CM Punk love [straightedge and stunning]

"Alright guys and gals!" Kelly said above the noise of the party. "Time for a little fun. 7 minutes in heaven! And of course, newbies go first. Jill, you're up."
"What? Oh shit..." I said.
Phil just looked a bit like he was up to something. I didn't question him, and I just went over to the circle of superstars.
"Ok so...what do I do?" I asked shyly.
"Well we're gonna pick someone to go into the closet with you, kay?"
"Alright..." I responded reluctantly. They placed a blindfold over my eyes and shoved me roughly into a closet.
"Fuck! Ow!" I landed on some sharp object. Probably a coat hanger, but I didn't feel like investigating.
"Hey." someone said and entered the closet. He took me by the hand. I knew in an instant it was Phil, of course.
"You ok?" he asked.
"Yeah I think I landed on a coat hanger, but I'll survive." I said and chuckled. He took off the blindfold, and tossed it aside.
"So what are your feelings about being in the closet with me? I mean...if you don't want to..kiss me. I-It's ok.." Phil started stammering.
"I wouldn't want anyone else in here with me." I said. He looked up and smiled.
"HEY! LESS TALKING! MORE....YA KNOW!" we heard Kelly shout from outside the closet. Oh joy, they were listening.
"Well then." Phil said and wrapped his arms around my waist. I ran my fingers through his short black hair and he pushed his lips into mine.
"Jill..." Phil breathed.
"Yeah?"
"I-"
"TIMES UP!" Kelly burst through the door to see us in each others arms.
"Awww!" Triple H and Shawn Michaels commented as we walked back to the couch, hand in hand.