My boyfriend, the SuperHero - prt 1

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recap; "Sorry my memories dont go further then 2 years ago" he said confused. Max her anger faded away and a look of sadness replaced it, she walked away making us wonder what was up with her.
Its like she knew him, but what could she be? if she was a relative she would have probably hugged him so that was not optional, if she was his girlfriend or friend she would have done the same. So by her weird reaction Im not sure what she is to him...

-- You gotta be kidding me.. --


Well we left of at school, where a new girl just walked away cause of something a boy did. No he didn't tell her she looks fat in a mini-skirt, or slapped her booty and told her its juicy. She walked away because Light upset her by telling her he doesn't know her. Yeah the world is a weird place and I was finaly going to find out why Lucinda is so happy...

"So tell me miss nitwit why are you so happy today?" I asked her as I looked at her curiously. Well the fact that we were in class and most people were either talking about their work or axially making it never bothered me by going totaly off-topic.

"Well you wont believe this, but today I received a message from somebody that includded a movie"

"Aha video-messages always make me lightheaded as well" I muttered "what was it about?"

"Well it was a tape of someone in underwear, obviously a guy, telling me that they had something I didn't have" she said with a wide smile making me literally fall out of my chair.

"You gotta be kidding me, is that why your so happy?" I asked as I get up and looked at her seriously seeing her still with a weird smirk on her lips.

"Well yeah I thought it was so funny" she said making me burst out in laughter.

"More like freaky if you ask me" I said between laughs as she looked at me confused.

"But he had amazing legs" she said pouting while I was almost lying on the floor laughin, I couldn't stop anymore and the whole class was looking at me as if I lost my mind. I then noticed Max, the new girl, sitting near a window and I stopped laughing as I wondered what was up with her.

"Whats up with you?" Lucinda asked me as I stared at the new girl.

"Huh?" I asked as I turned around and faced the blonde.

"Let me guess your in love with the new girl?" Lucinda suggested making me look at her angry.

"You gotta be kidding me, Miss Underpants" I said as I grabbed my book and hit her with it.

"Oowh nice blow next time do it harder" I heard Max said amused before she continued her work.

"Thanks" I said with a grin as Lucinda rubbed the top of her head.

"That was not nice" she said with a mocking voice.

"Your already lucky I didn't hit you with my bag instead" I said as I smirked at her.

"Well if you need me I will be talking to Max in the meantime try not to watch at people in underwear who are acting freaky will ya?" I said making Lucinda roll her eyes before I walked over to the new girl


I sat down before her and looked at her with a certain look I always used on my brother when he was playing with condoms. Well only she was not gay and didn't have any condoms with her.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked me as she raised an eyebrow.

"Owh sorry I always use this look on my brother when I want something from him" I said smilling.

"And what may that be? a banana? cause you do look like a monkey when you pull a face-expression like that" Max said making me rub the back of my head.

"No not really, usually when I pull out such a face I wanted him to stop giving his fingers a blow-job but I only did it with you to track your attention" I said making her eyes widden a bit.

"Well thanks for the unpleasant info, now I know I should stay far away from your brother" Max said as she looked at me like I lost my mind.

"Dont worry he first licks them, before he stucks them up his ass and not otherwise" I said as it was hard for me to keep in my laughter.

"You seriously are a weirdo" Max muttered as I began laughin.

"Sorry I couldn't help myself usually my bad jokes always cheer people up. But they dont work on you so I guess I should just ask what is going on with you?" I asked making her sigh deeply.

"I dont think you will understand" she muttered before she grabbed her books and got up. "And for the next time please keep the weird jokes and expresions to yourself they really are disturbing" she added before she walked away.

Well I said it before a couple of times and I guess I cant say it to often during this class; you gotta be kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well my stomach survived, hope you liked, sorry if its disturbing, with love,
xNxAx