Love Strikes (Batle Between both genders)

The girls were in their hotel rooms. Adrienne was on the internet in her laptop, updating her author’s blog, Julia was sleeping, Rica was reading Pride and Prejudice, Angela and Sabrine were listening to some music on their iPod. Julia was awoken by the knock on the door. It was Joel.

“Hey girls, do you want to go swimming?” Joel asked the girls.

“Sure!” The girls said in unison.

“Yeah, you should check out the beach’s view, it has such a great view!” Joel exclaimed, excitedly. The girls went inside the bathroom to individually change into their swim suit. As they were at the beach, the girls saw Antonio surfing. He was such a great surfer since he was born and he grew up in Hawaii. Antonio looked slightly cute with his blonde hair and tan skin it’s just a shame that he’s born gay. When Antonio saw the girls, he smiled and waved at them.

“Hey everybody, why don’t we play some volleyball?” Adrienne asked.

“Sure, we’d love that!” Rica said.

“Hey, what about me, I’m pregnant!” Angela exclaimed, jealously. Before when Angela wasn’t pregnant, she was the queen of volleyball. She was once on the varsity team back in college. She loves to play volleyball with Trevor before. But now that she’s pregnant, it prevents her from doing that.

“It’s not our fault that you decided to get pregnant!” Adrienne said.

“I didn’t decide it! It just happened without warning.” Angela explained.

“Oh really, so you expect me to believe that one day, you and Trevor got on a bed together, did it one day and…”Adrienne was interrupted by Angela.

“Adrienne, I think my sex life is none of your business!” Angela exclaimed, angrily.

“Well sorry Ms. Grumpy, I didn’t mean to sound offensive!” Adrienne exclaimed, sarcastically.

“What the hell is your problem?!” Angela exploded.

“My problem is that you keep on complaining about the most random things and you can’t do it because you’re pregnant!” Adrienne said. Before the girls knew it, they were attacking each other with swear words. Adrienne called Angela a slut. Angela called Adrienne a bitch. It almost led to a slap fight but Antonio and Joel broke those two apart.

“Girls, stop it!” Joel and Antonio said together, breaking the girls apart.

“Now would you girls stop fighting already and just apologize?” Antonio asked.

“Fine!” Angela exclaimed. She turned to Adrienne. “I’m sorry Adrienne!”

“I’m sorry too.” Adrienne said. Those two hugged each other so they would officially forgive each other. Julia turned to the rest.

“So, what are we waiting for, let’s play volleyball!” Lily exclaimed, happily. Antonio, Sabrine and Rica were on one team. Joel, Adrienne and Lily were on the other team.

“Um, I’m going to go take a walk along the beach.” Julia said, tiredly.

“Are you sure you don’t want to play?” Joel asked her.

“Yeah, I just want to relax because I had a long day.” Julia explained.

“Okay but just come back for when we win the game!” Joel said his voice full with pride.

“In your dreams!” Antonio exclaimed. Angela agreed to give them some scores and the loosing team has to contribute money to buy everybody dinner. Julia started her walk along the rocky areas of the beach. She got her flips flops so she wouldn’t hurt her feet with all the rocks. Julia found a dog randomly walking throughout the beach. The dog was a mixed breed; the dog was a Shar pei and a Golden Retriever. The dog had an owner because it had a collar but it seems like nobody wants the dog. Julia picked up the dog and started talking to it.

“Hey you, what’s your name?” Julia asked the dog. The dog just cuddled up in Julia’s lap. It was quite friendly to Julia. Julia checked to find out weather the dog is male or female. It was a male dog. She found a frisbee on the ground and decided to play with the dog. “Come on boy, fetch!” She threw the frisbee and the dog ran after it. Julia thought that the dog was going to catch it, but instead, the dog ran further. Somebody already caught the frisbee and the dog hid behind the person. Julia looked up and saw her worst nightmare. She’s about five-three in height, she has long, wavy black hair and she had a swimmers body and her name is Olivia Rama. Olivia smiled at her deviously.

“Hello Julia Susan Morgan!” Olivia said, like she always did.

“Hello Olivia Rama!” Julia said, in the same way as her enemy did. Olivia and her had been enemies since they were classmates back at Cebu City Academy. It is unknown how they really became enemies but Olivia had always been mean to Julia.

