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< ----------- Ok so this is what Ace's makeup will look like,just ignore the blood and gore.Just concentrate on the makeup and hair.

Chapter 15

Heres a little background on Ace;

Ace's real name is Georgia Sparrow,she is the same age as Ava, the two have known each other since they were little kids.Ace has short black hair,dark eyes and pale skin.There best friends but Ava never told Ace about her time in Arkham or that she was Jinx.Ace is slightly crazy and admires Jinx's work.Now that she knows her best friend is Jinx, she has joined the team but has yet to recieve a new identity.She doesnt really know the risk she is taking and what she is leaving behind but she doesnt care as long as she is with her best friend Ava.

Hostage 1) Your dad, West of Gotham,old toy factory. Hostage 2) Your mother, East of Gotham, Basement of a joke shop. Hostage 3) Reporter guy, South of Gotham,chemical factory.Tick tock.Tick tock.Time was running out.Not long until they all go BOOM!

You drove Ace back to the Joker's hideout.Whilst he and his men went and set the bombs and hostages in place."Ava will you make me look like you? please oh please oh please" Ace begged

You laughed at her and nodded before pulling her into your room and sitting her down at your desk.She looked at her reflextion in the mirror and then at you,watching as you pulled a huge makeup kit out from under your bed."Whoah Ava where did you get that?" She ask in astonishment.

"Stole it off Harley"You muttered throwing the heavy kit onto your desk.

Ace jumped a little " Nervous?" You asked

"Yeah,but i'm excited too" She said

" Dont be nervous Ace,I was nervous when I first started working for him.But its cool,just watch out.He's slightly bi-polar ahaha" You said laughing.

First you dyed Ace's hair bright pink,then you applied white make-up to her face,pink eyeshadow,black eyeliner and pink lipstick.Then you painted a little spade onto her left cheek and painted her nails pink."Ok Ace come and pick what you want to wear" You said,

she got up and skipped over to your closet." Wow Ava your close are so cool" She gasped

"Thanks, I made most of em" You said shyly

Ace picked out a pink corset and ballerina skirt " You really love pink dont you?" You said laughing as she put on her new outfit and threw on some pink pumps." Yup.Ooooh Ava thank you, I look so rad" She said happily hugging you,

"No problem,come on pick your choice of weapon. My personal favourite is my trusty switchblade" You said

As she searched through your closet for a weapon.Anarchy crawled out from under the covers of your bed.She meow sleepily " Hey girl.Remember Ace?" You said picking Anarchy up and bring her over to Ace.

Anarhcy meow happily as Ace pulled out a large gun." Whoah come to mommy" She cheered hugging the gun.

"Anarchy,I havent seen you in ages" She said noticing Anarchy, she stroked her fur lovingly before jumping onto my bed still staring in awe at the gun in her hands.You sat next to her and asked " Have you ever killed anyone before?"

She dropped her smile and shook her head " It's ok Ace, the fist few times you might feel bad but in time,another kill is well..another kill"

She smiled again and said " Thanks Ava I wont let you down.So I take there are a few things you have been keeping from me. Spill."

You sighed and began to tell her everything from Jinx.Dr.Crane.The murder of your little brother.You told her everything even about your kisses with The Joker.She listened intently,gasping and nodding every so often in shock and amazment.There was a short silence when you had finished, but it was soon broken by Ace saying " Ava..I never knew. im so sorry, i'f you would have only told me, i might have been able to help you"

You smiled at your best friend and gave her a one armed hug,your other arm still stroking Anarchy who was curled up on your bed playing with a lose bit of string." I would have told you Ace, but I was afraid of how you would react, seriously how many people say to there best friend ' oh by the way, im a mass murder working with the Joker,oh and also I hear voices in my head' you know Ace? its crazy"

Ace nodded understanding but then a big grin grazed her lips " So you and The Joker huh?"

"What are you talking about?" You asked

" Oh dont come with that Ava,you both clearly like each other" She said nudging you slightly

You rolled your eyes at her a small smile playing on your lips " Ace,listen to yourself.He is a pychopath,sociopath,paranoid,murdering whatever he is! and im...im just me"

"Then your perfect for each other " She said throwing her arms in the air.

