It's Much Harder Than It Looks(Bam and Jess Margera)Intro

“Jess come here I think my mom already got my schedule.” I told him. He did what he was told. I handed him the piece of paper. He studied it. Then Bam came running down. “What time is it!” he pretty much yelled. “7:10 why what time does the bus come?” I asked. “Uh in like 5 minutes so we gotta run.” Jess spoke up. He handed me back the paper and I put it in my bookbag. “Ry hurry up!” Bam said to Ryan as he put a bowl of cereal in the sink. “I’m coming!” he shouted back. I grabbed my bookbag and waited by the door. There was a knock at it. “Emily it’s Deron could you open it?” Jess asked looking for something. I nodded. I opened the door and popped out a shocked Deron Miller. “Whoa you actually came back?” he joked I just grinned. “Come on Bam we don’t have all 3 minutes!” Deron said peering over my head. Which wasn’t that hard considering my short height. “Shut up Deron!” he shouted sliding on his shoes. “Out. Out. Out!” Jess shoed to me, Deron, Bam, and Ryan out the door while he came behind and slammed the door shut. He tried to open it to see if it was locked. “Uh go!” Jess shouted to all of us and I followed Deron to the bus stop.

“Hey Kaysi!” Bam shouted. “Hey homo!” she shouted back. I grinned because it seemed to piss Bam of. “You know I’m just kidding right Bammie?” he shot her a fake smile. But she knew it was. He chuckled and smiled. “Hey we want you to meet someone. This is Emily Striderson. Em this is Kaysi Hawthorne. Interact!” he shouted going over to Ryan. “Hi.” Was all that came out of my mouth. “Sup. You go to our school now?” she asked politely. I nodded. “Get your schedule yet?” she asked. “Yeah its right here.” I told her getting it out. I gave it to her. “JESSE GET OVER HERE NOW!” she screamed probably as loud as she could. Jess jumped when she screamed. I just laughed. I knew the both of us will get along well. “What!” he exclaimed coming over to us. I was still laughing. He turned over to me and laughed at me. I just grinned. “What do you want so much that you just had to scream at the top of your lungs my name?” he questioned. She just shrugged. “I hate you.” He said. “The bus is here you gay homo frogs.” She told the guys. I of course laughed. So did they. I never really got to describe Kaysi so she has light brown hair with natural blonde highlights in it. Kick ass green eyes, with a small athletic type body. And from what it looked like she was very random.

I followed them to the back of the bus and we all sat down. I sat with Kaysi. Deron and Jess sat across from us while Ryan sat behind them and Bam was behind us. Kaysi had the window seat. Grrr I like windows seats! Oh well I could honestly care less. “Hey Kaysi what advisory?” I questioned looking at my schedule. “Oh well it’s kinda like just a period that people can talk and crap.” She explained. “Oh okay.” Was all I got out. Some kid with a shaved head and blue eyes came back and sat with Ryan. “Hey Raab.” Kaysi told the kid. “Hey Kaysi. Who’s that?” he said referring to me. “That’s Emily she just moved here and she’s the shit.” Deron cut in. “Hell yeah she is.” Jess said. Then Kaysi, Ryan, and Bam said at the same time, “Totally!” they all looked at each other weirdly. I glanced over to Jess and Deron and the three of us were cracking up for no reason. We made it to school. YAY! Not!

Kaysi and Jess took me to the Advising office and went to their first period class. “Uh hi I’m Emily Striderson and I’m new.” I told the secretary. She had short gray hair with half moon glasses on. She was a but chunky but I really don’t care it’s not like I’m gonna be hitting on her or anything. “Okay one moment please.” She said sweetly. I nodded and smiled. “Alright um do you have your schedule already?” “Yeah I have it right here.” “Alright now um your first period teacher will give you your locker number. Here are to locks one for your regular locker and one for your gym locker.” I nodded as she gave me them. Then who to see but Bam coming down the hallway. He obvisouly noticed me because a grin grew on his face.

“Hey Ms. May. I’m here for the weekly talk with Mr. Adams. Hey Emily.” He said nodding to me. I nodded back. “You two know each other?” she asked. “Unfortunatly we met yesterday.” I smirked she chuckled and so did he. “It wasn’t my fault Jess introduced us.” I shook my head at him still with a smile. “Bam Mr. Adams is waiting for you. He said this time it’s going to be quick because he has to go somewhere. And if you would show Emily to her first period class that would get you a weeks free detention.” He smiled and nodded. I smiled to. He went in the office. Me and Ms. May had a conversation about poker for some reason. It was quite interesting. Bam had come out and sighed. “Ya coming?” he asked I nodded and waved back to Ms. May as we made our way down the hall.

Thanks again to DeathByStares for encouregeing me to write this and she made the banner! Be jealous fools!