What you write when your eating skittles and on Meebo!

Tak: tell me the story noes ! =D
Starshine: erm...
Starshine: ok... gimme a sec
Tak: *humms
Starshine: hmmmm... hang on, Crayon's gana help meh
Starshine: gah! we have skittlez!
Starshine: =D
Tak: !!
Starshine: there was this amazinly pimppin-en PIRATE Captain...
Starshine: Elle Appelle...
Starshine: Captain Doodle!
Tak: *nods
Starshine: ... Captain Doodle wuz sailen arround on his giant flying duck ship when he came upon a the tretcherous sea of skittlez owned by the evil teddy bears!
Starshine: (Oh no, OH NOOOO!)
Starshine: Correction! : gnome teddy bears
Starshine: (p.s. i HATE gnomes... )
Starshine: =]
Tak: =D
Starshine: The only way too defeat them is to throw a giant glow stick ball at their faces screaming "IN THE NAME OF SPYRO THE DRAGON, BOMBARDMENT!!!"
Starshine: The gnome evil teddy bears faught long and hard using their GIANT lollypops! But in the end they were forced to surrender due to plastic surgery that made them look like Brittany Spears!
Starshine: ... bald Brittany
Tak: *is silently claping his hands
Starshine: So the victorious Captain Doodle went to get cup cakes to reward the crew with...
Starshine: but class!
Starshine: une problem!
Starshine: Oh no, OH NOOO!
Tak: oh no!
Starshine: (sry, were havin lots of fun with this! )
Starshine: lol
Tak: I love it
Starshine: le crew n'aime pas le cup cakes!
Starshine: (the crew didn't like the cup cakes!)
Starshine: (stupid crew)
Tak: awe
Tak: *boos
Starshine: le crew aime le tacos!!!
Tak: yay!
Tak: not as good at cupcakes though
Tak:
Starshine: (nope...)
Starshine: but not just any tacos!!!
Starshine: They were the magic taco of the magic leoblurodonnnnnnnnnn! hehehehehehe! (CHARLIE!)
Tak: Yay!!
Tak: leophurodon*
Tak: leoplurodon*
Tak: rawrr
Starshine: Ah! no spell check!
Starshine: n'aime pas spell check!
Starshine:
Tak: xD
Tak: <3
Tak: its grammar nazi'ing
Tak:
Tak: keep going!
Starshine: the tacos were made of...
Starshine: Java ROCKSTAR... and-and... purple cheese cake!
Starshine: whahahahaha!
Starshine: =D
Tak: !!!!!!
Starshine: And it was the trippy-est shiz EVA!
Tak: w00t's!
Starshine: It would soooo magical that it made things... *cringes* normal! 0.0
Starshine: The crew did not know this when they ate the tacos!
Tak: ewe =x
Starshine: (i kno)
Starshine: wait wait wait...
Starshine: (Oh no, OH NOOOO!)
Starshine: So the crew started tripping out!
Starshine: all of a sudden they were sailing on WATER of all things!
Starshine: And the duck was a BOAT!!!!!
Starshine: And the Captain....
Starshine: well the captain...
Starshine: . . .
Starshine: he wuz a puddy tat.
Starshine:
Starshine: and and the crew...
Tak: =x I <3 puddy tat's
Starshine: Jumped... INTO the wata cuz it wuz like everclear jello.
Starshine: and then the wata turnned em into tweety birds!
Starshine: . . . the captain wuz hungry
Starshine: (oh no oh NOOOO!)
Starshine: so the captain wuz all "get in MEH Belly!"
Tak: xD
Tak: without cooking them?
Tak: -x
Starshine: (*shrugs*)
Starshine: And the crew were all "but canibalism's frowned upon!"
Starshine: And doodle was all like "HAH! in MOST societys!"
Starshine: And they were all like *gasp*
Starshine: And doodle wuz all WHAHAHAHAHA!
Starshine: and then out of no where...!
Tak: *nods
Starshine: Micheal Jackon appeared!
Starshine: And he wuz all "here kitty kitty kitty!"
Tak: *gasp
Starshine: And the captain SCREAMED... and...
Starshine: woke up.
Tak: =x
Tak: ohhh
Tak: cliff hanger
Tak: >.<
Starshine: in bed with the magical Leoplurodon and Charlie.
Starshine:
Starshine: FINI ! ! ! ! ! !
Tak: xD!!