{Kakashi} My {Hatake} Candyman {Oneshot}

You were so freaking happy. Today was your 18th birthday, and there were only two things on your mind. Number one: that smexy man of your dreams, Kakashi Hatake. Number two: PRESENTS!!!!
You smiled a little as you skipped down the road to Kakashi's house. That's right, you were so happy you were skipping a little. Everyone who knew you gaped a little at the sight of one of Konoha's jounin elite skipping down the road, then smirked as they went back to their business.
You were so busy thinking about how you were going to tell your crush of two years how you felt about him that you almost didn't notice Naruto shouting your name. You looked at him in shock as you saw him, Sakura, and Sasuke running toward you. Something about this wasn't right, and it scared you a little. They all had grins plastered on their faces, and glints of mischeif in their eyes. You looked at them in confusion before asking, "So...what did you guys do to each other to get this hyper?"
Naruto and Sasuke just grinned at you, which was really worrying you. "Nothing, ___-sensei. Now come on, we've gotta show you something!"
You thought for a moment, then shrugged. It had to be good if Sasuke was acting this way. As you followed them down road after road, they whispered something between themselves, making you wonder what was going on. They stopped suddenly and turned to you. "Okay, ___-sensei. From here on, we need to be extra quiet and keep a really low profile. We're going to help you with your birthday prank, but you HAVE to be stealthy."
You smirked and nodded. This was bound to be fun. You always pulled a major prank on someone to kick off being another year older. You crept throught the trees with Naruto leading and Sakura and Sasuke beside you. You suddenly stopped as Naruto handed you each a slingshot and pointed first to a big bucket of balloons, then at the clearing ahead of you.
In the clearing, Gai and his team were doing jumpingjacks, with Gai's back facing you. Naruto whispered, softly, "Okay, ___, you're the birthday girl, so you get to pick your victim first." You chuckled and whispered "I claim Gai."
They nodded and waited for you to make the first move. You picked up a balloon full of something...too dense to be water. You shrugged and, taking careful aim, let it loose, with a small volley soon folllowing your lead. Gai turned around just as your balloon connected with his head. SPLAT! His head was suddenly coated in pink hair-dye foam. Laughing, you all unloaded the balloons on the helpless team, getting everyone's head and clothes coated in different colors of foam. Finally, after a full ten minutes of firing, you ran out of balloons and jumped down, laughing so hard you couldn't breathe.
Gai growled a little as he saw it was you, his growl fading as he tried to get the neon colors of the foam out of his hair. You busted out laughing again as Neji, Tenten, Lee, and Gai looked at each other and laughed, too. After all, what's NOT funny about them with pink, blue, purple, yellow, green, and orange splotches in thier hair?
Gai finally looked at you. "___-chan, why did you and Kakashi's team attack us with that unyouthful foam?"
You gaped at him in shock, he NEVER forgot a birthday. You looked away, slightly hurt, as you told him, "You should have expected it, Maito (Gai's first name). You know I always have a major prank on my birthday." You smiled and waved goodbye, telling them that if they could get a picture of themselves before washin the dye out, that would be a great present.
You had left Team 7 to do whatever as you tried to think of what all else to do on your big day. You decided to go for a walk to enjoy the beutiful day. After a while, you went to a bbq resteraunt for lunch, and went walking again, this time trying to decide what to do to tell Kakashi how you felt. You couldn't figure out anything that was deserving of his awesomeness, so you just decided to go home and get drunk.
About thirty feet from your house, you noticed something was different. The windows were covered when you had left, but now they were just closed. And there was a faint noise coming from inside. Expecting the worst at first you reached for a kunai when it dawned on you. 'It's my birthday, duh! Its probably a surprise party for me!' Smiling slightly, you go inside to ear everyone you know shout "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ___-CHAN/SENSEI!!!!!!" You jumped a bit, pretending to be surprised, and laughed a little.
All of your friends were there, and I do mean all of them. All of the nine rookies and their senseis, Iruka, even the sand siblings and Baki. Laughing, you hugged them each as they continues the swarm of "Happy Birthday"s and "An adult at long last, eh?" They told you that you had to open the presents before they would move on to games and cake. Your first present was from Asuma's team, and it was definitely the biggest. It was your birthday cake, three inches thick, three feet on each side, with a picture of Team 7 doing the peace sign in the icing. From Kurenai and the kunnoichi of the teams, you got a collection of chibi plushies of almost everyone. The only ones that weren't there were the ones of you and Kakashi. You shrugged that off as the other teams, including the still-neon team Gai, gave you random and less important presents.
