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The e-Akatsuki Index of Bad Quizilla Writers

Dear illiterate Quizillians,
We have recently noticed the growing amount of "lists" made by users in order to direct hatred towards us and people who share our opinions.


Well, e-Akatsuki has a list, too.


However, the list you will find here is not a list of hatred. It is a list of Quizilla users that do not deserve the title of writer, and that should look into improving their work.


Here it is, our index of poor Quizilla writers:



-Theweirdsisters-: Not making Blaise a rapist--a few IQ points. Realizing Draco isn't emo--some common sense. Dividing paragraphs properly--priceless! For everything else, there's this piece of crap.


123xshadowxangelx123: Draco Malfoy loves the Sue. And this Sue also happens to be the proud sponsor of OOCness and bad grammar--aren't they all?


AlmostLegalJollyRogeress: Her quasi-insulting misconceptions about schizophrenia are only overshadowed by the legal faux-pas she made writing Anne Rice fanfiction.


Aluval99: Constant run-on sentences. Suethor. The introduction to her Naruto story is enough to keep us nauseous for weeks.


Animic: A horror story for all good Harry Potter fanfic authors. Inability to improve after criticism.


AnneHalliwell: This cliche exchange student at Hogwarts story would surely leave the Norwegian embassy with weeks of damage control.


Awkwardfriend: Her story embodies two of the most overused ideas on this site: emos and arranged marriages. This kills any hope for substantial themes.


Blondebabe698: Claims to be the hottest thing ever. Unfortunately, this girl only humiliates herself further with her writing.


bonbonz94: Nothing good could come out of that Sasuke story. Nothing.


BlueXFireXUchiha: Migraine-inducing stories. Bound to attract a lawsuit from the bands whose songs were ripped off and used as poorly-chosen titles.


BrightenStar: Never have we seen such Mary Sue characters in a story. Masashi Kishimoto should sue for such a blatant trashing of his story.


CalypsosPrison: Even the complete disregard for proper grammar can't begin to illustrate how this piece of crap matches the stylistic achievement of a seven year old.


Cutielov224: No matter how much you try to make sense of this garbage, you will still be left with the bitter aftertaste of one too many cliches and downright awful writing.


DarkXSnowXBird: The emo genre at its worst. Her attempts to stir an emotion in her readers fail more than a daytime soap opera.


Deidara-Stalker408: I have no idea where this shit-ficcer stalks Deidara, but she certainly never took a gander at the Naruto canon.


DracoFanitic: Never judge a person by their Internet handle--except in this case. The rest of the story is just as poorly spelled, and the plot is just as ridiculous.


Eatmorebananas: A horrid string of cliche backed up by her inability to conjugate a verb properly.


Fate-x: The worst of the worst. Arrogant Suethor who violated the Naruto canon so badly it was never the same again.


foxygsd: This user's creations list is literature's dumpster--heaps upon heaps of fuming garbage.


FreeNightFall: There's tripe, and there's illegal tripe. I'm afraid these stories fall in the latter category. FreeNightFall--proud sponsor of the Let's Get Anne Rice to Sue Quizilla campaign.


fulhamgurl: This Daniel Radcliffe story has all the usual fixings of bad fanfic: OOC-ness, a Sue, bad grammar. Textual manure.


Gothikarose: This second-rate characterization of Lestat fits in perfectly with the second-rate prose in which it is presented. More illegal tripe.


Guildhallgirl88: I don't know what should be more illegal: Not being able to structure a sentence properly or simply ignoring the wishes of Anne Rice?


harryhottie159: So poorly written one could receive a Darwin Award simply for clicking the link.


hellsangelofdarkness2005: A carbon copy of Fate-x. Practically a plagiarizer.


hyuugachic: Her writing can be summarized by four memorable words: "ya ok lord hokage."


hyuuganeji360: In this story, you can catch Neji sporting a wifebeater and some jeans. The author is one trailer short of a white-trash Neji love story.


ImaPreppyRebel: More Stockholm Syndrome nonsense. Vapid plotline, no deeper themes, poor characterization.


KataraUchiha: A story about a Dragon!Sue, wings, and an incestuous Uchiha Itachi. Is this legal?


kikASSbabe: Another day, another Sue. I pity Draco Malfoy. I really do. Perhaps this Sue-Smiter should practice what she's trying to preach.


KIT-KAT102: If the fact that her username is all in caps bothers you, do not venture near her story. Oh, yes. CAPS! A story for the visually--and intellectually--impaired.


KittehxKat: Her stories have no structure, no flow, no substance. Too much time spent spamming, not enough working on her writing.


