The Saga of the Magical Land of Carebears: The Chronicles of Gerard Way ch.2

Lyn-z throws a cupcake, nearly hitting Gerard, but hit Spencer instead. Spencer falls to the ground and starts having, what appeared to be, uncontrollable seizures. Everybody starts running in the opposite direction of Lyn-z. Gerard asks the rest of Panic! At the Disco if they were going to go back and safe Spencer. And Brendon replied,” No, why would we?” Gerard, confused, asked,” Why not? He’s one of your band members.” After a few seconds of silence, Brendon says,” He’s the one who whined and made us get rid of the exclamation mark after Panic.” And Ryan adds,” We didn’t really need him anyways, he looked like a chick dressed in drag.” Gerard now understands the situation asks no more questions on the matter. After running for a while the group came upon a forest. But this was no ordinary forest, it’s The Grove of Cotton Candy! Astonished Theresa runs over and attempts to climb up a tree. After multiple times of attempting (and failing) to climb the tree, Theresa turns to her friends to find them all rolling on the ground laughing. Theresa sarcastically remarks,” Thanks for the encouragement guys.” Out of the forest came three darkened figures. Gerard jumps into a karate stance (have you seen his karate lately? It’s awesome!) and prepares to defend the group from the approaching danger, but relaxes when he sees that it’s Ray, Bob, and Mikey! Frank asks,” What are you guys doing here?” Ray answers,” We were eating cotton candy!!” Then Theresa sneaks around the tree, takes out a tape measurer and starts measuring Ray. Then she says,” Ray can you peez help me get some cotton candy?” Ray stares at Theresa for a moment, then looks at the cotton candy, then back at Theresa, then answers,” Sure.” Then he starts stretching. Theresa stares at him for a moment then asks,” What are you doing?!?” He responds,” Preparing for take-off.” Surprised she asks,” YOU CAN FLY?!?!?!?!?!” With a smirk and a shrug of his shoulders,” Shaaa… You can’t?” Staring at him for some time trying to comprehend what he’s insinuating, he laughs and says,” Guess not, huh?” Looking elsewhere Theresa says under her breath,” Just get me cotton candy.” After preparing himself for flight Ray starts running to get up to speed. Then with all his force he jumps into the air and sure enough he was flying like a crocodile (because crocodiles can fly in the magical land of carebears.). He dive-bombs into the tree and comes out with an armful of cotton candy. He tosses it to Theresa and lands with a crash. Theresa starts eating the cotton candy and realizes that Three Days Grace came and was leading them back to their lair in The Grove of Cotton Candy. Theresa grabs Ray and runs to catch up with the rest of the group. Adam, leading the group, explains that they are taking them to a massive feast at their lair. Once they’re in the main hall they see a magical leprechaun. Nick asked,” What’s up with the midget in the green suit?” The insulted leprechaun responded,” I’m not a midget laddy, I’m a leprechaun!” Adam quickly intervenes, “Don’t mind O’Kelly. He’s just grouchy because we found his pot of gold, but instead of taking it we enslaved him for all of eternity. But shall we all dig in?” Everyone started feasting on the meal. This consisted of Sunshine Bear with cranberry sauce and candy corn. Meanwhile on a remote island off the coast of Unicorn Land, Lyn-z was converting Spencer into one of her minions. “YOU! GET ME A TACO!” bellowed Lyn-z to one of her hooded servants. The servant scurried off to go get Lyn-z a taco. Lyn-z walked to the far side of the room, over to a sinister looking cabinet and took out a crystal ball. Spencer was watching worriedly from his position (currently tied up on a stone table). “Why are you doing this?!” Spencer pleaded. “Why, I’m not doing anything but helping you understand what your so-called friends really think about you.” Lyn-z responded sweetly. She waved her hand over the crystal ball and an image appeared. It was Brendon and Ryan running and they said: Gerard asks the rest of Panic! At the Disco if they were going to go back and save Spencer. And Brendon replied,” No, why would