CM Punk love [straightedge and stunning]

Phil showed me around his very lavish house in Chicago.
"So I'm assuming, since it's kind of late, you'll stay the night with your boyfriend?" he asked me after the tour was complete.
"I'd love to!" I said excited. Hoooolay shit!
"Alright. I insist you stay with me. Only one comfortable bed in this house. It's better for your ribs, and I can take care of you if you need anything." he said and smiled.
"Ok." I said. "I'm kind of thirsty. Do you have soda or something?"
"Of course!" He said and ran to his fridge. "Pepsi, ok?"
"Sure." Pepsi...that reminded you of your friends Cassandra and Ally. I should call them. I took a long sip of the soda, and put the can on the counter.
"Hey I need to make a quick phone call that's long overdue."
*dials Cassandra*
"Hello?"
"Hey Cassandra."
"Hi. Um who's this?"
"It's Jillian. Duhhh CassyBear!"
"Ohmy God! Hey! How's RAW? Jeez I didn't recognize the Chicago number."
"Haha. Amazing. How's your Smackdown! training coming?"
"Good! Oh by the way, PHIL IS YOUR BOYFRIEND!"
"I knowwww! I honestly think I'm in love with him."
"Really? Awwwh. I can't wait to meet Jeff!"
"He's a sweetheart! You're gonna love him."
"I can't wait! Ok Ally's on the other line. She misses John. If you see him, tell him she loves him for her."
"I'm not at the hotel. You saw what happened at RAW?"
"Yeah."
"Well I'm at Phil's. So I'll talk to you soon."
"Oh my God, Jill! Straightedge! Bye!"
"I know! Gosh. Byee!"
I clicked the phone shut and walked back into the kitchen.
"So Jill, you're in love with me?" Phil asked, apparently overhearing the conversation.
"Yeah I am. Are you?"