Ladiix3: Not enough originality to write something without copying the pervasive arranged marriage idea. Disgusting.


Liones1994: The story speaks for itself. Ugh.


loveme4eva69: If you think the username is foreshadowing the garbage in the creations list. Well, you're right.


nasty4904: Mary Sue is back with a vengeance. Perhaps this pansy, OOC version of Draco will survive, but the reader sure won't.


ochpd9: Even on an acid trip, no sensible person could stomach this kind of drivel. Please, God, let this crap be a parody.


Potatoesr2good4u: English droppings: everything the English language doesn't want.


Saddness6060: In need of an intense writing course.


Sakura-chan88: I would write a constructive comment here if I hadn't gouged my eyes out during the reading.


Sarai09: Needs to work on paragraph structure, general grammar, and needs to drop the stupid Stockholm Syndrome idea.


shainabobaina: When it comes to publishing garbage, it's certainly not Draco making her do it.


ShinseiTenshi: Keyboard excrements the user is trying to pass off as a story. Even on drugs, Lohan would object to the use of her name in this tripe.


Skitzogemini: Rip-off ideas and a choppy style. Get a critique from WAMM at your own risks.


Slytherinboys: Unable to do something as simple as paragraph. Eyesore.


Squirrely91: No consideration for the work of the original author or the English language.


Stumbellina: Bad writing and attention-whoring rants are a scary combination.


ThErOaDneEvErEnDs: Uh-oh, Spaghettio! Anne Rice fanfiction is punishable by law. No, really. Law. She should delete this garbage before she faces a lawsuit. Anne Rice sues. A lot.


xbeautifulxsunsetx: This story is the perfect example of why people should always type in a word processor. Rowling would have a seizure.


xXDemon.Kitsune.HatakeXx: This Mary Sue takes it out on Itachi. The result is quite distasteful. And the roleplay format should be saved for IM, not formal writing.


XxTaytayMisfitxX: I'm afraid the words Avenged Sevenfold hardly represent the situation with this story. Perhaps Violated Sevenfold would have been more appropriate.


xXxsOoCuTexXx: Another Suethor. Read at your own risk. Might induce some severe vomitting.



This list will get much longer when other names come to mind. However, if you are reading this, you surely belong in our index.


Thank you,
Akatsuki-Council

Posted at 1:05 PM EST on Monday, December 10, 2007

Comments

@ 3:09 AM EST on Monday, March 3, 2008, bonbonz94 said:

which sasuke story?? i have a few. might help if you're specific enough, then maybe i might be able to improve my stories.

@ 3:09 AM EST on Monday, March 3, 2008, bonbonz94 said:

which sasuke story?? i have a few. might help if you're specific enough, then maybe i might be able to improve my stories.

@ 8:26 PM EST on Monday, December 24, 2007, NatureCalls said:

Lol, alright then. If that's what you prefer. And thank you for the recomd. It helps, maybe. Lol, not sure yet.

@ 10:34 AM EST on Monday, December 24, 2007, Akatsuki.Council said:

Right now, I'll recommend this user: http://www.quizilla.com/users/babygrl24601/ One of the rare gems on this website.

@ 12:13 AM EST on Monday, December 24, 2007, NatureCalls said:

And I do mean that in a good way. Hm...awkward. Anyways, congrats on making enemies! *Holds up flute glass of wine* I've been looking for some interesting stories to read, and since you guys are The Lords of Grammar I thought you would know. Do make a list of good writers so I have some index to look through. Cheers!

@ 1:27 AM EST on Saturday, December 22, 2007, S.AN said:

Pardon my assumption, but don't you think that if it were true that no one cared, "no one" implying you as well, no one would post back, even to say that no one cares? Hmm? :3

@ 12:47 AM EST on Saturday, December 22, 2007, Toxic.Silence said:

Thank you for your opinion. No one cares. Please get the hell off of here.

@ 12:22 AM EST on Saturday, December 22, 2007, S.AN said:

What is so bad about French? Honestly, I don't see the point in making a "worst author's list"--it's completely boorish and rude. If you have so much time on your hands, why not try to spend it doing something productive. There are some pretty bad writers on this site, but it doesn't give you any good reason to eradicate them all. Leave them be, for goodness sake. Besides, if you don't like their writing, (Heaven forbid it doesn't agree with _your_ standards) it doesn't mean you have to stick your face in-between their fingers and computer keys and watch. Don't bother wasting their time or yours. S.AN

@ 4:27 PM EST on Friday, December 21, 2007, Dame.Wisecrack said:

I fart in the general direction of the French.

