Heather: Welcome to the Akatsuki Dating game! We announce this morning our other announcer, HIDAN!
Hidan: Do you have to sound so official about it?
Heather; Yes! Yes i do! Now cut the crap and get on with this!
Hidan: okay. Remind me to tell emily to lock the pan cabinet later...
Heather: *searching for pan to hit Hidan with* ANYWAY!!!
Hidan: Our three bachelorettes tonight are...
Heather: Bachelorette number one, Aislin!
Aislin: Are you serious?
Hidan: Bachelorette number two, Konan!
Konan: ...
Heather; And bachelorette number three, Emily!
Emily: ... WTF.
Heather: Now that the three bachelorettes have been introduced, our mystery bachelor will begin asking questions! You screwed up his voice right Hidan?
Hidan: Yes. I think youll like it.
Mystery Dude: *girly voice* okay, first ques- HIDAN! what the HELL did you do to my voice!!!!
Heather: *Dying from laughter*
Hidan: ask the question.
Mystery Dude: *grumbles* If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?
Bachelorettes: . . .
MD: What type of screwed up questions are these?
Heather: *jabs Aislin to answer*
Aislin: ouch. If I was a fruit Id be a... ... ... ... ... ... i have no idea. sorry
Heather: *sigh* you make this so difficult.
Konan: Well if i was a fruit Id be an apple. Cuz Id be big and round.
Hidan: Emily?
Emily: ... I DONT LIKE FRUIT.
Heather: Well then... Mystery bachelor, who is your heart shaped kunai going to?
MD: Bachelorette number three. I dont very much like fruit either. especially not big and round fruit.
Hidan: okay *throws kunai above Emily's head* Next Question.
MD: This question is stupid.
Heather: Alright if you complain ill hit you over the head with a kitchen utensil!!!
MD: ... Question two, What is your favorite color?
Emily: Black.
Heather: Reason?
Emily: Its black.
Konan: PINK! cuz i like PINK!
Aislin: ... can i skip this question?
Hidan: Sure.
Heather: fine. Mystery Bachelor?
MD: Bachelorette number three. I like black too.
Heather: okay! What id your next question! and dont you dare complain!
MD: okay. What do you put on your taco?
Konan: CHEESE! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHEESE!
Everyone except Konan: *scared*
Aislin; umm, whats a taco?
Emily: I dont like tacos.
MD: i like bachelorette number three's choice. Tacos are nasty.
Heather: you have absolutely no taste in food.
Hidan: Anyway, time for the results! Bachelorette number one, you got o out of three hearts. Im sorry but your out.
Aislin: oh well does it really matter?
Heather: *evil chibi form with frying pan*
Aislin: ... help.
Hidan: Bachelorette number two, you got 0 out of 3 hearts, you are also fortunately out.
Konan: I could have won that!
Everyone: ...
Hidan: Anyway, bachelorette number three, you are the winner! Mystery bachelor, come on out!
Heather: You are SO in for it Emily.
MD: *walks out*
Emily: I-Itachi?
MD/Itachi: oh um hi Emily...
Heather: Dance! *smashes frying pan into emily to make her fall into Itachi.
. . . the beginning of a LONG love story. . .
