Real My Chemical Romance Fans Revised!

Hello.
I'm pretty sure you all clicked here with knowledge of the infamous "Real My Chem Fans..." List thing. Theres all kinds, and you know what? I'm just not satisfied with them. They all have bits of extremes in it that are kinda ...well...extreme don't ya think?
On this site, I see the MCR ones most often, or maybe its just that i either pay attention to them more or just read fics that most likely have mcr fans who post those on their page.
If you feel offended by this, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to offend anyone or the band. They are my favorite band actually. :D
I also don't mean to offend the fans or anything, it just seems kinda extreme.
SO HERE IT IS! THE NEW AND IMPROVED EDITION!

1-Real MCR fans know more songs than The Black Parade.
2-Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3-Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs come on.
4-Real MCR fans punch ANYONE for dissing MCR in any way.
5-Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do!
6-Real MCR fans don't say they're a fan just cause they like Gerard.
7-Real MCR fans know the words to all their songs.
8-Real MCR fans know what MCR stands for! 9-Real MCR fans start smoking so you can be HAWT like Frank and Gerard. 10-Real MCR fans do dirty things with your MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
11- Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
12-Real MCR fans are pained to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
-Heres a few.
-There are a trillion more. You get the point.
Wheee!
Btw, I'm not talking about all of you.
It sounds like you have to be completely obsessed to be an mcr fan xD
What's your definition of an mcr fan?...No forget it. I don't care! :D
correct me if i'm wrong but....
1-Are you refering to the song "Welcome to the Black Parade?" Cuz I don't remember they had a song called "The Black Parade." I really don't mind, though I see people correcting others like crazy when they misspell or mix up the words of their songs, though most of them put this on their page.
2-Real Mcr Fans don't have to know Gerard's brother's name. Hell you don't even need to know Gerard's name. Though it is kind of hard to miss since a) Gerard is the lyricist and you often hear about the lyricist and vocalist a lot, b) He does quite a few interviews, c) he's a founder of the band, d) he talks a lot more than his brother, Mikey, in a lot of things. And theres prolly more reasons.
[if you are fed up and are ready to shoot me bcuz u think im complaining, stop reading. xD]
3- Haha. So I'm not a real fan if i can control my bladder better than you?
4- Why the hell would you punch them? xD Now stop and think WWMCRD? Wouldn't they do something mature? Oh and btw, they wouldn't do the same for you. Just saying. :D
5- To be an MCR fan, you just like most of their music. You don't really have to Know exactly what they do and who they are. You don't even have to know what they look like!
6- This one's alright. If you just like Gerard, it's called a crush or something.
7- Maybe the dude was too fuckin' poor and didn't have enouph money to hear the songs enouph to memorize the lyrics. He/She just liked it the first time they heard it! Could it be?! :D
8- So before you knew what MCR stood for and had your little blonde moment, you weren't a fan? Oh man! That sucks =P
9- Talk about being your own person. =P I thought you people liked being 'unique.'
10- Get a life please.
11- Oh man! You gotta go buy another one!...Again! It's all ruined! *PANIC!*
12- Who watches that show? Is it even on anymore? *checks* [Oh yeah it is. Just rarely any viewers]


My Nice Revised Edition. :D
MCR FANS ARE:
-People that enjoy the music the band makes.
-You don't have to put this on your page if you don't want to.
-Are not people that are completely obsessed and stalk the members.




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