{72 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Home}

I can't..
1. Hang my sister upside down from the ceiling fan..
2. And turn the fan on..
3. No matter how fun it is
4. Tie my sister up witha very thick rope..
5. Even if she's a little twit
6. Steal my mom's ciggs..
7. And blame it on my sis
8. Jump off the tvs..
9. Or computer desk..
10. Or couch
11. Go ninja in my room with a two by four piece of wood at 4 in the morning
12. Paint on my walls with nail polish...
13. Or my hands..
14. Or my clothes
15. Bring the og inside and let it run around..
16. After I let it get covered in mud
17. Play with my mom's darts..
18. No matter how great my aim is
19. Use my mom's br as a slingshot
20. Melt things in the microwave just for the hell of it..
21. Or the oven
22. Take all the food out of the refrigirator..
23. And then try to live in it..
24. No matter how hot it is
25. Play screamo music at full blast at 4 in the morning..
26. Or any kind of music
27. Think I can fly and jump off the roof..
28. Not even onto the trampoline..
29. Or the pool
30. Invite all the neighborhood dogs and cats into the house while my mom's away
31. Mail myself to the post office
32. Ride my bke in the house..
33. After riding through loads of mud
34. Flood the bathroom
35. Trow plates like frisbees with my friends
36. Get into the dryer and turn it on..
37. Or the washer
38. Lock my sister in the dryer..
39. And turn it on..
40. Or lock her in the washer..
41. And turn it on
42. Paint the living room walls with nail polish..
43. Or my mom's face
44. Pretend popsicles are swords..
45. And fight with them with my friends
46. Set a bottle rocket off in my room..
47. Or an artillery shell...
48. Or a sparkler..
49. Or roman candles..
50. Or any type of fire cracker..
51. Or anywhere in the house..
52. Even the garage
53. Blow up my bed..
54. Or my mom's shoes..
55. Or random items of ugly clothing..
56. Or anything for that matter
57. Make XXX rated movies with my friends..(lol it wasn't bad.. lol)
58. Or with my sisters barbies and stuffed animals..
59. Or with donuts and bananas
60. Jump off the roof onto my skateboard onto my mom's car in the rain..
61. Or her friends' car
62. Hotwire my mom's car..
63. And do donuts in the yard
64. Dress up as scream and stand over my mom with a real butcher knife
65. T.P my own house..
66. And blame it on neighbors
67. Cook macoroni on the stove (don't ask..)
68. Play with my mom's lighters
69. Chase moths with spears
70. Throw meat pounders at flies in the kitchen
71. Put holes in the walls
72. Do gymnastics in the house