CAUGHT ON TAPE

I knew it would only be a matter of time till he was requested so here's his story
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Me:And now it's Itachi's turn.....to get made fun of by millions of adoring fans.
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Itachi: *hanging from branch trying to sniff flower on lilypad*
Sasuke: *walks over* What're you doing?
Itachi: Trying to smell the pretty pink flower. OMG not manly word to be found.
Sasuke: Well you had the word smell in there.
Itachi: It was being used as a verb..it doesn't- hey why're you trying to burn with your heart burn technique.
Sasuke: First of all it's called the atomic fireball jutsu
Itachi: *cough* heartburn technique *cough*
Sasuke: *glares at Itachi* And second of all it was a distraction.
Itachi: For what?
Sasuke: For revving up my chainsaw.
Itachi: Why do you wanna get me wet.
Sasuke: Cause you're an ass!
itachi: But I'm wearing dry-clean only!
Sasuke: I know.
Itachi:But if it gets wet it'll shrink
Sasuke: Not my problem....And you always cheated at checkers. *starts cuttting branch*
Itachi: I swear I didn't. If you get the checker to the other side it becomes a queen and can move anywhere it wants at any time!
Sasuke: That's water polo!
Branch: *snaps*
Sasuke: The deed is done. *walks away*
Itachi: *climbs out of water after falling in* THEY'RE SHRINKING!
Hidan: *walks over* What are you talking about?
Itachi: MY CLOTHES ARE DRY-CLEAN ONLY!
Hidan:I don't have time for this. I have to go become a true gedi in- I mean practice my religiousness.
Itachi: BUT THEY'RE SHRINKING!
Hidan: Ok Fine I'll help. I'll cut you're shirt off with my light saber.
Itachi: Your what?
Hidan: I meant to say scyth. Sorry.
Itachi: HELP
Hidan: *cuts off Itachi's shirt* Better?
Itachi: My lungs are free but my pelvis isn't.
Hidan: Dammit. *cuts off Itachi's pants.* Now are you better
Hidan's voice over: I'm so glad he didn't go commando today. I'd die of embarressment if I had to go in public in just my underwear.
~to me~
Me: If you've been paying attention you'll see how amazing it is how everything seems to be tying together.
Gaara: *from some random direction* Elain NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Gaara just change the channel! I'll be there in a minute.
Parrot: Squak Kankuro's gay!
Kankuro: *from somewhere else* I AM NOT!
~back to action~
Itachi: My pelvis is free but now I can't feel my-
Hidan: WHOA DON'T GO THERE! *walks away*
Itachi: It hurts too much. *sfx: rip* I think i liked it better before. *grabs ripped clotheing and covers self* Thank god
~To me~
Me: Didn't need to see that....and neither did you. Well anyway. And that's how Itachi was publicly humiliated.
Pokemidget: Not having his room key and locking himself and having to run through the building for 2 hrs. till he found someone to unlock his room now THAT was humiliating.
P.S starwars fans are still dorks.