Cat Quotes

1. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~Mark Twain
2. The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ~Doug Larson
3. The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ~Paula Poundstone
4. Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~Pam Brown
5. No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken
6. There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~Jules Champfleury
7. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. ~Edgar Allan Poe
8. "A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution." ~ Hazel Nicholson
9. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow....Cat Quotes by Jeff Valdez.
10. People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life....Cat Quotes by Faith Resnick.
11. My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes....Cat Quotes by Unknown
12. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~ Anonymous
13. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later....Cat Quotes by Mary Bly.
14. You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats....Proverb.
15. The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be....Cat Quote by Elizabeth Peters.
16. It's really the cat's house--we just pay the mortgage.....Cat Quotse by Unknown.
17. Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. - Jean Burden
18. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
19. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
20. "A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution."
- Hazel Nicholson