West Side Hogwarts

They all laughed.
Dumbeldore: Thank you ladies and gents Aren't you up a little lat Baby Nev?
Neville: I got insomnia Dumb to many worrys
Dumbledore: Have any of you seen Harry tonight?
Pansy: You bet we did!
Dumbledore: He was supposed to clean up the shop tonight
Neville: So mabye he decided to clean up the italians instead
Dumbledore: Harry?
Ron: Are you closing we got a war council here
Dumbeldore: A who?
Cormac: To determine weapons we gotta set up a mix with the italians
Dumbeldore: Weapons? You couldn't play Quidditch?
Pansy: Get with the buster
Seamus: You don't understand we got speacial business comin' here tonight
Dumbledore: Makin' trouble for the Italians?
Seamus: They make trouble for us!
Dumbledore: For you trouble is a relief
Ron: We gotta stand up to him Dumb its important
Dumbledore: Fightin' over a peice of Hogwarts is so important?
Seamus:To us it!
Dumbeldore: To hoodlums it is!
Seamus: Who you callin' hoodlum!
Seamus:(same time as Dumb) Don't start Dumb!
Dumbledore:(Same time as Seamus) War councils! Rumbles when I was your age-
Seamus: When you was my age! When my old man was my age, My brother was my age, you was never my age, The sooner you creepsget hip tothat the sooner you'll dig us!
Dumbledore: I'll dig you an early grave thats what I'll dig
Cormac: Dig! Dig! Dig!
(Fred and gang enters, Luna, Hermione and Pansyexit)
Ron: Kick it Dumb
Dumbledore: Boys couldn't you just-
Ron: Kick it! We challenge you to a rumble all out once and for all accept? Whatever terms your on you've crossed the line far to many times
Fred: You started it!
Ron: Who jumped Baby Nev this afternoon?
Fred: Who jumped me the day I came here?
Seamus: Who asked you to come her?!
Blaise: Who asked you?!
Cormac: Back where you came from!
Fred: We accept
Ron: Time?
Fred: Tomorrow?
Ron: After dark (they shook on it) Place?
Fred: The park?
Ron: The lake?
Fred: Forbidden Forest ( They shook)
Ron: Weapons?
Harry: Dumb? Dumb? (storms in stops short Fred turns)
Ron: Harry!
Seamus: Weapons?! Weapons?!
Fred: Weapons
Ron: You call
Fred: Your challenge
Ron: Afraid to call?
Fred: Rocks
Ron: Belts
Fred: Pipes
Ron: Cans!
Fred: Bricks!
Ron: Bats!
Fred: Clubs!
Ron: Chains!
Harry: Bottles, knives, guns! What a coop full of chickens!
Seamus: Who you callin' chicken?
Fred: Every dog knows his own
Harry: I'm callin' you all chickens! Big tough buddy boys gonna throw bricks! Afraid to get too close? Afraid to slug it out? Afraid to use plain skin?
George: Not even garbage?
Seamus: That ain't a rumble!
Ron; Who says?
Fred: You said call weapons!
Harry: A rumble can beclinched in a fair fight that is if you got the guts to risk that. Best man from each gang to slug it out
Fred: I would enjoy to risk that
Ron: Wait a minute the commanders call the shots! Fair fight (they shook)
Fred: (to Harry) When I get through with you you will be like a fish after skining
Ron: Our best man fights your best man and we pick him (About Draco)
Fred: I thought I would fight hi-
Ron: You shook on it!
Fred: Yes I shook on it!
Seamus:Look Fred if you want to change your mind-
Then the warning sign Slughorn was coming, all the guys pretended to talk and be friends.
Dumbledore: I and Harry was just closing up.
Slughorn: Now this is more like it fellas warms me all over to see you this way and after only a few words with ya how bout that! You know if headquarters hears about this then I'll get a promotion! Good deal around eh Fred! I get a promotion and you get what you've been itchin' for the use of the school. So what if they do turn this into a pigsty!
(Fred was about to kill but the Jets and Sharks held him back)
Slughorn: Don't stop him he wants to go home tell how big he has it here! What I mean is get out! I said Get out! Oh sure I know its a free country and i ain't got the right but I got a badge from the Ministry what do you got? Things are tough all over! Beat it!(The Sharks exit) Ok fellas wheres the rumble gonna be? Don't you start! Come on Baby Nev before that smooth little kisser of yours gets cut up for life. Look fellas I'm for you I want this beat cleaned and you can do it for me! I'll even lend a hand if things get rough now where's it gonna be? Why don't you get smart you stupid hooligans? How's your old man's Dt's Cormac? How's the action on your mom's side of the street Seamus? (Seamus comes for him hes stopped) You know one of these days you won't be held back! (Jets leave)
Ron: See ya Harry
Slughorn: Oh sure understand them you try keepin hoodlums in line and tell me how it goes
Dumbledore: It wouldn't give me a mouth like his
Harry: Don't worry Dumb you heard its gonna be a fair fight
Dumbledore: And that cures it?
Harry: From here on in everythings gonna be all right I can feel it
Dumbledore: Where were you tonight?
Harry: A trip to the moon and I'll tell you there's a girl up there... A lady Arrivedirchi Dumb!
Dumbledore: Arrivederchi? So thats why you made it a fair fight!
Harry: I'm gonna see her tomorrow and I can't wait!
Dumbledore: Harry! Things aren't tough enough?
Harry: Tough? Dumb I'm in love!
Dumbledore: And you're not frightened?
Harry: Should I be? (leaves)
Dumbledore: No No I'm scared enough for the both of you
(Girl's dorms tomorrow morning)
Katie: What has Dean done to her?
Ginny: Dean? Why Dean?
Romilda: Maybe shes just dolling up for us!
Ginny: Romilda, Katie my good friends can you keep a secret?
Katie: I'm hot for secrets!
Ginny: No I won't tell you!
Hannah: What?
Katie: The poor girl is out of her mind
Ginny: I am! Crazy!
Romilda: She might be at that but she looks a little different
Ginny: I do?
Romilda: And I think she's up to something
Ginny: I am?
Katie: I do? I am? she talks like a parrot
Romilda: What is going on with you Ginny?
Ginny:
(sings)
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Ginny,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.
Keep away from her,
Send for Dean!
This is not the
Ginny we know!
Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Ginny:
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That theMinistry should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
MissBritain can just resign!
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
Ginny: See the pretty girl in that mirror there
GIRLS
What mirror where?
Ginny: Who can that attractive girl be?
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?
Ginny: Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
GIRLS
Such a pretty me!
ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
(Laughs)