Zexion's Library with Bluey! (me)

recap: i found that my cheese was gone and that marluxia had taken it!
We(my band of merry teenagers)sets off to hunt Marluxia down*and my cheese*!*cheese is important*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we go and get some artillery!*they will be revealed soon enough*
Well, ok, i tell u now! we had a bazooka, a hair dying kit*don't ask*, and Robert in his tight rockin' pants!
So we go lookin' all ovr and we find Marluxia in a gay bar outside a preschool! lol. i juss playin' bout the preschool thing! we find him in a gay bar outside an elementary school!*better, huh?*
NE-WAAAAY!
So we walk inside and see him drinkin' some chocolate milk with a little cherry on the side ane we knew we might be dealing with a drunk man! I didn't know wat to expect cuz when i drink chocolate milk it's like i have a hangover as soon as i start drinkin' so i was ready for the worst!
He seemed awake and sober enough to confront!
so i walk up with my bazooka ready to fire and i break out my secret weapon! I start singing the bubblegum song!
BUBBLEGUM, BAZOOKA, ZOOKA, BUBBLEGUM, SUM GUM! *while doing the dance on the commercials!*
he is holding his ears! yelling,"how do you know my secret?" i told him i talked to your mother! "MARLY" asks,"so how is she these days?"ME"oh, she's doing fine her cat Mr. Fluffles is taking good care of her!" MARLY"that's good, that's....... real good! so, how's dad? ME"oh, he's dead, long dead, i mean looooooong dead!MARLY"oh...........well, that's good, more bacon for mom, and more catnip for Mr.Fluffles! dad, always did like catnip! ME"huh..................so, where were we?MARLY"oh, we were fighting we should get back to that, i think the readers are getting bored!
BACK TO THE FIGHT!
so, i distract him with robert, while he was looking away i loaded my bazooka with black hair dye! i knew i only had one shot, so it had to be a good one! i took aim on his firey pink mane, and i FIRED! i have good aim, if i do say so myself! *blows on edge of bazooka, and sneezes out black hair dye* he starts crying cuz he misses his hair and i said GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE! if you do, i will fix your hair! he graciously handed bak my cheese! walking out triumphantly eating my cheese i yelled IT'S WASHABLE!
mwahahahahashahahahahaha! *wipes tears, highfives evrbody except "robert" cuz he scares me when he's fruity, and we head off to the movies to sit behind ppl and throw popcorn in their hair! * ahhhh, good times, good times* AHHHHH! Marluxia is coming, RUN! RUN! RUN!