" Your making no sense" You said

" I dont have to make sense to you, your my best friend" She said childishly.

Suddenly your room door open and in walk Harley " Hi Harley, listen im sorry about earlier, i was just extremely pissed off" you said sincerly...well half sincerly.

She sighed " Its ok. Who's that?" She asked

You motioned for her to come and sit.She did so and you told her everything that had happened and that Ace was now working for The Joker.Whilst you all talked,Harley,Ace and you all bonded more even though you could tell Harley still didnt like you much.Soon Harley left,leaving you and Ace alone to talk " Wanna play truth or dare?" Ace asked randomly

"Ok arent we a little old for this game?" You said with a smile

" Nah, your never too old for this game.Now truth or dare?" She asked

"Truth" You said

" Do you like the Joker?" She asked

" I could have guessed that one was coming...well...i..ugh..kinda." You said blushing like a teenager.

"Awww Ava has a crush on-"

"Eat pillow!" You yelled before shoving a pillow into her mouth.You nearly rolled off the bed laughing at the priceless look on her face.She spat the pillow out and glared at you, a smile playing on her pink lips." Truth or dare?" You asked

"Dare!" She said challengingly

" Hmm...You have to makeout with Harley" You said smirking evily

"Easy" Ace stated before jumping off the bed and running out of your room.

After a few moments you heard Harley scream " What are you doing?!?!" then Ace came back in and sat beside you on the bed a big smirk on her face.

"Piece of cake" She boasted

"Truth or dare?" Ace asked

"Dare" You replied

She thought for a moment before replying " I dare you dance seductivly using that chair"

"Oh come on Ace, you know I cant dance...not like that anyway" You wined

"Go on,dance for me slave" She mocked shoving you of the bed.

You stuck your tongue out at her before grabbing the chair and turning on your stereo.Pussycat dolls-beep began. " Oh my stars. how cheesy?" You said laughing.

"Just dance clown girl" Ace commanded laughing as you began swaying your hips.

Lets just pretending you did the dance they do with the chair in the video.You threw the chair to the other side of the room,did a flip and struck a pose, your arm high in the air, the other by your side.You panted,clearly out of breath.Suddenly you heard clapping from the door.Your heart nearly stopped beating when you saw The Joker and five of his henchmen standing at the door! They were clapping and whistling.Your jaw dropped."Please tell me you guys werent watching that" You begged

"Afraid so Jinxy" The Joker sneered.

"Oh fuck" You muttered

"That was hott!" One of his men shouted.

You glared at them all and marched over to your bed,pick up Ace's gun and aimed it at them " You have five seconds to leave unless you would like you brains to be added to the paint on my wall" You threathened.

The Joker and his men left still laughing.

You turned to Ace pointing the gun at her " If you werent my best friend you would be so dead right now" You said laughing.

"Awww Jinx's embarassed" Ace teased.

The Joker came abruptly back into your room and ordered " Come on.I figure since there your parents and that guy was doing a report about you,you could do the honours of blowing them up"

You and Ace followed him silently out of the room.You three entered the main part of the warehouse where you found there was a new tv.The one you broke lying in a pathetic heap in the corner.One of the Joker henchmen handed you the detonator and slowly you pressed it.A distant explosion could be heard.It was done. " Quick turn on the news" Trek said

Skid turned on the news and the image before you made you smile.Three seperate images of burning buildings.One body was being dragged out of a burning building by The Batman.The news lady rushed to the scene and asked the paramedic " Whats the verdict?"

"He's still alive.Barely.But he has been covered in many chemicals.Were unsure of how..mentally..stable he will be when he recovers"The doctor told the news lady."Ladies and Gentlmen,our very own Jack Rider is still alive.I'm sorry to say the other two werent so lucky.Rest assured Gotham,The Joker and Jinx will be brought to justice until then I wish Jack Rider a speedy recovery.Goodnight and god bless Gotham" The news changed.

Sorrow filled your heart,you hated your parents but still they raised you.HA! and look how you turned out.The sorrow quickily lifted from your heart and was replaced with happiness.Nothing could go wrong now because well... everything was already fucked up.You jumped up and down happily clapping your hands.Life was a joke,your parents never understood that but now they reseaved the ultimate punchline.Death.