West Side Hogwarts

Fred: Meet me on the roof later
Angelina: Meet me on the roof later
Fred: Well will you or won't you?
Angelina: Well will you or won't you?
Fred: Well will you?
Angelina: You have your big important war council, The council(kiss) or me
Fred: First one(kiss) and then the other
Angelina: No no no I'm a British girl now i don't wait
Fred: Back home women know their place
Angelina: Back home little boys don't have war councils
Fred: Ah but they do here You want me to be a brit don't you? Goodnight Angelina Josephina ecsetra
Angelina: Imigrant! Night Ginny
Ginny: Goodnight(Below Corridor in the Commen Room)
Harry: Ginny! Ginny! Ginny! Ginny!
Ginny: Shh!
Harry: Ginny!
Ginny: Be quiet
Harry: Come down!
Ginny: No!
Harry: Ginny!
Ginny: Please! My brother will wake up
Harry: Just for a minute!
Ginny: A minute is not enough
Harry: For an hour then!
Ginny: I cannot
Harry: Then forever! Then I'm comein' up
Fred: Ginerva! What's going on
Ginny: One moment Fred! Now see what you've done!
Harry: One moment Ginny
Ginny: It is dangerous If Fred knew
Harry: Then let him know I'm not one of them Ginny
Ginny: But you are not one us and I am not one of you
Harry: To me your all the beautiful-!
Fred: Ginerva What's going on?!
Ginny: Nothing!
Harry: Ginerva?
Ginny: My real name, Ginny is a nickname
Harry: I like it and he'll like me
Ginny: No he is like my father afraid. Imagine being afraid of you?
Harry: You see!
Ginny: I see you
Harry: Ginny! See only me
Ginny:
(Sings)
Only you, you're the only thing I'll see forever.
In my eyes, in my words and in everything I do,
Nothing else but you.
Ever!
Harry:
And there's nothing for me but Ginny,
Ev'ry sight that I see is Ginny.
Ginny: Harry, Harry
Always you, ev'ry thought I'll ever know, Ginny:
Ev'rywhere I go, you'll be, you and me! All the world is only you and me
Ginny:
Tonight, tonight,
It all began tonight,
I saw you and the world went away.
Tonight, tonight,
There's only you tonight,
What you are, what you do, what you say.
Harry:
Today, all day I had the feeling
A miracle would happen.
I know now I was right.
Both:
For here you are,
And what was just a world is a star
Tonight!
Tonight. tonight,
The world is full of light,
With suns and moons all over the place.
Tonight, tonight,
The world is wild and bright.
Going mad, shooting sparks into space.
Today the world was just an address.
A place for me to live in,
No better than all right,
But here you are
And what was just a world is a star
Tonight!
Ginny: (spoken) I cannot stay You must go quickly
Harry:I am not afraid!
Ginny: They are strict with me. Please!
Harry: I love you
Ginny: Yes, yes, hurry. Go! Wait! When will! See you?
Harry: Tomorrow
Ginny:I work at theMadam Markin'sshop. Come there.
Harry:At sundown
Ginny:Yes. Good night.
Seamus: Where the devil are them sharks?
Cormac: Maybe they're too chicken to show
Goerge: Cool it Cormac we got time Ron and Draco aren't even here yet
Neville: He don't use a switchblade
Cormac: What?
Neville: He don't even use an etomic ray gun!
Goerge: Who don't?
Neville: Captain Marvel Gee I love Him!
Seamus: So marry him!
Pansy: I ain't never gonna get married too noisy!
Cormac: You ain't ever gonna get married too ugly!
Pansy: Pow! Pow!
Cormac: Whacko Jacko down goes a teenage hoodlum!
Neville: Gee could a real zip gun do something like that?
Pansy: I know what a zip gun can make you do! youbetter weardiapers
Neville: Go walk the streets like ya sister!
Pansy: Listen Jailbait I licked you twice and I can do it again!
Draco: Come on Pansy knock it off!
Ron: Ok cats all present and accounted for(in a tight embrace with Hermione)
Seamus: Where are they?
