Alchemy's Ninja: Naruto meets Full Metal Alchemist

The team was walking in a green field when Naruto plopped onto the ground. Sasuke put his bag down and knelt down in front of him.

“Naruto are you alright?”

“ Yeah…I’m just a little tired that’s all” said Naruto as he lifted himself off the ground and started walking again. Naruto and Sasuke were walking side by side when Naruto suddenly decided to annoy Sasuke.

“ So…Sasuke”

Sasuke looked at him with an eyebrow raised “What?’

“ Do you like Sakura?” said Naruto with his goofy smile on. Sasuke’s eyes widened and quickly turned to Naruto.

“NOW WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT?!” yelled Sasuke

Naruto shrugged and said “ I don’t maybe because of your little problem back at home” said Naruto as he put his hands behind his back and walked away whistling.

“ I DO NOT LIKE SAKURA - CHAN!” yelled Sasuke as he ran up to Naruto with an angry face.

“ Oh really…well let me tell you something Sasuke” said Naruto as he pocked Sasuke forehead protector “ I’ve learned things about you before you left Konaha…and one of those things is that you only use ‘ chan’ at the end of girl name when you like them, like what you just did…another thing is that your blushing” said Naruto as he ran away. Sasuke got upset and took off after him. They ran past Kakashi and Sakura. Naruto tried getting away from Sasuke, but Sasuke caught him and held him in a head lock. Naruto tried punching Sasuke but Sasuke kept moving so that Naruto couldn’t land a good hit. Kakashi sighed as he started walking toward them.

Suddenly , there was yell and then something hit Sasuke over the head. Sasuke fell to the floor out cold. Naruto looked at the object that hit Sasuke and picked it up. Naruto and the others looked at the object.

“Uhhh…Kakashi - sensi?…did a flying arm just knock Sasuke’s ass out…nonetheless, it doesn’t really look normal” said Naruto as he looked at the arm. They all jumped when they heard a voice coming toward them.

“ WHAT YOU GOT ME ANGRY!”

“ DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RIGHT TO RIP MY ARM OFF AND THROW SOMEWHERE!”

“ WELL I DON’T LIKE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY HIEGHT!”

“ HA!…WELCOME TO HOW I FELT WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE!”

“ HEY YOU’RE THE OLDER BROTHER…YOU SHOULD LEARN TO GET OVER THAT TYPE OF THING..BESIDES YOUR 18...IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OVER IT!”

“ OH SHUT UP ALPHONSE!”

“ NO YOU SHUT UP, EDWARD” said a 15 year old boy who walked out into the clearing wearing a red jacket, with a black outfit underneath it and wore his long dirty blonde hair in a pony tail.. Another person came out wearing a black coat, black pants, and a whit button down shirt that hung out of his pants with his hair tied up in a ponytail as well. Kakashi noticed that his right arm was floppy. Kakashi looked at the arm Naruto was holding and back at the 18 year old. Sasuke sat up and rubbed the back of his head angry as ever. He stood up and grabbed the metal arm Naruto was holding.

“ What the hell is this…an arm…I was knocked out by an arm” said Sasuke with a raised eyebrow. Suddenly the 18 year old came over a took the am out of Sasuke’s hands.

“ Edward…that’s rude” said the 15 year old boy. He walked over to Sasuke who looked even more upset than before. “ Sorry about that…he’s just upset”. Sasuke turned his head to the 18 year old walking away.

“ Excuse me..but I think it’s kinda sad when your little brother has to reprimand you about your manners” said Sasuke with a serious yet angry expression. The boy turned back around and looked at Sasuke.

“ Maybe it would be better if you mind your own business” said the 18 year old.

“ I would have…if it wasn’t your arm that knocked me out” said Sasuke in a annoyed tone.

“ That arm isn’t even that heavy to knock anyone out…maybe your just weak”. Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto’s eyes widened as the words ‘maybe your just weak ‘ echoed in their heads. They all looked at Sasuke who seemed to have gotten more upset. Sasuke clenched his fist tightly.

“ Hmph…rather be weak and have all my limbs, than be strong and look like a freak” said Sasuke with what looked like an evil grin. Alphonse eyes widened as he bite his lip.

“ Ed..j-just leave it” said Alphonse trying to stop a fight from starting. Edward ignored his little brothers cry. Edward walked right in front of Sasuke, Edward only being an inch shorter than Sasuke.

“ Well doesn’t that say something about you…you still have all your limbs…. and I’m still stronger than you” said Edward directly into Sasuke’s face. Sasuke clenched his fist tighter and it started to bleed.

