SCARY GRUDGE LADY STUFF!!!!!!

Abdul Bangura Shirins Tandooriwasyour everydaynormal Christian. One morning he woke up from his recycling bin and got dressed. He set off to Church.
When he arrived there he didnt find anyone there. Then he could see at the front a lady with black hair.
He could only see her from behind. He decided to walk over very slowly and ask her. He walked very slowly as he got nearer he could hear munchin then he saw her. The GRUDGE lady
And in her hand she had BREAD AND WINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Abdul Bangura Shirins Tandoori grabbed the Wine and Bread off her and chucked it on the floor.
"Wat da fuck are you doin, only the Pope drinks wine and bread, You could have killed yourself!!!"
She looked at him. He couldnt see her eyes coz they were covered by her hair.
Then she looked up at him and said "wat, i was just earning my daily bread".
Just then Rabbi PhonditJoshim Torah Ali came in with a bottle of Champaigne in his hands.
He came in and picked up the cross.
Grudge lady and Abdul Bangura screamed at the top of their Crosses "NOOO! NOT THE CROSS"
But it was too late Rabbi Phondit picked up the cross and screamed at the top of her skullcap"AAAAH!!" and ate the cross.
Boris Johnson then flew down from the sky aided on both sides by two members of BNP.
He pulled out a fuckin knife and fuckin cut the r Rabbi's fuckin belly and took out the cross and put it back in place then he flew off again.