Ron: Unwind Seamus! Any sign of Tony?
Seamus: Invisable man
Cormac: What do you think the sharks are gonna ask for?
Ron: Mercy
George: Just rubber hoarses maybe?
Ron: Relax little man!
Hermione: You tell him Daddy-O!
Seamus: I'm ready
Draco: Easy Cool (Tight embce with Luna)
Luna: Oo-Obalee-Oo
Seamus: Chuck cha
Cormac: Cracko Jacko
Luna: Oo-Obalee-Oo
Pansy: Ron look in a tight spot like this your gonna need evey man you can get! (Pushing Hermione out of the way)
Ron: No(Going to Hermione)
Hermione: An American Tragedy
Pansy: Pow!
Hermione: Poo!
Luna:Obalee-Poo! (Laugs with Hermione)
Ron: Look When the sharks come you chicks split alright
Hermione: We might and then again we might not
Ron: This ain't kid stuff Hermione
Hermione: I and Luna ain't kid stuff neither Are we Luna?
Luna: No thank you Oo-Oo-Ooblee-Oo
Hermione: And you can punctuate it
Luna: Oo(Laughs)
Seamus: What are we hangin around with dumb broads
Hermione: I and Luna ain't dumb!
Guy: The Bulls
Snape: Hey you!
Guys: Hey who who me who ha ha who
Snape: You
Neville: Me Sir?
Snape: Yeah you Can't you hear me?
Neville: Why yes sir I got 20-20 hearin'
Snape: Then why didn't you answer me?
Cormac: His mother told him never talk back to a proffesor.
Snape: You little wise apple you want me to run you in?
Cormac: Indeed not Sir!
Snape: I should run all you punks in
Ron: WE'RE AFRAID TO GO TO OUR ROOM
Draco:We don't get no love there
Snape: Don't let me catch you around here later
Seamus: EH EH EH you forgot to say goodbye
Cormac: Those cops ain't got no manners
Oliver Wood: 'mimick' Hey don't let me catch you around here later
Neville: What if he comes back during our war council?
Ron: We'll snow him some more You see them proffessors they believeeverything thay read in the profit about us cruddy J.D.'s So thats what we give em' somethin' to believe in
Oliver: Hey you
Ron: Who meProffesor Snape
Oliver: Yeah you give me one good reason for not draggin you down to the station house ya punk
Ron:
(Sings)
Dear kindly Sergant Snapey,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!
Jets and Ron:
Gee, Officer Snapey, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!
Ron: There is good
ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!
Oliver: Thats a touchin good story
Ron: Let me tell it to the world!
Oliver: First tell it to the judge!
Ron: The judge who's gonna be the judge
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!
Goerge: Right Officer Snapey
you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!
Ron: I'm disturbed
ALL:
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed
Goerge:
(spoken)Here ye here ye
In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.
Ron: I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived
Judge: So take him to a headshrinker.You!
Seamus: Who me? oops!
Ron:
(Sings)
My daddy beats my mommy
My mommy clobbers me
My grandpa is a comie
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
Seamus: Yes Officer Snapey he shouldn't be here
This boy don't need a couch
He needs a usefull career
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologiclly he's sick!
Ron: I am Sick!
ALL: We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!
(Spoken)
Seamus: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!
Ron: Hey I got a social disease!
Seamus: So take him to a Social worker
George: Vich vay?
Seamus: That vay
(sings)
Ron:
Dear kindly social worker,
They tell me get a job
Like be a soda jurker
Which means like be a slob
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!
(female voice) Cormac: Eek!
Officer Snapey you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!
Ron: I'm no good
ALL: We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!
George: The trouble is he's crazy.
Draco: The trouble is he drinks.
Neville: The trouble is he's lazy.
Cormac: The trouble is he stinks.
Pansy: The trouble is he's growing
Seamus: The trouble is he's grown.
ALL: Snapey, we got troubles of our own!
Gee, Officer Snapey,
We're down on our knees,
Ron: 'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
ALL:Gee, Officer Snapey,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Snapey,
Snap you!