World beware! Here we come... [4. Africa]

-...CLAU!
-Throw something...
-Like what?
-THAT!
I was in my wonderful dream of flying over the ocean being attacked by jaws before i woke up to find a banana peel thrown at me!
-WAAAAH!
It eventually finished with me waving arms around to dodge it and... Rolling off the roof.
-Was it a good idea Ash...? Moni asked.
-Why not! She replied. Roxas was there to amort the shock!
Poor Roxy i just fell on... He kinda lost all the stuff he was carrying. INCLUDING... A whine bottle?
-It's empty! I said shaking it.
-Could you get off me... Roxas mumbled.
-MY URUHA WINE BOTTLE! Annie yelled and ripped it off my hands hugging it. They sell ANYTHING on Ebay...
-How can you be sure Uruha drinked it? Moni asked.
-I asked the cookies?
-ANYWAYS... Roxas pushed me aways. We're late so we kinda should HURRY...
-I have the nets! Krys came through the door and fell.
-Why we need NETS? Ash wondered.
-You'll see soon enough... Once Clau will have changed and Lilly recharged her laptop -.-! Roxas explained.
-IM ON MY WAY!
I yelled and went in, forgetting there was dogs so it ended up as a race to the bathroom...
***
-WAIT! Are we... Annie began.
-Movie set? Krys said.
-IN A GARDEN! Ash sang.
-No idiots, we're REALLY in a jungle, Roxas answered.
We made an amazed face *O* as we left the airport and saw the savannah around us.
-I feel like we're gonna meet Tarzan, i said reminding it was Stef hero.
-Me i see bugs everywhere... Moni added.
-GIANT SPIDER! Ash yelled.
-WHUT 0.o?
Me, Moni, Ash and Krys went running in circle like pure tourists while Lilly and Roxas searched if there was actually one!
-If it's not a bug... Is it Patrick the Star? I asked.
-DON'T speak of spongebob, Lilly warned.
-Annie the star! Krys added.
For Annie i guess it was a compliment, tough it's not.
-So we are sent out in...A savannah? She wondered.
-Maybe some cannibals will eat us D8! Ash said.
-Maybe they know Ukrainian dance? Krys sang.
-I never saw you dancing tough, i added.
Yes i got a sudden vision of Krys dancing with Aoi in a manly suit with a mustach. By our long replies and random comments, we didn't notice Roxas wasn't within us anymore.
-Then that means... THE COOKIES GOT HIM! Annie jawdropped.
-Hum, cookies in the jungle... Lilly tought.
-They gonna boil him in a cake soup? I asked.
-...
Moni eventually invented the new concept of the lying soup, while Ash was attacked by a giant mosquitoe.
-Ok seriously, where is he? Krys said.
-Here, you hobos!
Roxas was back in front of us, in a typical manly wild jeep. Yes, he even had the explorer hat!
-ROXAS THE EXPLORER! Me and Annie yelled.
-Hum what the fuck u doing with the jeep? Moni asked.
He pointed the jungle behind.
-So that was the why for the nets, i said.
-We're gonna get lost in the jungle? Ash added.
Next was Annie being all YAY like a neck broken frog. She didn't wait one more second to jump at the back of the jeep and make a cowboy move... 0.o
-GET ON ALREADY! She ordered.
Lilly our new driver toke the second seat in front, not to let Krys who would probably drive it like a motorbike and make us crash in her hardcorness. So Krys sat in the backseat next to me and Moni, there was so little place Ash sat on poor Moni! Who, for some reason planned on throwing her best friend in a panda pit, when we all know there is no panda in a jungle, except the mutated panda Annie has given birth to! When you tought the weirdest happened, you're wrong. As the "on for the adventure" mood got to us, figure a sudden pop music got out of nowhere...
-Hum, what the...
Obviously came from Lilly's laptop, as she was laughing her ass off looking at the video of DSBK mirotic song parody. This title not only sounded EROTIC but for all who saw this parody, you cannot not think of an happy meal :3
-Anyways... Roxas mumbled.
So we left, in direction of the infernal-dooming-yet-awesome... Jungle :O
***
-OMG SNAKES! Ash shout and toke pics.
-Ash, these are girafes, Moni explained.
-Wait, aren't girafes in the SAVANNAH? I wondered feeling suddenly intelligent.
-The mosquitoes seems to love my screen, Lilly said hitting them with... Mangas?
Krys and Annie, on their side, were looking up the trees in hope of finding the holy banana tree?
-It's pretty! Where's the map? I wanna take a look! I said.
Roxas toke it off his pocket, as i tried to unwrap it, it then flew aways IN Roxas face! So we rolled into a pile of mug, hit a few Zazoo or monkeys (IM UNCURSED!) and then Lilly sucessfully threw it aways, only to reveal us driving into a guy who was skipping on the road but too late... We've hit him and don't ask but the jeep fell to the side... Ouch.
***
Yep it was damn hurting but luckily enough, i was alive as always. I got ejected so i realised i was lying head against a tree, banana on my head. I was still under the shock, so i got up but couldn't walk straight so...
-...OUCH >.< !
To realise i was walking on someone i needed to kick it again to make sure it was alive! And yes, it was Ash!
-...Clau...What happened? She asked as she got up but tripped over the banana.
-Uh... This 0.o?
I pointed the jeep who was now upside down against a tree at meter aways! Seems me and Ash we're ejected aways...
-CRAP DX! Are the others ok? Ash wondered.
-...HOLY!
I was looking at...
-Pumba? Ash then noticed.
-...Uh? He eventually asked.
I guess my face was scary too, as i, all of a sudden, began drooling mad.
-PPPOOOORRRKKKK! I shout.