“Actually, I’m Olivia Morgan now! Your cousin, Aaron and I are already married and we’re here for our honeymoon!” Olivia explained.

“Oh really, I’m so happy for you!” Julia commented, sarcastically.

“You’re just jealous because I’m married and you’re still single!” Olivia said. Julia just stared at her in disbelief; this was too much, even for Olivia. Luckily, her cousin, Aaron came in and saved her life.

“Hey cous, how have you been lately?” Aaron said, giving his cousin a hug.

“I’m fine cous, but when did you and Olivia get married?” Julia asked, she had to put on a fake smile for her cousin. She loves her cousin but hates her cousin’s wife. It was an extremely uncomfortable situation for Julia.

“Last October, I tried to invite you but somebody prevented me from inviting you.” Aaron said, glaring at his wife and rolled his eyes. “Besides, why can’t you two just apologize to each other and move on with your lives?”

“Because she’s a bitch!” Olivia said.

“Because she’s a slut!” Julia said.

“Okay that’s enough!” Aaron said. “You two shake hands do it or I’ll lock you two in a bathroom for a week until you get things sorted out and I’m not kidding! If you girls need a bathroom break, you can just go in there!” Olivia and Julia really didn’t sincerely forgive each other, they were just pretending so that Aaron won’t lock them in the bathroom.

“Sorry!” Olivia and Julia said in unison and both of their so-called apologies weren’t sincere. But Aaron was completely oblivious.

“There, are you girls happy now?” Aaron asked.

“Yes!” Olivia lied, forcing a smile on her face.

“Couldn’t feel any better!” Julia said, sarcastically and she was also forcing a smile.

“Great, come on Olivia, let’s grab a papaya smoothie!” Aaron said, oblivious to Julia’s sarcasm. Olivia and Aaron walked to the nearest beach restaurant to order papaya smoothies. Julia just walked back to the volleyball game. She wanted to know who’ll win.

Meanwhile, back at Lake Oswego, Oregon, the boys were now at National Oregonian Camp Site. Although it was kind of a joke calling it a camp site because it was just across the city of Portland. Jerry parked his cousin’s huge trailer in the camp’s parking lot which charges twenty dollars to park your car per day. The boys quickly exited the parking lot and made it to the camp site’s entrance.

“Wow, this is a beautiful camp site,” Jerry commented while adoring its view. “It has a unique structure to it.”

“Camp site? Dude, we’re just across Jose Rizal’s Rampy Fish Market!” Leo exclaimed, laughing at the ridiculous view of the camp site across the city of Portland and near a Filipino fish market!

“Hey, at least their fish is fresh from the Philippines,” Jerry said. “Besides, I can smell the testosterone rush!” The guys just stared at Jerry with a puzzled look. Oliver turned to Jerry.

“Are you sure? All I smell is fish!” Oliver said. The guys stared at each other for a while. “Besides what do you mean by ‘testosterone rush?’”

“You know that the main hormones in human females are estrogen and progesterone, right? Well, the main hormone in male humans are testosterone and since we’re all guys, I guess it’s a testosterone rush, get it?” Jerry asked, laughing at this corny joke.

“I don’t get it.” Leo said, flatly.

“Why don’t we walk in the woods? I’m sure we can have pure, testosterone fun!” Oliver said. The guys laughed at this joke but it was the same as Jerry’s joke only he put it in a way which made the guys laugh.

“Oh come on that was my joke! You didn’t laugh at it when I said it but when…”Jerry was interrupted by David.

“Dude, could you just relax? It’s just a little joke!” David said.

“Just a little joke, he stole my…”Jerry was interrupted again because Leo shoved a banana in Jerry’s mouth so he would shut up about the joke.

“Here dude, have a banana!” Leo said. The guys started their long walk to the camp site by singing some cheesy camp songs. As the walk got longer, their legs were getting tired so they just picked a spot near the lake. They all stopped there and David turned to everybody.

“Why don’t we put the tents up here?” David asked.

“Sure!” Brian said, excitedly. All the guys have been camping before in the past except for Kevin Sanchez. The guys started putting up the tents. Brian and Kevin Sanchez agreed to share one tent which meant Kevin had to help Brian. Brian turned to Kevin.