“ Hmph…well…hey you know what …your really not as tall as you look…your actually kinda….short” said Sasuke. Edward lost it, jumped on Sasuke and started wailing on him. Sasuke got punched a few times but he stopped him and tossed him to the side. Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura tried to stop them but they wouldn’t listen. Sasuke punched Edward in the stomach so hard that blood flew out of Edwards mouth. The fight went on and on and no matter how hard they tried to stop them the worse the fight got. Edward went to hit Sasuke and Sasuke was about to use a jutsu, but suddenly remembered he’s not suppose to use jutsu’s. Edward landed a kick to the right side of Sasuke‘s rib cage as Sasuke winced in pain, but Sasuke grabbed Edward by his leg and threw him down onto the floor. Edward got up and clapped his hands together as he slammed them both down onto the floor, Sasuke’s eyes grew large. Suddenly, a huge explosion like sound was heard and then there was smoke. As the smoke cleared a man with a military uniform came out of a car placing by. He turned toward Kakashi.

“ Kakashi?”

“ Yes, that would be me”

“ What the hell happened here…Edward must some how be apart of this” said the man as he shook his head side to side. As the smoke cleared Edward laughed as he saw Sasuke being held down by rocks that looked like a cocoon. Edward walked up to Sasuke who looked extremely tired and said “ Well looks like you aren’t as tough as you look…Hmph good luck trying to get out of that” said Edward as he started to walk away. Sasuke just grinned as Edward walked away. While Edwards back was turned he heard what sounded like a loud explosion and rocks falling everywhere. He turned around and saw Sasuke standing there kneeling on one knee. All Edward saw was black marks running down his neck and then they disappeared. Sasuke stood up and cracked his neck and smirked and said “ Well…that was easy”. Edward turned to Alphonse and saw that he looked a little shocked and scared. Edward turned back to Sasuke wondering what the hell is it that he did that freaked Alphonse out. Walked over to Sasuke with a semi- angry face on

“ I told you …no jutsu’s…your lucky only that kid saw it”

“ Yes…I know…sorry Kakashi - Sensi…I won’t do it again” said Sasuke as he put his head down. Sakura and even Naruto looked at Sasuke weird wondering why he was being so obedient. The man in the military uniform walked up to Kakashi as he said with a smile “ Wow…I wish I could get this one to be that obedient” said the man as he gestured toward Edward “ Names Roy Mustang…nice to meet you”

“ Kakashi Hatake…this is Naruto Uzumacki *points at Naruto*, Sakura Haruno *points at Sakura* and this one is Sasuke Uchiha “ said Kakashi as he grabbed Sasuke by the shoulder. Roy Nodded his head toward them greeting them. Sasuke stuck his hand out to shack Roy’s hand, but stopped as he quickly felt a horrible pain and grabbed his side. Sakura walked over to Sasuke and lifted his shirt. His right side was red, bruised and swollen. She looked at Kakashi and said “ His ribs mite be broken…we have to get him to a doctor”

“ Well come over to the Rockbell’s…they’re pretty good with that type of thing…besides that where you guys will be staying while you’re here” said Roy as he started heading over to the house.

“HUH!…THEIR STAYING AT OUR HOUSE!…I’M NOT LETING THAT BASTUARD INTO MY HOUSE” yelled Edward.

“Well you’re the one who hit him with your left leg…by the way” Said Roy as he grabbed Edward by his left leg and yanked on it. It popped off and Edward fell to the floor “I’ll bring this to the house…I’m sure you’ll make it there by tomorrow”.

“ Roy…that’s not fair…how am I suppose to get over there with just one leg?”

“ Figure it out” yelled Roy from a distance. He tried standing up, but kept on falling. Someone helped him up and put Edward’s arm around their shoulder. Edward looked and to his surprise it was Sasuke who helped him up.

“Why are you helping me…after all I am the one who hurt you” said Edward as he limped on one leg.

“ Yeah well…this is the way I was taught…besides I’m trying to learn not to hold grudges…even though I’m still pissed off at you” said Sasuke as he glared at Edward “ besides…we can support each other until we get to the house…then maybe I’ll drop you on the porch and leave you there”. Edward tried not to laugh as he rolled his eyes.

When they got to the house a blonde came out of the house and she was holding a rag and was wearing black pants. Pink tank top and flip flops. She was covered in grease. She was wiping her hands as she looked at everyone.

“ Hey Roy…what’s wrong?” said the blonde

“ Winry…do you mind if my guests stay here for a little while…besides, one of them is hurt” said Roy

“Umm…sure…which one is hurt they all look fine” said Winry as she looked at everyone.

“ He’s the one over there with Edward” said Roy as he gestured toward the two boys walking. Winry looked at them with a raised eyebrow as she saw Edward with one leg. She looked at Roy and saw he was holding Edwards automail leg.

“ I don’t even wanna know” said Winry as she walked over to the boys. As Winry got closer to them she saw Sasuke and grew wide eyed.

“ Oh…hey Winry” said Edward as he stared at her. Winry just stared at Sasuke with a dazed look.