Finally, when all of the presents were given, you realised there was one person there who you hadn't gotten a gift from: the ever-longed for Kakashi. You felt dissappointed, but then the cake was served and games were played. Everyone was eager to play, but were going to let you pick the first game. You grinned evilly and chose the most dreaded game of all: twenty minutes in heaven.
But even as the chorus of "No", "YES!" and "Do I HAVE to?"s echoed throught hte room, you put a twist on it. "Every boy will be pick a song, and then the girls will take turn hitting 'play' on the cd. The songs are on shuffle, so no telling who you'll get."
Everyone picked a song, but then Iruka spoke up as you asked who would play first. "___-chan, why don't you go first, since you're the birthday girl?" You shrugged and hit 'play'. Suddenly Candyman by Aqua filled the room. You glanced at the list and your heart flipflopped, summersaulted, and dropped at the same time. 'Candyman- Kakashi'
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You couldn't see his usual grin from behind his mask as you went into the closet. As the door closed behind you, thoughts began racing through your mind. 'Why didn't he grin when we came in here? Did he not want to be in here? Does he...does he not like me?'
You were shocked out of your thoughts when you heard Kakashi's cool voice peirce the darkness, "So, ___, how's your birthday gone so far?"
You tried to find him as you sighed, "Well...it was kinda fun, since your team and me got to assault Gai with neon hair dye. But it was missing something...important..."
"Like what?" he asked, sounding mildly curious.
"Well..." you started, but he cut you off as he handed you a box wrapped in silver and green wrapping paper.
"Here, before they open the door...Happy Birthday, ___-chan!"
You looked at him happily before you opened the box.You gasped as you saw it's contents. It had a little, hand-sewn Kakashi plushie inside, and it was holding a little book. You looked at him but he whispered, "Read his book, ___"
You did, and to your surprise, it started playing 'Candyman'. You laughed a little, then read the card/book.
'___,
You are the seweetest person I've ever known,
and I hope you'll understand
that for a while, my heart you've owned,
so... can I be your candyman?'
You grinned up at him as you finished reading the card. Then, you did the only thing to answer his question you could: you put the plushie back in the box and hugged him feircely before kissing him through his mask. He pushed you back for a moment, making you suddenly confused, until he slammed his lips onto yours, his mask off. You felt his tongue slide across your lower lip, asking quietly for entrance, which you gladly granted. His tongue immidiatley explored your mouth, learning every inch of it. He broke the kiss, granting you both much-needed oxygen, then moved his kisses down your jawline, then worked his way down your neck. You whimpered slightly as he found your sweet spot, trying to hold back a moan.
He smirked, then ran a hand up your shirt, carefully, almost hesitantly. You smiled at him as you gently mirrored him, moving your hands up his shirt and over his incredibly well-toned six-pack. He shivered, and tore your shirts off. You blushed a little, but didn't try to cover back up as he kissed you again, rubbing one hand up and down your back, the other one gently supporting your neck as he eased you onto the floor. (Nothing pervier than this is goingto happen, sorry lemon fans!) He kissed your belly, your ears, and then moved back to your sweet spot, sucking and nipping at it.
You were fighting the moans that threatened to come out with all your willpower as you whispered, "Kakashi, not with all those kids outside!" He smiled and nodded, nipping at it one more time before he got up and handed you your shirt. You looked at him, hurt that he was stopping.
He saw your expression and sighed, "I don't want to stop, either, but our time's almost up. And like you said, there's kids out there." He waited until you were dressed again before he kissed you once more, trying desperately to keep you both under control.
Suddenly Iruka opened the door, carefully, and grinned as he saw Kakashi pulling his mask back up. He saw your blush and said, a smirk in his voice, "Kakashi, that's the last time I rig a game for you, got it? Oh, and Gai said it's the last time his team is going ot be a distraction." You glared playfully at Kakashi as he helped you up, then took his hand in one of yours and his present in the other. As you stepped into everyone's veiw, you kissed him on the cheek, a chorus of whoops, cheers, and "It's about time!" following you two. You dragged him over to the seat beside yours before the game resumed, with Hinata and Naruto going in.
You waited until everyone's attention was focused on the game once more before sliding a note to Kakashi. "Hey, Candyman, how long you have you wanted to do that?"
He read it and kissed your cheek, whispering, "Two and a half years."
You chuckled, "Alright, Kakashi, how about a private party later tonight?"
He fake thought about it, "Well, since I'm bringing my lollipop from bountyland...sure."
With that in mind,you could barelywait for everyone to go home...