“Hey Kevin, could you insert these pegs in the ground?” Brian said.

“Sure, I know how to put up a tent!” Kevin said, smiling nervously. Kevin tried so much to insert the pegs into the tent but it was difficult since he hadn’t tried camping before. Brian just smirked at him and laughed.

“You do know that you’re doing it wrong, do you?” Brian asked, suspiciously.

“I know I’m just trying to be the….um…wow this is awkward but……”Kevin Sanchez stammered but he was interrupted by Brian.

“You’ve never been camping a day in your life, have you?” Brian asked.

“What, that is ridiculous I mean I can’t just pretend to know how to build a tent and not actually been camping before!” Kevin exclaimed. He wasn’t making any sense to any of the guys.

“Okay dude, first of all, you’re not making any sense! Second, I would like to ask you when your last camping trip?” Brian asked.

“Oh that’s easy….I went when I was nine and …..Oh yeah, that was a slumber party. Oh yeah, I went when I was in college and…oh yeah, I went to Hong Kong with my girlfriend. Oh yeah I think I…no that wasn’t really…”Kevin was interrupted by Brian again.

“Look dude, I know you haven’t been camping before in your life and I can tell because when a person is an experienced camper, the first thing we learn is how to put up a tent,” Brian explained. “Am I right? You haven’t been camping before?”

“Shhhhh!” Kevin shushed. “Don’t tell anyone, please?”

“Don’t worry dude, I won’t tell anyone. Look, you want me to teach you how to put up this tent?” Brian asked.

“Sure!” Kevin exclaimed. Brian went through the steps on how to put up a tent with Kevin. Kevin was such a fast learner. After all the guys put up the tent, the guys were enjoying a snack of smores. After enjoying a nice snack of smores, Oliver turned to all of the guys.

“So, what do you guys want to do next?” Oliver asked. “We’ve been here for three hours and I’m already bored!”

“I know, why don’t we take a dip in the lake?” Jerry suggested.

“Gee, I don’t know about this, I mean, what if we’re not the only ones here at this camp site?” Oliver said, nervously. Jerry checked back and fourth to see if the coast was clear.

“Its clear, now lets change now!” Jerry said, excitedly. The guys started stripping and putting on their swim trunks. As they were doing this, they heard some girly laughter. The first one to notice the crazy laughter was Brian.

“Um, do you guys hear something?” Brian asked.

“Oh relax; it’s probably just the wind!” Jerry said. The second one to notice the insane girly laughter was David.

“Jerry, I don’t think the wind will laugh at the sight of a bunch of men changing at a camp site at Portland!” David exclaimed.

“Okay, if you guys are so paranoid, why don’t we turn around to see who it is?” Jerry suggested.

“Okay, on the count of three,” Kevin said. “One…..two….three!” The guys turned around as soon as Kevin said three. When they turned around, they saw six pretty and tall girls wearing short shorts and a shirt that said ‘Miss Earth 2019’ on it and flip flops. One girl looked like a Filipina, the other girl was either Korean, Japanese or Chinese and she looked familiar to all the guys except for David. The other girl had tan skin and her hair was blonde but had a slight mixture of brown, she looked like European but something else about her looked either Hispanic or Filipina. The other girl looked Caucasian with blonde hair while the other girl looked Asian just like the other girl. The guys were guessing these girls were beauty queens from different countries because each of them had sashes on. The Filipina looking girl’s sash said ‘Philippines’ on it. The familiar looking Asian girl’s sash said ‘Korea’ on it. The European-Hispanic girl’s sash said ‘Greece’ on it. The Caucasian girl’s sash said ‘France’ on it while the other Asian girl’s sash said ‘Vietnam’ on it.

“Hey boys!” The six beautiful girls said in unison with different accents.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” The guys shouted. The girls just stared at them with puzzled looks on their faces. The guys quickly grabbed some towels to cover themselves up. Just then, a bunch of other girls came running to the boy’s camp site. One of the girls was another Caucasian, she also had the Miss Earth shirt and was wearing short shorts but her sash said ‘USA’ on it. The other girl was another Asian looking girl, she looked familiar only to Trevor but not to the rest and her sash read ‘China’ on it. Then, a lot of other girls with different ethnicities came running to them. The guys panicked and jumped into the lake and they were wet again.