Magical Story of Hope and Wonder... n stuff...
So yeah like, it was a magical day and everything was perfect and wonderful when I came across a magical happy mushroom and it like said to me that it needed some love and ferry dust. So I like told him that i't'wasn't a problem and that it needn'tn't not worry.
So I set said to find the ferry dust. I searched for like miles n stuff. Then I finally found it and I was like, here you go man... n stuff. But then I realized that he was miles away because mushrooms can't walk. Especially magical mushrooms. So when I went back and gave it to him he was all, "thanks man..."
But then later this most bogus wizard man came over and started to like, zap the mushroom n stuff and I was like, "Hey... not cool man.... You wanna like... stop?... n stuff."
But then he replied rudely in a most childish tone, "make me!"
So then this bodacious unicorn came over and was like, "okay" and he stabbed the wizard to death with his pretty horn.
That was pretty cool of him... I guess...
But then later I realized that there was a gnome of DEATH! riding on the unicorns back. So I was like, "thanks gnome of DEATH!"
What?... That's just his name. Did you think he was like, evil or something?
So you know like, me and the mushroom are skipping around like sissy girls when the mushroom trips and I was all, "Uhm... wait, how did you trip? You don't even have legs man. Infact, I'm not even sure how you were skipping in the first place..."
"Uhm... uhmm..." then mushroom stuttered nervously, "...Oberammergaueralpenkräuterdelikatessenfrühstückskäse!!!!!!!"
an everyone died instantly...
The End
