Guns N Roses One Shots-4-Blondes vs. Brunettes

Duff always thought that he would marry or go out with blonde girl. And he did go out with blondes. Always. Since high school. He always liked blond girls. There was something sexy about them. But Duff could see so maaaaaaany possibilities in marrying brunette. As funny and stupid as it sounds he could. For example, Katherine. Brown hair suits her. And she’s smart. And she plays guitar. And man look at those sky-high legs and those bazookas. And pretty face. HA! Pretty? She’s beautiful!

Duff sighed.
Slash, would go for anyone who has big boobs. Axl, same. When he’s drunk. Otherwise, he searches for someone with creativity and blah blah blah but he ends up drunk with some slut. Steven would just fuck anyone when he’s drunk. While Izzy tries to find someone insane like him. He probably tries to find his girlfriend to have some similarities with Kath. It is true-Duff read it somewhere. Guys tried to find girlfriend/wife’s like they mothers/sisters. Ha! Good luck chuck, there’s only one girl like Kath. And she’s out shopping with Steven.