naruto prank calls::itachi::

hana:whoos next
me:ITACHI
kaiya:weasle man
adam:the crazy pycopath who killed everyone but his gay brother who likes to play with babries hoping that his brother will deafet him*sorry fan of sauske and itachi*
shika me kilantimo hana kaiya:O_O
andrew:......okay
kilantimo:okay *pulls our phone book out*found his number
shika:how do u guys noe all there numbers?
me:uhm...u see..
kilantimo:....thye thye kiddnaped us before
me:...yeah and we found out there number cuz they told us cuz they had peins ''special water''
hana:wow why did they kiddnape u
me:....cuz were cool
adam:....suuuuuuuuure
kaiya:okay well ill call him
*she calls*
itachi:hello
kaiya: ITACHI U ARE IN BIG TROUBLE
itachi:m-mom??!!?
kaiya:yes it is and how is my wittle weasle
itachi:im fine mommy^^
kaiya:good CUZ U WHONT BE AFTER IM DONE WITH YOU
itachi:wha
kaiya:HOW DARE U KILL THE WHOLE CLAN
itachi:mom it was to prove my stren-
kaiya:BULL U KILLED ME
itachi:so
kaiya:OH THAT IS IT IM GETTING UR FATHER
itachi:NO NOT DADDY TT.TT
kaiya:i whont if u tell me ur sorry
itachi:s ranked criminals dont say sorry mother
kaiya:well then prepare for ur doooooooooom
me hana and kilantimo at akastuki headquarters
me:ther ehe is he looks scared
hana:mhm*hits him in the head knocking him out*
kilantimo:okay we got him will u meet u back at shikas
*at shikas*
itachi:ware am i why are my eyelide glued open
kaiya:this is what u get for killing our clan
itachi:..mom what are u doing
back ground everyone:BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*big screen comes on and telatubbies plays*NOOOOOOOO
me:haha and we have a special surprise bring em in
pink and purple unicorns come in*from charlie the uniconrn*
pink:ITACHI LETS GO TOCANDY MOUNTAIN
purple:YEAH CANDY MOUNTAIN
itachi:TT.TTNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*24 hourse later*
itachi:I GIVE LET ME OUT*hyperventalating*
we let him out and make hana tranfrom into itachis mom
hana:now i want u to hug sasuke and tell him ur sorry
itachi:anything u want mom
kilantimo:omg i have to get this on tape
itachi:sasuke i have something for u
sasuke:*glare*what
kilantimo:*tapes it*this is gold
me:cha ching
hana:youtube here we come
kaiya:YAY brotherly love
itachi:*hugs sasuke*im sorry
sasuke:*twitch*O_o >.< OMFG
itachi:*poofs away*
everybody in da bush:HAHAHAHAHAH
sasuke:o////////o gimmie that tape >.<
kilantimo:NEVAH*throws to hana*
hana:SASUITA FANGIRLS WILL LOVE THIS*throws to me:
me:*loads on youtube*bwuahahah
kilantimo:thats what he gets for hittin on me
adam:he hit on you
me:yeah when we were *caugh*u noe kiddnaped
andrew:HELP THE UNICORNS WONT LEAVE ME ALONE
adam:KEEP GOING UNICOrns
*5 hours later*
kilantimo:okay there anoying now
hana:yes they are
me:okay*blows the unicorns up*all better
kaiya:i wonder hoe many hits are video got?
shika:ALOT
me:okay RATE AND MESSAGE ^^ hope it was fine
adam:sorry for sloooow updates
andrew: wares my kidney?
hana:i think they stole it while u werent looking
kaiya:haha u have one kidney
kilantimo:hopefully the akatsuki whont drink the special water again
shika:uhg unicorn guts