Oh great I'm 3 again Part 1(Naruto adventure story)

The next morning was the last day of the second test. Max woke up on the roof again; she was puzzled since she remembered falling asleep in her team’s room. She came to the conclusion her team mate had taken revenge on her. She checked her self for clothes or injuries or similar.

She found she was fine; they wouldn’t have dared to do worse if they valued life. She also noticed she was wet; it had obviously been raining again. She got up and stretched out the cricks in her back and jumped of the top of the tower landing neatly on the windowsill of her team’s room.

She saw them still asleep unfortunately in their own beds. Many evil plans formed in her mind but none seemed just right so she decided to leave them to dread what she would do, it was evil enough for the moment.

Once again she wandered around the tower, she found Anko in one of the training rooms beating up a punch bag with a picture of a certain Sannin on it. Max had gone to the other one hanging in the room and started to punch it. He punches grew faster as she got into a rhythm. That what she spent the whole morning doing, Anko besides her punching her own bag.

“Who do you see when you punch it” asked Anko, wondering who could get Max this pissed off

“A couple of people I used to know” she replied, in her mind eye she could see people from her old school.

All too soon she was called down to the main area and given a lecture in which she slept while standing and looking attentive. Another skill that was the by-product of school. The first match was finally called and every one went to the balconies. Only then did she notice that Mustang and Ed and Hawkeye were standing by the Hokage with Laura to translate.

(Ok I’m lazy and want to get on with the story so it’s the same as the anime except Hinata is more confident and almost wins)

“Next match, Maxine Hakie vs. Ino Yamanaka” announced the examiner, Max looked at the board willing it to change, when it didn’t she settled to glaring at the Hokage. Ino had already jumped down and was waiting.

“Would Maxine come down of she will be disqualified”

“Fine I’m coming” she said and leapt over the edge landing opposite Ino who had just jumped down from the same balcony. She saw Naruto and Sasuke setting up a small betting corner.

“Begin” Max sat down, she knew this was going to be a waste of time so why make an effort. She saw Ino prepare her family jutsu and simply switched with a wooden log seconds before it hit her.

She knew Ino would have to wait a bit before her mind returned and decide to end it now, she shushined behind Ino’s body and held a kunai to her throat, when the spectral form of Ino’s mind headed back it by passed Ino and went into Max.

“Ino if you don’t get out o my head I will rip you mind apart” she said, mentally fighting for control to any observer it would look like she was having a fit. In her mind she appeared in the place that looked like her school and quickly found Ino in and office labelled ‘control’.

Inside it Ino was moving a dummy of Max while Max’s subconscious was trying to stop her. Rolling her eyes Max stepped into the room and grabbed Ino and took her to the door marked ‘exit’ and threw her out then quickly returned to the conscious world to see Ino rubbing her head. Max picked up her dropped kunai and held it at Ino’s throat again.

“Give up?” she said poking the kunai deeper”

“I give up” she squeaked as the examiner called the match

“Winner Maxine” he dodged a kunai headed at him

“My name is MAX not Maxine” she fumed, each of the finalists drew a number and Max was put up against the sound ninja who had passed. The final details were explained and they were dismissed.

Max sent the next day working on her scythe fighting, she had given the third hints about the up coming battle. To be on the safe side he had given her two scrolls with blood seals for himself Kakashi, Max and Itachi one was about Max and her situation and the other was about Itachi and his mission.

She had been sent on a mission anyway to find out about some rumours of some ‘men wearing black cloaks with red clouds’ near a village not far from Konoha. She was almost at the village when she felt some chakra moving nearby, she altered her direction to collide with the others.

“Sup people” she said as she bust from the tree line, only to find that she had too much momentum and almost hit a tree, she hit the tree side on and fell to the ground. She picked her self up from the floor to see Itachi and Deidara looking at her with concern.

“What? That didn’t hurt, I mean I’ve done worse” she said remembering abseiling when she had slipped and hit the cliff face. It had looked so much worse than it felt.

“So what brings you two here” she asked as she dusted herself down

“After the third part of the exam we’ve been ordered to attempt to capture Naruto but that can't happen” explained Itachi

“Don’t worry about it I’ll be around to stop you”

“We’ll have to fight properly, give it all you can and don’t forget it will be two on one” warned Itachi

“Since when have those odds scared me?”

“She is a bit cocky isn’t she” observed Deidara

“Most of the time she can back it up” reasoned Itachi

“So what are you doing now?”

“Heading to watch the chunin exams. Maybe this time you’ll win” teased Itachi

“You only just beat me, by a tiny bit. Besides I could beat you if we had to fight again” protested Max

“Which chunin exam was that” asked Deidara

“The one in mist a few years back”

“That was you the one who used the fire”

“Yup”

“I reckon you should have won your fights were more impressive” said Deidara

“I know” she sighed and with that she realised if she didn’t move now there would be people finding them with a wave she shushined towards home.

