Dodgy Harry Potter Story (Ron tried to make chips)

"Oh man, I'm BARE hungry" Ron moaned to Ginny as she came into the room holding one of the plates Mr Weasley had found in a bin. Ron saw that the plate was loaded with chips. He had looked in the kitchen again and again and all he had found was bat salon and mangsho from the night before. He stared at the plate longingly as his stomach did a loud roar.
"I've been to the kitchen again and again and I didnt see any chips! Where did you get those?"
"Mum just got back from LIDLs, didnt you hear the doorbell?"
"Nope, too busy being hungry."
"Anyway, she bought Schogotten as well!" Ginny smiled. "But she hid it so Fred and George dont finish it all in one day"
"Oh, Mum didnt use LIDLs bags, did she? I mean, if Malfoy saw he'd tell everyone that we shop at LIDLs!" Ron panicked.
"Its fine! She used Ghandi bags. It's alright for some, isnt it? We cant afford to go to Poplar Market everyday like his family!" said Ginny angrily as she squashed her chip violently into her cheap ketchup that she had mixed with water to save money.
"I'm gonna make me some of those chips!"Ron suddenly spat, getting up from the soki that he'd been sitting on (it had been a present from Snape, sort of a charity).

Ron walked into the tiny 2nd hand kitchen, opened the fridge that Mr Weasley had made on Tuesday and took out the brand new bag of LIDLs chips. He started humming to himself as he put the oil on and let it warm up. He was in a really good mood just thinking of how he would enjoy those chips. He poured the chips into the pan of oil. When they were finished they were gold and crispy. Ron licked his lips.
"Time for some chips!" he punched the air. "Hooray!"
He put a tissue down on one of their fake plates that said nike on it (he new secretly that those were mellomine). He was turning the knob on the cooker when everything went wrong.
The knob broke and fell to the floor and that was the same time that Mrs Weasley came into the kitchen.
"You broke my knob!" she screamed. She had gone extremely red in the face like she was about to burst. "Oonga uzaru! Just watch what happens when your dad comes home, he's gonna slap you silly!" She pulled Ron's ear and twisted it until he started crying."Get your chips and leave!"
Ron was so scared he was shaking. He knew that his mother loved any chance to abuse her kids as she had often abused Fred and George. He tried to pour the chips onto a plate, but he couldn't see from the tears in his eyes. The pan fell out of his hands and all the chips scattered everywhere.
Mrs Weasley punched Ron really hard on the back as he bent down to pick the chips up. "PICK UP YOUR SHIT!" she roared.
Ron did his best to clean up and went off to his room without any food.He went to sleep hungry. He wanted to talk to Harry because he knew that Harry had gone through the same situation when he had gone to Hermione's house and the knob on the cooker broke as he was making chips and Hermione saw.

Ron's chips were bad quality!
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