Sherwood Landed In My Living Room~Chapter 1~Robin Hood BBC

We sat in silence for a minute while everyone thought everything over.
As usual, Allan broke the silence, "Well, I'm not being funny or anything, Abster, but can't you just tell her the truth?"
Would that work? Wait, did he just call me Abster?
"I don't know... and I mean, she watches the show and everything, so when she sees you guys, she's gonna flip."
"So why don't you warn her first? You know, maybe when she comes, we could be in another room?"
I though that plan over and over in my head. I guess that could possibly work, even though I knew she'll probably go into cardiac arrest when she saw everyone.
"Alright. Yeah, let's try that."
We all sat around in my living room nervously. Well, everybody else was relatively calm, I was pretty much the only one freaking out.
"Abby, calm down, it'll be fine. Don't worry." Allan put his hand on my shoulder and gave me a reasuring smile, "The situation's not as bad as it seems. It'll all be ok. I know it wi-"
Allan's words were cut off by a loud shreak coming from the doorway. I shot my head up to see who was yelling, and sure enough there was Deliah. Damn, I forgot she had her own key.
"O...M...G..." Was the last thing she said before fainting.
"Ohmigosh!" I yelled as I rushed to her side. Everyone followed and was looking down at her with looks of shock plastered onto their faces.
First, I checked for a pulse. I mean, I new she wasn't dead, but who knows? The sight of these guys could have given her a heart attack.
Oh jeez, what was I going to do?! And then I remembered, Djaq's a doctor!.. sort of?
"Djaq! Uh, and need you to get down here and you know, do your doctory stuff, k?" [I heard Allan snicker at the use of the words "doctory stuff." Stupid

Allan.]
She nodded and ordered Little John to pick her up and put her down on the couch.
I don't know exactly what kind of stuff Djaq was doing to Deliah, but she had her awake in eleven minutes.
"Guys, I think it'd be best if you stepped out of the room when she wakes up, just in case she fants again, k?" They agreed and al set in the dining room

while Deliah opened her eyes.
"Ab? WTF is going on? I totally just dreamt the cast of Robin Hood was like, sitting around in your living room!" She started laughing as she sat up.
"'Heh, yay that's one heck of a crazy dream, Del!" I said nervously while at the same time having a silent conversation with Robin. You know those times when you can't talk, but you really, really need to tell someone something, so you just kind of stare at them with a really intense look in your eyes oping that they'll know what you mean? Yeah, it was one of those moments, and if you could have heard what was being "said" it would sound like this:
Damnit, Robin! What do I do?!
I don't know! Improvise!
Ughh, I've never been good at improv... once when I was eight, I was in an acting class, and-
Would you like me to come in there?
I DON'T KNOW!
Then tell me when you have a plan! Ughh!
Yes, all of that can be said with just your eyes. It takes major skill.
And while I was having an "eye conversation" with Robin, I had no clue that Allan was facing his own problem:
Oh no, I have to sneeze. But if I sneeze, then Absters friend will know we're here! I'm not being funny, but this is not enjoyable. Oh no, I'm going to sneeze! Ok, stay calm Allan, you can do this. Be a man and suck it up!
"Wait." Deliah said cautiously, "Why am I in your apartment anyway? Oh yeah! I'm here to help you with whatever you were 'caught up in!' But why was I asleep? Abs? Abby!" She started waving a hand in front of my face. I had no clue she was speaking to me due to the fact that I was still "talking" with Robin.
"What are you..." She started as she turned around to see what I was looking at.
I quickly turned her back to face me. "Ok, Del, before you turn around I have to tell you something."
Can't...keep it in...any longer...
"Is this about you 'little problem'?" She smiled.
I HAVE TO SNEEZE!
"Well, you see, I-"
ACHOO!
Before I could stop her, Deliah was already standing up and staring in shock at the group sitting around my dining room table.
I shot my head around to see who sneezed, because I swear I was going to kill them.
Of course, it was Allan!
"Allan A Dale!" I shouted as I stomped over to his seat, "Why did you do that?!"
"What do you mean why?! It was a sneeze! Jeez! Sneezes just happen!" He shouted back in his defence.
"Well, did you at least try to keep it in!"
"Of course I did! I'm not stupid! And besides, you couldn't just pretend like we weren't here! You'd have to tell her sometime!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious! I knew that already! I was just about to tell her when you had to obnoxiously sneeze!"
He opened his mouth to probably make some nasty comment, but he stopped himself and simply said, "Sorry."
"You'd better be you nasty little-wait, what did you say?" I was completely taken aback.
"I said I'm sorry."
"Awwww! Allan!" I shouted and pulled him into a tight, crushing hug.
"Can't...breath!!"
"Sorry!" I smiled as I let him go, "And I'm sorry for how I acted. I was overreacting and what I said was wrong. Will you forgive me?"
"Of course." He said before hugging [but not crushing] me.
"Well, it's all very nice that you to lovebirds made up," Robin interupted, "But I think this ones gonna faint again any second." He pointed at at Deliah who was pailer than a ghost, and for once was at a loss for words.
"Deliah," I said, holding my arms out very Vanna White style, "This is what I've been 'caught up in'."
"Wow." Was all she could manage before, once again, fainting.
We all walked over to her, this time a lot calmer. And while I passed Allan I whispered, "We're not lovebirds, got it?"
"Whatever you say."He winked and sat down on my couch.
Ughh, why was he so undeniably gorgeous?