Kagome gets hit by a bus

It was 3:00 in the after noon Kagome had just finished bitch'n to her family about Inuyasha even though they stopped listening 15 seconds after she started talking and they all left the room but Kagome was still talking then Inuyasha showed up and said "eh bitch go help find the shikon shards"
then Kagome said "Inuyasha what the fuck I was talking to myself about you being mean because I'm a bitch who needs to get a life" then Kagome goes with Inuyasha any way cause I said so.
When Kagome is infront of the the well when suddely a bus hit Kagome and a naked man comes out the bus saying "I can fly I can fly I can fly I can fly I can fly" then the man ran over to a clift and jumped off and Inuyasha said "YAY! I'm free finnaly free!!!!! Woohoo!" Inuyasha saw a homeless person then beat the home less dude up and took his beer and started to drink,grabbed the shikon shards and hopped down the well there he saw Sango and imeadetly made out with her then he saw Miroku and sliced of his head and then he kicked shippo so hard he went flying and his ass fell off
Then he went to Kaede and beat the crap out of her and burned the village to the ground then he found Kikyo and he automatically had sex with her the next day Inuyasha brought Kagome's carces to her family then he went ack to his time and destroyed the bone eaters well and kikyo used one of her soul demon thingys and caught Kagome's soul then Kikyo had flesh and blood again and traveled with Inuyasha
The End