Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Kikyo sat in a circle. They suddenly all had the same idea at the same time. They would talk to each other using a bunch of quotes!
"How can I missyou if youwon't go away, Kikyo?" Inuyasha asked.
Kikyo snorted. "Be quiet, Inuyasha! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
"Silence is golden, but shouting is fun." Miroku chimed.
"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it." Sango said matter-of-factly.
"Nice perfume, Sango. Must you marinate in it?" Miroku asked.
Sango growled. "All stressed out and no one to choke."
Miroku moved closer to Sango, ready to grope her.
"Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha draped his arm over Kagome's shoulders. "Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
Kagome shrugged Inuyasha's arm off her shoulders. "You! Off my planet!"
"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies, wench." Inuyasha said.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are going to make me hurt you." Kagome stated.
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed." Kikyo declared.
Kagome clenched her fists. "I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one."
"Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done." Miroku said as he rubbed Sango's butt.
SLAP!! "Earth is full, Miroku! Go home!"
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. INUYASHA GROPED YOU!" Miroku exclaimed.
Inuyasha punched Miroku. "I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for the last few years."
Miroku glared at Inuyasha. "If you and your friend are being chased by a dragon, there is only one thing to do: trip your friend."
Inuyasha was about to strangle Miroku but said through clenched teeth, "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
"If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet, I must be the sweetest bitch on this side of the planet." Kikyo chimed.
Sango 'accidentally' fell to the side on Kikyo, punching her stomach. "I slipped on my slippers."
Kikyo was ready to strangle Sango. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you weren't asleep..."
Sango sat up, grinning evilly.
"If you are rude, self-centered, and obnoxious there will be a ten dollar fee." Kagome said as she held her hand out towards Kikyo.
Inuyasha pulled her hand down. "Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time." He said, meaning Kagome hadn't yelled 'sit' yet because he had been gentle.
Sango sighed. "So many men, so few who can afford me..."
Miroku moved closer to Sango then...pulled a chocolate bar out of her hand.
Sango snatched it from him. "IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!" .
Miroku groped Sango.
Sango gave Miroku a glare and was about to smack him.
"It wasn't me! It was the...uh...boogy man!" Miroku exclaimed.
SLAP! "Boys! You can't live with them but they just won't leave you alone!" Sango exclaimed.
"Make her laugh. She'll have a hard time killing you."inuyasha advised.
"Of all the things I lost, I think I miss my brain the most." Miroku muttered.
"Everyone loves me, and those who don't worship me in cults!" Kikyo said.
"Self-centered is SUCH an understatement." Kagome stated.
"They say I have a disorder. How do you own disorder?" Miroku asked.
Inuyasha punched Miroku. "I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of 'mercy'. I just choose not to show any."
"Early to bed and early to rise insures you'll meet some very ticked people daily." Sango chimed.
"I embrace insanity as being the only interesting outlook on life." Inuyasha said.
"Life is what you make of it!" Miroku chided. (Do you know how many times I hear that a day? )
"I'm a multitasker! I can talk and piss you off at the same time!"inuyasha said, smirking.
"if men can sweep you off your feet, why can't they sweep the floor" kagome said
"the stupid factory:where men are made" sango added and they both laughed at the glaring boys
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" inuyasha said crossing his arms
"love is like a chapter in a boy's life but to a girls it's a whole book" miroku stated
"everyone is entitled to be stupid, your abusing the priveledge" kikyo said
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse" inuyasha said to kagome who looked like he was going to strangle him
" my hands are around your throat and I think I hate you" she said
"34 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and tell them to bite me" inuyasha said and they had a glaring contest
"sugar and spice and nothing nice" miroku said shaking his head
"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juices in the eyes of those you don't like." sango said
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste" kikyo said
"A waste is a terrible thing to mind" sango said
"everyone is entitled to thier own wrong opinions" miroku said
"So tell me, what is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" kikyo said
"I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn." miroku said
"Men. Can't live with 'em, ain't legal to shoot 'em." sango said and kikyo nodded with kagome
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." kikyo said
"I have P.M.S. and a gun. Did you want to talk to me about something?" kagome said looking at kikyo
"A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory" kikyo stated
"age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone" kagome said glaring at kikyo
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." kikyo said
"Defeat isn't bitter if you sprinkle dirty revenge on it. " kagome smiled
"if great minds think alike, do stupid minds think alike as well? do confused minds think alike too?how bout anime minds?" miroku stated
"Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise'. inuyasha said
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. " kagome stated
"Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage. " inuyasha said
"When all you have is an axe, every problem seems like hours of fun." kagome said and inuyasha backed away
"Hatred may make you strong, but it also makes you blind and stupid. " inuyasha smirked
"if at first you don't succeed...change the rules" sango said
"I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Wanted by plenty" miroku said
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. " sango said holding a fist
"love me hate me either way im on your mind" miroku said smiling
"girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too,
but if u press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!" sango said
"if we can only be together in my dreams... I want to sleep forever" miroku said and sango hit him in the back of the head
"Done!" Kagome and Sango exclaimed in unison.
"Finally." Inuyasha muttered.
