demyx is on orange fanta and sprite

the scare didnt work as usual.
demyx:bye lexaeus
he ran back tohis room.on the way there he was singing
"don't be a betch,
dont be a betch,
dont be a betch,
gimme that top,
what are saving it for,
your not even wearing it"
then larxene was in his path and he was still charging to his room.larxene spotted demyx
larxene:oh shot!!
she ducked and demyx jumped over by doing a backflip.
living room
axel walked in and spotted zexion
axel:hey zexion,have you seen demyx
zexion:you mean that hyper tsunami?he went back to his room.did he have sugar?
axel:yes,and it was2 types of soda in 1 soda can.
zexion:AXEL!!!
axel:sorry,i didn't know he'd get that hyper
zexion:fortunately for you i've got a plan
axel:what stuff do we need?
zexion:we need the red chair,some rope,a sack,and someone who knows how to do the sleeper hold
???:i may be of assistance
axel:?
???:up here.
it was marluxia on the ceiling
marluxia:i know how to use the sleeper hold
zexion:hold on.you want something in return do you?out with it what do you want?
marluxia:trust me.all i want to do is stop that hyper maniac
axel:so it's settled then.what's the plan?
???:ow,what the fuck?!!
it was roxas in the background,he was gonna run through the living room to xaldin's room for help
roxas:FOR THE LAST TIME DEMYX,MYARM ISN'T MADE OF FUCKIN' HAM!!!!!!!
demyx:are you sure?
roxas:HELP!!!!!
xaldin walked in his path.hespotted the two
xaldin:OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
roxas accidently tackled him.he quickly got up and ran
roxas:sorry.
zexion:i guess he's in the second stage,drunkness
marluxia:how many stages are there?
zexion:3
demyx ran past the 3
demyx:sayonara BIATCH!!
axel:what?

demyx'sroom
demyx was watching red vs blue on his laptop
outside demyx's room
zexion:ok,on the count of 3.1...2...3...GO!!!
zexion kicked open the door and axel ran inside and tackled demyx out of his chair
axel and zexion pinned him down
demyx:what the fuck is going on?
marluxia:sorry demyx,but this has to be done
he used the sleeper hold on demyx and he fainted
they put demyx in a sack so no one would be suspicious and carried him to the living room.
zexion:all we have to do is tie him up until he's done with the 3 stages
they reached the living room and tied demyx up for the night.
next morning
demyx woke up and noticed that he was tied up
demyx:son of a betch.
xemnas walked in and untied demyx,and lifted him up off the ground
demyx:thanks dude,now what are you doing?
xemnas kicked demyx out of the living room
demyx:OW!!!what the fuck was that for?
xemnas:you were sitting in my favorite chair
demyx:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!@#*/^%$##@ that was fuckin' bullshit!!@#@@***

the end(for now,anyways)