Home alone? No, three vampires just moved in. Great! [Intro]

"Well, good night my two adorable little sons." Mathew said pushing out Dante and Vergil from your bed room.
"WHEN DID WE BECOME YOUR SONS?!?!?" Vergil shouted and turned around.
"Just now!! Sleep tight~" Mathew answered with a singy voice and closed the door.
"Grr, he so pisses me off sometimes!" Vergil stared angrely at the door.
"Chill, Verg! I'm mad at him too for getting to sleep in the same bed as __~*~__." Dante said smirking while trying to calm down his brother.
"That's not why I'm mad at him." Vergil snapped back. "And don't call me Verg!"

Mathew sat down on your bed and looked at you. "Sooo, shall we sleep?"
"... First, I never said I believed your Demon-gate-protect story? Second, we are NOT gonna sleep in the same bed! And third-"
"Well, you never said you DIDN'T believe it either." Mathew said matter of factly.
"Eh, I don't know if I believe it or not...bu-"
"Good, then let's sleep together now~" he said not letting you finish what you were saying.
"WHAT!? NOOOO! I told you already." You shouted at him.
"Buuuut-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!" ...
"Huh, it was coming from downstairs." You said and your voice was a little shaky. I wonder what happen.
"It's Vergil! Let's go." Mathew took your hand and you two headed to where you heard the screaming. "Don't worry, I will protect you no matter what." he said cooly.
Gaah, why am I blushing?!
You finally reached the livingroom, from where you have heard the scream coming from.
"..." You just stared. No way...

"Aaaah, Dante! I'm sleeping on the couch!! You take the floor!!" Vergil explained trying to push Dante off of him.
"But Verg~ I wanna share the same couch as my smexy brother." Dante said with a smooth voice, holding onto Vergil while cuddleing into his cheast.
"Stop it Dante!!" Vergil said blushing like mad.

What the hell...
"Uuh, I should have knowed." Mathew sighed. "Come __~*~__, let's go back to your room."
"Eh, okay." What in the world was that about??!
"Don't mind those two, they're always like that." You two started walking up the stairs. "A long time ago Dante and Vergil was enemis and they fought each other... but now they work together and Dante sure loves to tease Vergil. But I guess that is what brothers do."
"ooh." Brothers huh... but it's still very weird.

"Okay, let's sleep now!" Mathew went and lied down on the bed and waved to you to come and lie down beside him. "Come, come~"
"Uugh, you never give up, do you?" You said defeted.
"Nope." he smiled.
"Fine, but I'll have my side and you have your side and you can't cross it.. okay?" you got some pillows and started building a wall in the middle of the bed.
"Buut... okay okay..."
You both was lying in bed and it didn't take long before you fell asleep.

*crash*
"Huh, what was that?!" you woke up by the crashing sound.
"It sounded like a window broke." Mathew had woke up by the sound too. "__~*~__, stay here! I be back!" and with that he left the room.
Huh, what is happening? You went out of your bed and stood up. What should I do? you went to the door and slowly opened it.
Oh shit!
Right in front of you stood a thing with a black cape (?). It looked dead but it was still alive.
You closed the door and put a chair infront of it.
What the hell was that?!
But before you could stop and think something was pounding on the door, trying to get in.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!! I haven't had my first kiss yet!! Please don't kill me!!" you shouted out in panic.
"__~*~__? It's us.." a well knowed voice said.
"Vergil?" you asked.
"Yeah, open the door." You took away the chair and opened the door. "Are you okay?" Vergil asked and you nodded a yes. "Good."
But you couldn't un-notice the two people behind him. They both had an evil smirk on their lips.
"Soo, you haven't had your first kiss yet huh?" Dante said still smirking.
"Ehh." You started blushing.
"Well, now when the evil demons are dead let's continue sleeping together __~*~__." Mathew said still smirking too.
"Idiots." Vergil sighed.
What the hell is going on?! Why me??