Misery’s (pov)
We stay huddled in the middle of Alice and jasper’s room going over the plans and supplies fro the pranks.
Misery: all right so we know what we’re gonna do right, Alice how much time do we have?
Alice: 2 hours before they get home im not entirely sure they keep changing they’re minds so we need to hurry up.
We all had changed into all black outfits courtesy of Emma and I because we wanted to be ninja’s and Alice reluctantly went along with it.
Emma: alright let’s go before the guys come up stairs or worse esme and Carlisle.
And with that we grabbed our separate backpacks and snuck across the hall into Emmett and Rosalie’s room quickly shutting the door behind us.
One there we begin our sabotage such as garlic juice in her perfume, tasteless ink in her mouthwash, super glue in her nail polish, switched her hairspray for spray paint. We also took half her clothes and stuffed them into trash bags and hide them later. Then we took the rest of her clothes and cut giant holes in them and ripped them up and placed them back on the hangers in the closet. All of this took up almost of our time.
Alice: alright is everything done?
Emma: almost, Alice hand me the hair dye would you please
Alice: uhhh sure here you go, what are you gonna do with it.
Misery: just watch. I was smiling like a crazy person
Emma: uh-oh she’s got that tinkle in her eye
Alice: is that good or bad?
While they were talking I walked into their bathroom and found Rosalie’s shampoo and squirted half the bottle of green hair dye into it and shook it up. I heard giggles from the room and turned to see Alice and Emma sprinkling itching powder into Rosalie’s underwear drawer. I shuddered at the thought of her coming in close contacts with those but everything that we’re doing is harmless sure you’ll have to take a few hundred showers but you’d be clean am I right?
Misery: alright it’s time to go.
Emma: wait don’t forget the bags of clothes. She hissed as we were about to exit the room
Alice: oh yeah oops. She giggled as we dashed into her room to hide the evidence. We all decided to hide all our supplies and Rosalie’s clothes between Alice and Edward’s closet. We also changed our clothes I simply changed into a black wife beater and dark blue cargo pants saying bare foot. Emma was the same only her cargo pants were black and her wife beater was white with pink an green hearts.
Alice: good news she’s not going to kill us when she finds out it was us. She laughed
Emma: so you know what she’s gonna like don’t you.
Misery: omg. That’s not fair Alice you little pixie devil.
Emma: come on Alice will you plz tell us what she look like please?
Alice: I cant im sorry but I just cant you’ll have to see for your selves. We just pouted as all three of us walked out of the room when something hit me like a ton of bricks
Misery: Emma we’re gonna need protection from her when she comes after us you know that right?
Emma: omg I totally forgot about that, ok we all ready know Alice will protect us right? She said looking at Alice
Alice: of course me and jazzy will protect you. Once those words left her lips jasper was next to her in an instant
Jasper: protect who from what?
Alice: I was just telling them that we would protect them no matter what. She said cuddling up to jasper. I began to feel nervous about Rosalie’s reaction. I’m gonna need all the protection I can get if I wanna see tomorrow better go make some alliances now.
Jasper: Mimi why are u so nervous?
Misery: ummmm no reason...Got to go see ya. I said quickly running down the stairs praying that 1: they don’t come after me and have jasper make me tell the truth and 2: that my clumsiness doesn’t decide to rear its ugly head making me fall to my death. But it didn’t and I made it down the stairs I think I’ll ask esme and Carlisle first. I walked in the kitchen to see esme washing dishes, ever since Emma and I came over she was the one to wash the dishes.
Misery: oh esme you don’t have to wash our dishes I could do that you know.
Esme: oh don’t be silly dear besides I have already finished it’s not everyday that I get to wash dishes. Just as she said this Carlisle came strolling into the kitchen any other time I would have jumped out of my skin but I was extra aware of my surroundings at the moment.
Carlisle: hello Esme, Mimi. He greeted us and gave esme a kiss on the cheek and sitting at the kitchen table
Esme: hello dear I was just speaking to Mimi she had something to tell us. She said turning her full attention on me
Misery: oh right ummm I just wanted to say that both of you have been wonderful to Emma and I an that your like the parents we wish we had.
Esme: nonsense Mimi dear you and your sister along with your brothers are like family. I could have cried at that moment but I didn’t
Carlisle: I agree with esme you are like family to us and you all are welcome here anytime. I felt a smile crept onto my face and ran over to them and gave them a big hug each
Misery: do u truly mean that even if 2 of my brothers are werewolves?
Esme: it doesn’t matter we love you all just the same, you all are apart of this family too I will treat you all like my children. She smiled warmly
Misery: that’s good to know for I fear I won’t live to see tomorrow. I said ominously
Carlisle: oh is that so, what makes you say that?
Alice: five minutes! She screamed somewhere upstairs my head instantly jerking up toward the ceiling
Carlisle: what was that about? He asked staring at me suspiciously
Misery: what was what all about, Carlisle are you hearing things? Well gotta go EDWARD! I screamed his name while running out of the kitchen he suddenly appeared in front of me making me crash into him
Edward: yes Mimi.
Alice: 2 minutes. She yelled now from in the living room
Edward: she’s been blocking her mind from me for the last 2 hours you wouldn’t happen to know what she’s hiding would you. He asked turning the full force of his eyes on me
Misery: no anyway umm no matter what you’d have my back right? You know if anything was to happen. He looked me over warily before responding
Edward: maybe. He said suspiciously
Misery: good enough. I said when suddenly the front door burst open
Emmett: we’re back! His booming voice went threw the entire house.
Jasper: have a nice walk Emmett?
Emmett: more then you’ll ever know. He grinned even though I wasn’t paying any attention to him I was glaring at a certain blonde bimbo next to him who just returned my glare before flying upstairs to their room. I caught Alice and Emma’s eyes as we all began the countdown in our minds for when Rosalie would come screaming don the stairs when…
Rosalie: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
