I walked over to Mike's room and knocked before going in. “Hey there Papi Chulo.” I smiled.
He smirked. “What?”
“It means ‘Hot Daddy’. I had to call you that sometime in our relationship. I am Hispanic after all.”
“Oh yeah I forgot you were one of them illegal people.” He joked.
“Hey! Those are my people you’re talking ‘bout!” I hit him with a pillow.
“Well maybe I don’t like your people!” He stole my pillow and hit me with it.
“Oh so you’re saying that you don’t like Hispanics now?” I said in false anger before grabbing another pillow and hitting him in retaliation.
“Yup. Don’t like ‘em. Not one bit! Friggin’ border hoppin' beaners!” He said hitting me again.
“Well in that case, I can safely assume that you don’t like me, which means that I should just leave.” I said as I stood up before being pulled down and pressed onto a hard chest.
“No don’t do go! I do like you!” He said in an exaggerated tone.
I looked at him and smiled. “So let me get this straight. You don’t like Hispanics at all?”
“Um…” He thought. “Nope.”
“But you like me?”
“Yup!” He smiled.
I pretended to sigh. "Well I guess that’ll have to do. I mean after all this is a start. Who knows? After this you might be banging every Hispanic chick you see!” I said as I sat up, straddling him.
“And as wonderful as that sounds, I think I’d rather stick to this one Hispanic girl for now.”
“Oh?” I asked. “And who might this girl be?”
“Well, I’m not sure you’ve met her, but her name is Elena.”
“Nope… Doesn’t sound familiar.” I smiled as I began to play with his shirt.
“Hmm… Well either way, she had curly hair, really nice tan skin, and a great ass!” I playfully slapped his shoulder causing him to laugh. “What? I’m just telling you the truth! After all you don’t know her so I have to tell you about her!”
I rolled my eyes as I smiled at him. “Ok so go on.”
“Ok so she’s really great to talk to. Like, she’s funny but you can have an intellectual conversation with her and she won’t get lost in the middle of it. Um… She's nice but don’t get on her bitchy side ‘cause then you’ll be blown away. She’s a big time rocker but she has these random moments of Hispanic-ism-”
“’Hispanic-ism’?” I interrupted.
“Yes ‘Hispanic-ism’. Let me finish. So yeah she’ll start talking in Spanish and things like that… Oh and she’s a GREAT lay!” He started laughing.
“Mike!” I said, hitting him again.
“What?” He said, pretending to be confused.
“Fucktard…” I mumbled.
“Oh you love me.” He made a kissy face.
“Yeah but not with that face I don’t.” I said.
“You don’t love me?” He pouted.
“Nope.”
“Not even a little?”
“Nope.”
“Not even a teensy widdle bit?”
Ok this was just too cute. “Ok maybe a teensy little bit.”
“Is it enough to get me a kiss?”
“I don’t know, Mike. This Elena chick might get jealous.”
“Don’t worry about her. I know how to take care of her.”
“Oh you do huh?”
“Yup.” He stated proudly.
“Well, in that case I don’t see why not.” I shrugged and I gave him a small kiss. “There.”
“Oh come on, I’m sure a teensy widdle bit is cause for more than that.”
“Ok.” I rolled my eyes giving him a deeper kiss, which eventually developed into a full make-out fest. After pulling back for air I smirked at him. “You tricked me. I told you only a small kiss but now look what you did.”
“Oops. I guess I’m just too hot for you.” He smirked back.
“Oh yeah? Well let’s see who’s hotter.” I smirked as his eyes widened.
I gave him a kiss that he returned hungrily, as usual, only this time I ran my hands under his shirt and began feeling my way around. I ended our kiss, only to bring my lips down to his neck sucking on it as my hands made their way to the rim of his pants. As I played with the edge of them, I slowly nipped towards his ear. After a while of that I went back to his lips, which were already slightly parted. As I slipped my tongue in, the tips of my finger slid through his boxers so I was touching a bit of the skin when he moaned I smirked and continued with my ministrations. I bent towards his neck again where I sucked until I was sure there was going to be a hickey. He bit his bottom lip as he released a moan. Happy with my work I stretched making sure my breasts were a little more ‘out there’ than usual when I stretched. After mentally congratulating myself I got off of him.
“W-What? You’re just leaving?” He asked, in this voice that made it sound like I had just left a puppy in the middle of a busy street.
“Yeah. Why? Is there a problem Mike? Is there something you need to tell me?” I said, pretending I was completely lost.
“Well first of all… Wow! That was fucking amazing! I never knew you were so… so… erotic! And second, thanks to your spectacular act of raunchiness I’ve been left with a very horrible and painful issue.” He said.
“Oh really? And what would that be?” I smirked, already knowing what it was.
“This!” He pointed to his oh so obvious boner. “What the Hell am I going to do with this?”
I couldn’t help it– I started cracking up. “Well I don’t know! I’ve never had to deal with one of those before! You figure it out, it’s yours to deal with.” I said in between fits.
“Oh come on!” He whined.
“Well what the hell am I going to do? I told you I’m going to stay a virgin until I marry. I can’t do anything about it.”
“Oh there are plenty of things about it you can do while still staying a virgin.” He wiggled his eyebrows.
“Uh… no. You’ll just have to deal with it yourself. After all ‘you are too hot for me’, remember?”
“Ugh! Fine! But you’re gonna regret this!” He said from the bed, with his little issue still standing proud. “Now can you please leave while I deal with the effects of your pranks?” He said sounding almost angry, though I knew it wasn’t anything serious.
“Oh cheer up. You know you enjoyed everything even if the outcome came to be this.”
“True.”
I gave him a final kiss, where he tried to pull me down with me but I didn’t allow it. “Ah-ah.” I wagged my finger at him. “You must take care of yourself. Have fun!” I said in a singsong voice before stepping out. When I was outside the door, I heard the lock click. Giggling I added, “Don’t forget to wash those sheets before I come in the next time!” I heard a grunt and knew that was all I was going to get for a while. Still laughing, I walked over to the sofa and pulled out my laptop, quickly sending Robyn a message for a check in. Once I was through with that I grabbed undergarments and going into the bathroom to step out of my bathing suit, since we weren’t going to go anymore. It was too late anyway; almost 5. Maybe tomorrow.
