Im the New Jackass and I Like a Jackass. (Johnny Knoxville) Part 8

So either injuries or no Knoxville. Injuries or no Knoxville...
So this wasnt too hard ofa choice. I grew up with the cky crew im used to pain. But what about Angie? "So what'll it be?" Johnny asked me. I looked up at him sinceI was still in his arms, not thatI was complaining or anything. "WellI want to, but what about Angie?" I asked.Johnny laughed that weird laugh he does making my heart melt. It was a weird laugh butI still loved it. It was contagious and made everyone laugh or smile.Which infactI did smile. "Of course she can come, as long as she wont mind being in the same place with the whole jackass crew." Johnny said. "How many people are in the Jackass crew?" she asked. "There isMr. Knoxville, Bambi, Ryan Dunn, Ehren McGhehi(how ever you spell his last name) Dave England, Steven Glover aka Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Preston Lacey, and Jason Acuna aka Weeman. Oh and sometimes dico and raab join in or some other people." I said. "and now including our very own Thumper!" Johnny shouted. We got to Bams car and Johnny opened the door and set me down. "Why thank you kind sir."I said. "Anything for you my fair lady." Johnny said bowing making me laugh. Angie and him got in the car and Bam drove off.
When we got back Bam ran inside to tell everyone we were all good. But I didnt hear him yelling it like he normally would. When we got in I found out why. Jenn was standing there. "Hello Sage." she said like my name was some kind of disease. "Hey whore." I said simply. "Bammmmm are you going to let her call me that?" Jenn whined pouting. Bam looked at her with a raised eyebrow and a look that meant are you serious? "Bam im sorry what I said before. It's not fault Sage, is your sister." she once again said my name like it was a disease. "Fuck off Jenn." I said losing my patience. She looked at me then spotted Angie. "Is she your bitch now?" Jenn asked. Before Angie could say anything I said "Dont call my friend a bitch you fucking skank." I said pissed off now. Jenn smirked. I hated that smirk. You knew when she did that she thought she accomplished something. "what are you going to do about it go run in your room and cry?" She asked. There was a silence for a split second until my fist collided with her nose. She screeched or screamed.. Whatever it was it hurt my ears. She held onto her now bleeding nose. "And keep my name out of your mouth it's not a dick." I said. "Burrrnnn!!!" Johnny shouted as Jenn ran off. "That was sooo awesome!" Angie said. "ha, thanks." I said. "Yeah now i know not to piss you off." Bam said grinning. I laughed. I was shanking my hand cause my knuckles hurt. "I didnt think punching someone hurt this much!" I said. Johnny took my hand and examined my red knuckles. He then lightly kissed every one of my knuckles causing my heart to beat rapidly. I had the feeling I was goin go faint at the feel of his lips on my skin. He smiled and set my hand down. "All better now?" He asked sweetly. My mind was all fuzzy and my voice got caught in my throat butI managed a nod. He smiled more. "Good." He said. Bam smirked at me causing my face to heat up. "So what now?" Angie asked quickly saving me from more redness. They looked at her andI mouthed. 'I owe you.' She smiled. "We could always go swimming." Bam suggested. "Great! Angie i'll let you use one of my bathing suits lets go!" i said quickly running up the stairs. Angie followed. I got to my room and was finally able to breath normally. "How is he able to do this to me?" I asked her. She grinned. "Looks like someones got it baaddd." She sang the word bad. I sighed frustrated.