Naturally he would have owned me for not putting the MISTER in front but my face looked out of the ordinary. Even, i got out a rope of nowhere and began running after him... As lately im being told to be a pork addict and Stef said they plan on killing me so i must eleminate them first!
-...Arg, Clau? 0.o WAIT FOR ME!
Ash yelled and followed.
***
Crawling into the dirt, Lilly still dizzy found her way out of under the jeep, gladly she was ok!
-...0.o!
She realised Moni feets we're noticable from the side so she got her out of there tough she looked still unconscious! On the other side were Krys and Annie who got ejected in the pound... And Roxas who looked confy even with the situation, lying head out of the jeep. She sweatdropped, and then also noticed this guy of earlier, lying down behind the vehicule, she hurried up but he got up by hiself like nothing happened! She then recognized him...
-Oh my god... JAE? She yelled.
Yesh, our hero from DSBK! He then started skipping off again. Lilly then tought...
-If i follow him, he gonna lead me to McDonald... And i gonna get a Super junior member free!
So she skipped her way off too...
***
-Annie! GET UP! Oki oki then... OMG REITA MANSTICK!
-...WHERE?
-See! Krys replied. Your a naughty girl, Annie!
Confused Annie got up, wet as her cousin, as they also got bitten by pirannahs for an hour and a half.
-This was a much bigger crash then with my driftcar! Annie pointed the jeep.
They both noticed Moni who began crawling her way out, so they went to help her.
-DAMNIT! THIS MADE ME A SECOND LEON SCAR! She screamed.
-Now, now! Krys calmed her down. Uh... Where are the others?
They looked around, no Clau, Ash or Lilly. They only saw Roxy who woke up with a giant spider on his face.
-They might have left in search of help? Annie said.
-Clau in search of help...? Plus WITH Ash? Only Lilly could have done such a brillant act! Moni deduced.
Roxas, who finally got rid of the bug came up to them with his own idea.
-We can't stay here longer tough! We will have to find an open area and do S.O.S...
-...Wow! Moni pointed his face.
Just now the blondie noticed a giant button in his face... Probably full of venom.
-The spider toke you for a Jesse McRoxas? Moni asked.
-Who will blow it up? Krys asked.
-EWW! Annie glared.
-No way we will just... Head to that big rock and make signs!
Roxas pointed a huge rock in sigh.
-Sounds painful! Moni said.
-Somehow this remind me something, Krys added.
Anyways, all four left on their path.
***
-Hum, Clau? Ash mumbled.
-...POOOORRRKKK... I kept saying.
This wasn't leading us anywhere but deeper in the jungle, attacked by ninjas zebras as we we're pork hunting.
-...Clau... Ash said shaking. I heard the bushes making noises! I think they're pedophiles...
I still wasn't answering cause i was on my predator alarmed state.
-Plus, i think i walked on a furry turtle!
I turned to Ash, it wasn't a furry turtle :O but PUMBA!
-SPARE ME! He yelled running aways.
-...PPOOOORRKKKK...
So we both ran after him once more.
***
-CONGRATS ROXAS! Moni said sarcastically.
-...Awww, Annie said.
-I don't know why but im scared, Krys added.
After all, this giant rock they we're now on was just FILLED off with angry psycho lions!
-Calm down... Just... Calm down... Roxas said.
But Annie saved them all with her buddhist animal lover side, making peace sign. Then came...
-SIMBA? The girls said along.
-...Who the fuck are you 0.o? He clearly asked.
-...Lost tourists? Moni explained.
-We simply came to make an hobo dance and get rescued! Krys clearly explained.
-Hum, alright but there is already someone using the place... Simba said.
He brought them up hill so they saw a guy with spikey dark hairs, white top and dark blue pants. Krys and Annie had no fucking idea who it was so eventually, Moni left free went to kick him down the lion rock 0.o
-DIE SASUKE DIE! Moni evilly laughed.
Technically she just fullfilled Steph's dream. So Moni went back to her friends.
-What now? Krys asked.
-Hum, Roxas whispered. In such a situation we would have needed Axel fireworks talent!
-WE'RE DOOMED!!!! Annie kneeled down.
-...POOOORK...
Nobody was crazy, it was really Pumba running to hide behind Simba as me and Ash ran up hill behind.
-CLAU :O! Annie shout.
-ANNIE :O! I shout back.
-Shall i ask where you two have been? Moni said.
-...No matter, we're here now! Ash smiled.
-...Of course you two couldn't have gone in search of help... Roxas almost cried.
-But SHE did!
Krys pointed the sky, as an helicopter was over us, with Lilly waving down at us ^.^! Who say McDonald don't come along with civilization?
-YAAY! Moni and Ash sang.
-ALWAYS believe in Lilly, i added.
So we eventually got rescued and taken back to the closest airport. Also Roxas beautiful face was brought back to normal with help of a careless-of-explosion doctor. No it didn't result as Bob the clay exploding deer! Holy... Seriously blame the girls, they recently naruto brainwashed me... So we got in our own private jet 0.o for a flight! Ash was running trough it all of excitement, Annie and Lilly watching the new episode of vampire knight on her laptop with Krys stalking behind, as Moni was... Taking a nap, face in her purple salad?
-Clau what you doing? Roxas asked.
-Petting your head, duh!
Actually why was i doing that? Oh well, the jet was luxurious, clearly. Everyone was having fun, Ash now tripping over a bench, as the plan departed... I then gazed out by my window. We left Africa behind. Actually, of course it was one of the worst day of my life but at the same time, i discovered and lived many thing i never tought i would. Was so near nature, it was rather scary... Showing how independant of our luxury we are. From top here, i saw through the clouds the savannah, and where we're we heading next? Sure thing, we would discover a lot more again... As i discovered Lilly was hiding Heechul in her bag as a SURPRISE for me...? Damn McDonald.