we?” Gerard, confused, asked,” Why not? He’s one of your band members.” After a few seconds of silence, Brendon says,” He’s the one who whined and made us get rid of the exclamation mark after Panic.” And Ryan adds,” We didn’t really need him anyways, he looked like a chick dressed in drag.” Spencer bursts into tears at the conversation he just witnessed. Lyn-z comforts him by offering him a platter of cupcakes. He accepts them graciously (because he magically untied himself from the table). Now back at Three Days Grace’s lair. Everyone had eaten the roasted Sunshine Bear and were happily stuffed, when there was a knock at the door. O’Kelly rushes to answer it. He opened the door and who was standing there but Fall Out Boy! And JARED LETO!!!(Woot) Gerard jumps up and throws his arms around Frank and screamed,” Get away! He’s mine!” Adam says,” Calm down Gerard I invited them over. Pete would like to tell you something.” Adam then looks at Pete. Pete sighed,” Sorry Gerard. When you asked me to stop hugging Frank I should have.” Then Pete walked over and hugged Gerard. Then all was forgiven between MCR and FOB. “Now that we’re all friends again lets all eat dessert.” Brendon said,” Umm….I’m gonna go pick flowers!!!!! Wanna come Ryan?” Ryan responded,” Sure!” They both prance out the door and as soon as it closed everyone burst out laughing. Everyone is just about to enjoy some dessert. When the door flies off its hinges! Everyone jumps out of their chairs and Gerard once again assumes his karate position. And out of the fog rolls a pink carpet! Jeffree Star then appears strutting his stuff down the carpet; Jeffree was wearing pink stilettos, hot pink skinny jeans, a Beauty Killer tee and the cherry on top, his Chanel sunglasses. He strikes his pose and everyone bursts into applause. “You didn’t have to bust down my door…” Adam grumbled. “Of course I did! What kind of entrance would it be if I didn’t?” Jeffree replied in a matter-of-fact voice. He then grabbed a piece of Sunshine Bear and joined the feast. Meanwhile in the Magical Meadow of Licorice where Ryan and Brendon were picking flowers, they approached the very back corner of the meadow next to the Rock Candy Cave. Brendon started to enter when Ryan asked, “Brendon, are you sure there’s flowers in this cave?”. Brendon replies, “Ummm…. Yes in the very back of it. They’re very pretty flowers too!” In a sweet innocent voice Ryan said, “Okay!” and followed Brendon into the cave. They traveled far into the dark cave when Ryan became suspicious and said,” Brendon, don’t you think we should have came across the flowers already?” “Just a little bit farther, love.” Brendon answered sweetly. Ryan said, “When did you become all British?” Brendon just ignored the snide comment. After about ten more minutes Brendon came to a sudden halt and started chuckling. Ryan eyed Brendon in concern, “Are you okay buddy?”. “I am but you’re not.” giggled Brendon. Out of the dark walked Ashlee Simpson (bum bummm buuuuuummmm!) she grabbed Ryan and smashed a cupcake into his face! Back at The Lair (lol) Nick wondered,” Brendon and Ryan have been gone for quite a while now…” Theresa was like,” Yeah they have I think we should look for them!” Patrick proposed,” Joe, Pete, Adam, Andy and I should go look for them.” Pete refused because he was hanging out with Gerard and Frank because they’re friends again. “I can’t because somebody (glared at Jeffree Star) broke down my door in their entrance (glared at Jeffree Star again) so I need to fix it.” Adam said in an agitated voice. Patrick, Joe and Andy set out to find their friends. Gerard looked at Pete and asked,” So where did you guys disappear to?” Pete shrugged and replied,” I was mad so we went shopping and I got a new shirt and new shoe.” “Shoes where?! OMG let me borrow that top!” Kelly shouted. Frank turned in astonishment,” Where’d you come from?” “ I… don’t know…” Kelly admitted.

Okay nobody got thrown off the cliff but we promise it will happen! What happened to Ryan and Brendon? What’s going to happen to Jon? Will Panic! ever be the same?! Will Pete let Kelly borrow that top? Where did Kelly come from?! Most will be revealed in the next chapter. Oh and Pete let me borrow that top. Lol!