Don't be silly, vampires don't exsist. [1]

Edwardo
‘Right, lets go to the formal shops.’
‘Huh?’
I could see that Ruth and Andrew were a bit confused but it was all part of my plan.
‘Just come on, I’ll explain when we get to the factory.’
‘Uh okay, but man, this is gonna be harder. I don’t want Ruth having to flirt with people, it‘s just not on.’
‘It’s okay Andy, I don’t mind, need to practise anyways.’
I stared at Ruth as she giggled as seductively as is humanly possible and stroked her finger up and down Andrew‘s arm.
‘HEY. Stop it. No flirting for you, get offfffffff.’
She pouted and looked upset then suddenly grabbed my arm and whispered,
‘You’ll let me have fun, won’t you Ed?’
She had to stand on her toes but she had managed to whisper it right in my ear. She didn’t move, just breathed slowly and gently on my ear. My breathing got faster, she was very good at this…
‘I don’t think you need any practise Ruth..’
I paused as she grinned like a Cheshire cat. There was something about that grin, something that made me feel very comfortable and at ease. It had made me let go earlier and laugh my head off as we had run away from that underwear shop.
I couldn’t decide whether or not to tell them about my past or let them find out for themselves.
Or maybe we can get away with this for a while longer?
Oh god, here’s the voices again. Just shut up and let me think.
Oh now that’s just rude! Anyway, I’m the voice in your head, you don’t control me, I control you.
Then what’s your big plan smart guy?
Well now that you mention it…
Ruth
‘Hello? Earth to Eddieeeeee?’
Okay this is weird, he’s just starring into space and I don’t know what to do… He kinda jumped suddenly and then looked round at us.
‘Oh, sorry, internal debates going on here… anyways..ONWARDS!’
I laughed as Edward came back to us from his short stay on planet wacko and grabbed my arm and pulled me. I grabbed Andys and giggled as I pointed out that we looked like a train of people.
‘Uh huh, you’re weird Ruthie. So any reason we’re going to the formal shops Edwardo?’
‘Uh I told you we couldn’t stay here and well, we’ll need to keep moving and I have a plan. We kinda need to have a large range of clothes to make sure we can .. fit in where we’re going.’
‘And where would that be?’ I looked up at Ed as I asked him. I was very intrigued as to what he was going to do with us. I mean we can’t just disappear so no one knows where we are, and what kind of trouble was there?
‘It’s best if I don’t tell you. As bad an answer as that is, it’ll have to do for now. We’re here.’
Here was a very expensive looking shop called ‘Morgans’. I had never actually been near this end of the shopping centre before and everything was very new to me so I think I could be excused for gawking at it.
‘Ruth, Andy, stay out here for a minute, I’m gonna go talk to that shop assistant.’
Before we could reply he was walking into the shop. He walked up to the shop assistant and started talking animatedly.
‘Bet you they throw him out cause we don’t have any money.’
I looked up at Andy. And then a evil little smile crept up across my face. I think Edward has a way with words. I believe he could easily talk this rather gay looking man into anything.
‘Betcha they don‘t!’
‘How much Ruth?’
‘A live time of servitude?’
‘Sounds reasonable. Shake on it?’
‘Yeah.’ I shook his hand then turned to window again to see what was happening. It seemed to be going well, I couldn’t really tell. Oh crap. He’s coming out.. Now I have to be Andy’s SLAVE. That’s so gross. His feet smell funny.
‘Come on guys…’
‘I told you so Ruth. HA now I have a servant!’
‘What? Andrew are you feeling okay? Lets go, clothes to get…’
I couldn’t help it, my jaw dropped. I starred at him in amazement then turned to give Andrew a gloating look before following the amazing, wonderful Edward who had just got me my own personal slave…for life.