“ Winry?…wiiiinnnnrrryy?…hello is anyone home?” said Edward as he hit the side of her head softly. Sasuke stared at Winry with a raised eyebrow.

“ uhhh…Edward…your friend is starting to scare me” said Sasuke with as he tried to walk away.

“ Yeah…me too” said Edward “ Winry…snap out of it” yelled Edward as he started to get upset. Winry shook her head and blinked her eyes.

“ ummm…sorry about that…uhhh…w-what’s your name” said Winry as she smiled at Sasuke.

“I’m Sasuke…Sasuke Uchiha” said Sasuke

“ I-I’m Winry Rockbell…n-nice to meet you” said Winry as she laughed nervously. Sasuke rolled his eyes as he thought to himself ’great…another Ino…hopefully this one has someone else besides me’.

“ ummm…I heard you had an injury…is that true?”

“ Yeah”

“ Where?” ’Great here we go…she’s going to have fun with this one’ thought Edward.

“ My right side…I guess you can say my rips” said Sasuke.

“REALLY!…WELL LETS BRING YOU TO THE HOUSE RIGHT AWAY!” yelled Winry as she quickly grabbed Sasuke and brought him to the house leaving Edward to fall onto the ground.
“ Oh no…I don’t need any help…but hey…thanks for offering” said Edward sarcastically. Roy tried not to laugh. Kakashi went over to Edward and knelt down next to him.

“ Would you believe me if I said that used to happen to him all the time” said Kakashi as he helped him up. Kakashi brought him to the porch. They went into the house and they all laughed as they Saw Winry practically drooling over Sasuke’s shirtless chest. Sasuke stood there with an eyebrow raised looking at her.

“ hey there Sasuke…having fun?” said Edward trying not to laugh

“ Sure…now if only she would actually help me and stop drooling on me” said Sasuke as he fell back onto the couch trying to back away from Winry.

“ Winry…can you please help Sasuke” said Roy

“ Oh right…lets see” said Winry as she felt Sasuke’s ribs. He clenched his teeth and bite his lip trying to ignore the pain.

“ How did this happen?” said Winry as she looked up at Sasuke. Sasuke just looked at Edward and said your friend kicked me, then Sasuke eyes grew angry again as he saw Edward staring at Sakura.

“ Hey loser…can you please stop staring at Sakura - chan…I-I mean Sakura” said Sasuke.

“ Oh right Sorry” said Edward as he rubbed the back of his head and laughed nervously and suddenly a wrench came out of no where and hit Edward over the head. He fell to the floor knocked out. Sasuke looked down and saw that Winry had an annoyed face on. She cleared her throat “ Right we’re gonna have to wrap this up and put a rod to keep it set” said Winry as she put the rod on and started wrapping bandage around Sasuke. Sasuke put his shirt on and then his jacket over it. Sasuke thanked her and watched as she dragged Edward to the couch and put his leg back on and made sure his arm was on and alright.

Later during dinner, Winry was talking with Naruto asking him about where they came from.

“ So where are you from?”

“ I’m from…Konaha?” said Naruto as he looked at Kakashi making sure it was alright to say where he came from. Kakshi nodded and continued talking with Alphonse.

“ So what’s Konaha like?”

“ Well…it’s a small place…we watch out for all of the other small towns around…we basically support each other…we have simple jobs too like…bringing someone to a different town or bringing supplies…things like that nothing big” said Naruto stretching the truth. “ we wear these head bands as a symbol so that people know where we’re from…it’s a sign of pride for our town” said Naruto.

“ Really?…then why does Sasuke have a slash over the leaf sign on his headband?”

“uhhhhhh…b-because…he was working on fixing parts for his…his motorcycle…and he left it near a saw and it cut it though it…he was so angry” lied Naruto.

“Oh…well that’s to bad”

“he he…yeah it is” said Naruto nervously. Kakashi and Sakura sighed in Relief and looked over to where Sasuke was sitting and saw that his chair was empty.

“ Oh…he left a little while ago…he really didn’t eat” said Winry. Sakura looked at Kakashi and asked if it was alright to be excused. She got up from the table and left.

Outside Sasuke was sitting on a tree branch with one leg dangling and one leg up his arm was on his knee. Sasuke was looking at the moon and closed his eyes. A memory filled his head

“ Sasuke…please don’t leave…I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!” cried Sakura tears rolling down her face. Sasuke just continued walking away.

“IF YOU TAKE ANOTHER STEP I’LL SCREAM!” cried Sakura. Sasuke appears behind her.

“ Sakura…..Thank you……for everything” said Sasuke as he knocked her out.

Sasuke opened his eyes with his usual serious expression. He leaned his head back on the trunk of the tree and heard his head band hit the trunk. He took it off and looked at it, running his finger along the slash on it. He gripped it and rested his forehead on his arm.