Every time she saw Itachi she missed her old team more. She sometimes saw Hana around and they would talk about the good old days. Like missions they had been on or some of the pranks that had always managed to backfire.

During the month before the third part Max spent the time training with Naruto until he found Jiraiya and started training with him. She trained with Sasuke a bit before Kakashi stole him away to teach him Chidori. So now Max was bored and a bored Max is bad. She was currently annoying the Hokage.

“Why is the pile of paper so big?”

“Because people need to ask me for things”

“I really don’t see why Naruto wants to be Hokage, all they do is sit in an office signing pieces of paper” she sighed and sat on the chair and began to hum.

“If I send you to train with the ANBU will you leave me alone?”

“Sure”

“Squad alpha three need an extra member for a while just give the squad leader this scroll there pretty green so don’t be to hard on them” he said as he quickly wrote a note, Max took it and leapt out the window to get her ANBU gear and made her way to the training grounds. That is why she was now fighting three on one.

“Ah I’ve missed this” she smirked as she fought having so much fun. The team she was training with were in awe they had heard of the team delta seven and how they had been an almost unstoppable force almost a legend, now they knew why.

Laura had been stuck with Mustang and the people with him, she was a bit tired of translating so had begun to teach them Japanese. Max had helped out for a bit when the ANBU team had been sent on a mission. The FMA crew were amazed by the ninja techniques and Ed was forever asking about the equivalency to which the answer was, I don’t know, which was the most said sentence by Max especially when she had done her speaking exam for German.

At some point Max had gone to train with another team of more seasoned ANBU. On her way back she had over heard Kabuto conversing with the sand sibling’s teacher. She noticed that the boyfriend of one of the ANBU who she had been training with was also listening; only he got noticed. Max jumped into the fray to help him. She was glad she had her ANBU gear on still.

She aimed to disable mainly but between them Max and Hayate killed Baki and Kabuto was injured and had fled, unfortunately Max and Hayate had both got hurt but Hayate was defiantly worse, and would have to be in hospital for a while. With Max it was a few scratched and a deep wound on the side of her stomach. She transported Hayate to hospital and informed Yugao. (Hayate’s girl friend, had been on Kakashi’s team before getting moved to another one as team leader)

The month finally passed and they were at the arena, Max had threatened Kakashi that if he made Sasuke late he would never see his books again. For some reason Sasuke was on time. They stood basking in the attention until the first match was called.

(Once again I’m not going to write any other than Max’s match which comes first since it’s the sub match)

“Maxine Hakie vs. Dosu Kinuta” Max smiled, her opponent looked at her wearily remembering the fight in the forest of death.

“I forfeit” he said. He didn’t want a repeat since he only just survived last time. Max looked crest fallen, she had been wanting to fight but she knew she would have her chance later.

The fight passed until it got to Sasuke vs. Gaara, she saw the fight and was getting more and more nervous. Max was torn about what to do, she wanted to protect Gaara and Sasuke but if she did that the third would die but she came to her decision she would help the Hokage, the others at least survived, she quickly grabbed her ANBU gear she had stored in a scroll and put it on and shushined to the Kage’s box.

She was just in time. Orochimaru reviled himself to the third and they moved to the roof Max silently following, using a technique to bend the light round her so she blended with the background. It was a technique she had developed in the month.

She saw the sound four put up the purple barriers and knew there was no backing out now. For the first few minutes she stayed perfectly still watching the beginning of a battle that would probably kill one of them. By staying still it ensured her technique was working properly, if she moved the light would distort and someone might notice.

She saw the first two Hokage’s get raised and saw the one with the number 4 on it and threw her scythe at it forcing it back down and leapt over it grabbing it before it followed the box into the void. Outside the box a squad of ANBU were watching

“So someone got through my subordinates shield” said Orochimaru

“No” said Max but she didn’t elaborate

“Do tell how” inquired Orochimaru as the front of the box’s opened to reveal the two Hokage’s, he put a special kunai with a tag into the back of their necks. They went to attack the third.

“No” Max repeated

“Do all ANBU have a limited vocabulary?” he asked the third

“No but they don’t give out details” she said in the same emotionless tone

“You’re kind of short aren’t you” he was obviously trying to get her enraged enough to attack.

“You look like a pedophile but do I complain”

“Ah she has a sense of humor”

“And she will quite happily rip body parts off” noted the Hokage while dodging attacks from the controlled former Hokage’s

“She must be gifted but that scythe looks familiar, like one of the genin… you’re that brat from the second part of the exam who put that blade through my chest and beat the sound team. You can’t be a genin.” Orochimaru said. Under her mask Max was smirking

“Just like Kabuto can’t be” she returned.

“This time you won’t beat me” he said and attacked