@ 2:54 PM EST on Thursday, December 13, 2007, Akatsuki.Scream.Queen said:

Your French is just as bad as your English actually I think it might be worst you might want to stick to writing in English. You also might want to use smaller word that you understand and not big words just so you can impress e-A we all can see thats what you are trying to do. So please stick to a language that you know and understand un-like the French which any one can tell you don't know very well! mocca mocca su su ama Have a great day! A.S.Q

@ 1:49 PM EST on Thursday, December 13, 2007, Akatsuki.Council said:

That post was very un-British. Talk white, or shut up. Kthanxbai.

@ 1:42 PM EST on Thursday, December 13, 2007, MoonRising said:

Très bien, je vois que le conflit ne cessera jamais - et j'aurais dû m'en douter. Pour ma part, j'en ai largement assez. Mais sache que tes deux phrases francophones sont bien trop lourdes, en particulier la première. Pourtant, aussi mauvaise que soit toute une page de littérature, rien ne me donnerait l'idée d'agir come vous le faîtes: c'est d'une vulgarité et d'une bassesse extraordinaire. Insulter une bande d'ados, ah! mais c'est du grand art! Continuez donc, puisque vous n'avez que ça à faire. Au fait, l'expression "toute antithèse à l'esprit" n'existe pas. Le bilinguisme aurait-il ses limites? Criticise my English all you like. It doesn't matter which language I use, I still think the same thing. PS: I wish I could try Spanish and Russian, I really do. How about German?

@ 1:03 PM EST on Thursday, December 13, 2007, Akatsuki.Council said:

Strike the "ne." French is so the worst language ever. >.>

@ 12:54 PM EST on Thursday, December 13, 2007, Akatsuki.Council said:

I just so happen to be quite fluent in French. So here's for you: Jamais est-ce que "antithesis of wit" ne pourrait se qualifier de traduction pour l'expression "toute antithèse à l'esprit." Qui plus est, la langue anglaise privilégie la rigueur d'espression aux foutaises que tu nous jettes. Moral of this story: stick to French, you dumbfuck. Because verbosity just doesn't make you sound smart in English. ... Fancy that. I rape idiots in more than one language. Try me in Spanish and Russian, too. ;p

@ 12:35 PM EST on Thursday, December 13, 2007, MoonRising said:

Spork all you like, you obviously find that amusing. By the way, the "antithesis of wit" is a direct translation from the French expression "toute antithèse à l'esprit". I guess it isn't as déjà vu as I thought. As Rabelais used to say, l'ignorance est mère de tous les maux.

@ 10:36 AM EST on Thursday, December 13, 2007, Akatsuki.Council said:

Vomit. And there you have it. BTW, enjoy your spork. I'll be posting it soon enough. Think of it as your "yellow star." XD

@ 10:33 AM EST on Thursday, December 13, 2007, Akatsuki.Council said:

Your word usage is stylistically inappropriate. You obviously tried hard to come up with a retarded expression like the antithesis of wit, and people that try so hard only to crash and burn...well, they look like morons. Read Lynch's guide on style before you try to insult someone with your Thesaurus. Better yet, take your Thesaurus, shove it up your ass, and try to come up with your own clever turn of phrase. Remember kids, verbose insults make baby Jesus cry. And critics vomits. Thank you, Akatsuki-Council

@ 9:23 AM EST on Thursday, December 13, 2007, MoonRising said:

Quizilla is a gigantic place. Just because you haven't found any writer worth that name yet doesn't mean there aren't any. All right, to be honest, I know about two very good writers here which, I realize, isn't much. However, I find their way of mocking teenage, wannabee authors much more interesting than yours, not to mention more efficient. As I said, lists are dull; and yes, they are the antithesis of wit - in your case. By "unknowns", I meant that none of you have ever displayed any of your own work. I know you've argued countless times against that particular accusation, but to me it remains extremely important. I am not saying your judgment is necessarily wrong but if you're going to use such sardonic methods, then you might as well prove you're in the right position to do so.

@ 10:41 PM EST on Wednesday, December 12, 2007, PurexSoul said:

Just because I'm a nosy brat that EL OH VEE EEHS to get all up in people's shit, I'd say "Everyone is intelligent in their own special way." Because I'm a sap for the corny shit. Obviously.

@ 7:27 PM EST on Wednesday, December 12, 2007, Toxic.Silence said:

Compared to you, sweetie, we ARE the intelligent people, kthanxbai. Toxic.Silence
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