“ Thank you…for everything?…..is that all I really said that day?….thank you?” Sasuke lifted his head and stared at the head band again “ Was it all worth it?…the betrayal?…the hurt?…what kind of life was I living?” he gripped the headband tighter this time with anger “ God…if they only knew…if they knew how much I hate myself…HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID!” yelled Sasuke as he threw the head band and watched it land far from the tree. Sasuke leaned back into the tree and grabbed his side in pain. He knew it was because he had strained him self.

“ Why do you hate yourself?” Sasuke’s eyes widened as he heard a female voice from underneath him. He looked down at the ground and saw Sakura standing there with a sad expression. She looked around to make sure no one was around and then jumped up into the tree. Sasuke turned his head away still looking pretty upset.

“ Sasuke?…why do you hate yourself?”

“Because…I’ve never made one right decision in my life” said Sasuke

“ Yes you did…you came back to Konaha didn’t you?…that was the right thing to do” said Sakura as she sat down in front of him.

“ Yeah but tha-” Sasuke stopped talking as he tried sitting up was in pain.

“ Here let me help you” said Sakura as she made sure no one was around. She lifted Sasuke’s shirt, removed the bandages’ and started healing Sasuke. When she was done the swelling, redness and bruises were gone. Sasuke sat up and smirked as he put his shirt back down.

“ Thank you , Sakura”

“ Now that the first time I’ve heard you say that in awhile…and to y surprise your not leaving” said Sakura as she smiled sadly, yet happily.

“ Sakura…I’m…sorry…I never wanted to hurt you and Naruto the way I did…I know that’s one wound that won’t heal” said Sasuke as he looked down at the branch.

“ But it did heal Sasuke” said Sakura as she lifted his head to look at her “ The second we got to see you again…those wounds were healed and gone…not even a scar was left” said Sakura with a soft smile. Sasuke smiled back at her.

“thanks Sakura…I needed to hear that”

“ No problem…maybe you should get your head band back now” said Sakura as she jumped down from the tree “ I’ll race you there”

“ Your on” said Sasuke as he jumped out of the tree and landed in front of Sakura.

“ Ready….GO!” yelled Sakura as they both started running. Sakura put all her spend into getting to the head band first. Sasuke put his Sharinggan on so that he could see which way she was going. She went to block him from getting there before her, but he went the other way. She looked at him with an eyebrow raised. He ran next to her as he pointed at his eyes and said “ did you forget about the Sharinggan it sees what your gonna do before you do it” . Sasuke ran passed her and got to the head band first. Sasuke turned toward Sakura who jumped on him and they both landed on the ground. Sakura stood on top of him and kissed his lips lightly.

“ You still have the Sharinggan on….why didn’t you stop me?” said Sakura looking at him confused.

“Because…I didn’t want to” said Sasuke as he kissed her. Sakura smiled as she went in for a deeper kiss. They were interrupted by some coughing. They stopped and looked up. It was Naruto.

“ So…I’m guessing your still going to say you don’t likeSakura - Chan” mocked Naruto. Sasuke stood up and looked at Naruto with an annoyed look.

“ No Naruto…I don’t like her……….I love her” said Sasuke as he smiled softly.

“ HA!…I WIN!” yelled Naruto as he jumped up an down and pointed at Sasuke “ I’m going to tell Kakashi-sensi”

“NO, NARUTO, DON’T” said Sasuke as he grabbed Naruto.

“Huh?…why not?” said Naruto

“Because…you know how he is…he’ll go telling everybody” said Sasuke “ do you know how bad that would make Sakura look…dating a rogue ninja…no one will be very happy about that…and I‘m not going to let Sakura go through that social torture…trust me it‘s not fun what people do to Rogue ninja” said Sasuke with a serious face.

“ I’m sure it’s not that bad”

“Really?…come here I want to show you something” Sasuke took his shirt off and showed his back to Naruto. Someone had carved a huge version of the curse mark on his back. He then turned around and showed Naruto his wrist. Naruto looked at him with concern.

“ They carved that into my back and slit my wrist to make me look suicidal…I swear I didn’t do this myself” said Sasuke as he put his shirt back on.

“W-who did this to you?” said Naruto feeling sorry for Sasuke

“ It doesn’t matter who”

“ It matters to me…who di-” Naruto stopped as he started thinking back to earlier.

‘ I told you …no jutsu’s…your lucky only that kid saw it’

‘ Yes…I know…sorry Kakashi - Sensi…I won’t do it again’

Naruto eyes grew with anger as he lifted his head and said “ Was it Kakashi- sensi”. Sasuke looked at him, and then turned his head away.

(*dramatic music here* Could it be…did Kakashi-sensi really do that to Sasuke…is that he’s been such a ’good boy’?…hmmm…something isn’t right…find out next time in chapter 3)