisacmeio are like best friends. How can she STAND Keisacmeio?!
Then there's also this cool, funny, fun, girl named... um... I'm not gonna say it... Who is like really close to her. The Unnamed Girl is nice to pretty much everybody, but then she goes and hangs with Keisacmeio!

And everyone who ISN'T Keisacmeio's friend is AFRAID OF HER. If she were to walk up to a group of random people in our class, odds are that they would just get quiet. And even though pretty much everyone hates her (except her few friends), they all act nice to her and forgive her when she talks about them - and she talks about EVERYBODY - because they're afraid of her. I mean, what can she do to them?
And then there are people who like worship her and hang with her, and even though they do, she'll go talk about 'em! Of course. How could she resist talking about ANYONE?! But no matter WHAT she says, they always come crawling back. "Oh, how could I ever live life without dear Keisacmeio?"

One simple answer: VERY HAPPILY.

And she's a sl**. She just IS. Sorry. No... actually, I'm not.

Sometimes I just want to wring her puny little neck! I want to grab her and stab her and watch her writhe with pain! I want to feed her slow-acting poison and then stab her slowly, twisting the knife for maximum pain!
Maybe quotes from Ugburg's favorite rapper would go here.
"Murder, murder, murder, and kill, kill, kill!"
"I'll slit your motherf***in throat worse than Ron Goldman"
"Dumpin your dead body inside of a f***in trash can"
"NOW BLEED! B**** BLEED! BLEED! B**** BLEED! BLEEEEEEED!"
"Put your hands down b****, I ain't gon' shoot you! I'ma pull YOU to this bullet and put it through you!"
"Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives... sl**s"

Gotta love Eminem. Seriously. We do.

ANYWAY, back to Keisacmeio.

What else to say? Nothing, I guess. I just hate her and I needed to let it out. I don't care what anyone thinks about this. But if you see her, shoot her for me. Thanks.

Luv,
Mandie

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