Me:Sorry about earlier, Are was a bit of a snitch so we couldn't announce the names of our interviewees....
Dante:What was he talking about?
Me:Nothing you need to know, SON OF SPARDA!
Dante:-_-'
Naruto:Get this over with!Ero-sennin is waiting after the interview to train me!
Me:Ah that pervy sage!Ok, today we are interviewing Naruto Uzumaki and Dante, one of the sons of Sparda!
Naleva:Dattebayo!
Naruto:Naleva!
(Nica, one of Dex's split personalities, enters and looks at Naruto and Naleva.)
Nica:Pathetic.
Me:And you're here because?
Nica:Just want to see what you idiots are doing, that's all.
Me:Ok...first question, Dante, are you really a lady's man?
Dante:Don't you remember that one time I came and thought you were this other chick?
Me:Don't remind me...forgive and forget...next question, Naruto, do you really say "Dattebayo"?
Naruto:Actually, I don't.Naleva calls me that, but that's because nobody knows how I really am. I don't say "Believe it!" or "Dattebayo!" or anything like that.
Me:Wow.
Nica:Snore.
Naleva:-_-
Nica:What?
Naleva:I don't like you.
Angel:(Enters through a portal with L and Keya)Are we late?
Me:Yay!
Keyra:You're just happy 'Ryuzaki' is here.
Me:...(Flips Keyra off)Next question!Dante, who do you like better, Keyra, or Nica?
Dante:Ehh...they both have their ups and downs...Keyra is hot, so is Nica, but Keyra is short...
Keyra:HEY!
Dante:...And Nica is psycho...
Nica:I'll take that as a compliment...since I found that Shorty has a weakness.
Keyra:I'M NOT SHORT!!!
Naruto:Keyra reminds me of the alchemist guy.
Me:Ed, the FullmetalPipsqueak?
Leon:That's my line!
Me:When did you come in?!
Leon:The whole time.-_-I'm here for my revenge.
Me:For wha-oh yeah...
Dante:Whatdid she do, roomie?
Leon:She knocked me out when Ada entered into my interview!
L:If I may correct that, it is our interview, Leon.
Leon:Whatever.
Me:Ok, interview first, bashing later.
Leon:Fine.
Me:Last question.Naruto, who do you like out of these girls;Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Temari, Tsunade, or Naleva?
Naruto:Why Granny Tsunade?
Me:Just curious ^.^
Naruto:NALEVA!
Naleva:Yay!Thank you Dattebayo!
Me:Ok, on out next random questioning, we're interviewing Sora, Roxas, and Axel!
Leon:Finally, time for...hey, where's Dante?
Me:Nica gone too?
L:Yes.
Me:That's why.BYE PEOPLE, WATCH AS I GET SMASHED!!!
L:Not while I'm around.
Keyra:Aww!
Me:SHUT UP KEYRA!!!
Interview #3, Naruto and Dante!
Hey guys been busy, getting my room painted red!Yay red!As soon as the rooms done, I'll get the 4th chapter of A Far Away Dream..., okay? Don't burn me ^_^' (Axel:That's my job. Me:What'd you say? Axel:Eheheheh...^_^')Did you like this story? Make one of your own!
