Lol at these guys rofl, Oli & Curtis, & Lee in the background [=
"I wish this stupid plane would hurry up!" I said, getting impatient. "I know I know" Bean said. We were waiting for the guys to come back, the plane was like 20 minutes late, & I was getting mega worried. "Calm down, planes can be late all the time, its not like they always arrive right on the dot when planned" He said, trying to calm me.
"You're not calming me, nice try" I said, pacing around. "Would you stop pacing, you're gonna get me worried soon enough". "I can't help it, I'm worried & nervous" I said, slowing down my paces.
I looked out the window, seeing their plane. "See, they're here" He said, I sat down & breathed. "Okay, I'm fine now" I said, taking a deep breath. "How long until they walk through that door?". "Probably about 5 minutes" Bean said.
"Gosh, everything takes so long these days" I said, sitting back.
He put an arm around me. "Only a matter of minutes" He said. I sighed. "I wish they would hurry up, I am hanging off the edge of my seat here" I said. "This is what the edge of your seat was made for" Bean said, cracking a joke. I gave him the 'Shit Joke' look.
"What? its the name of BMTH's ep" "I know, it's just a dodgy joke" I said, with a laugh. "DELILAH!!" Oli said coming running through the door, smashing it open. "OLI!!!" I screamed, running into his arms.
"I missed you so fucking much!" He said, squeezing me so tight. I didn't care how tight, I squeezed tighter. "Oli, I missed you so fucking much, I'm never not going on a tour with you guys again!" I said, loosening my grip on him.
"You're home, finally, how'd you get up here so quick, the plane just got here like a second ago" I asked. "I know, but I broke the rules & opened the door myself & ran off it" He said, I laughed & hugged him.
"Where's the rest of the guys?" I asked. He laughed. "They're off on the plane somewhere obeying the rules, me though, I don't care, I couldn't wait any longer" He said, I laughed & hugged him again.
"Hey man" Oli said, hugging Bean. "Hey man, how was tour?". "It was pretty insane, minus the ETF part, it was amazing" He said, smiling big. "Can't wait to go home & just chillax man" Oli said, hugging me again. "I can't stop hugging you, I missed you so much" He said.
I hugged back. "I know, I missed you too much". "So how was it spending time with ETF?" I asked, cringing when I said it. "It was gut wrenching, it bothered us so bad, but I think it bothered Tom the most for some reason, he just couldn't go near them without wanting to slit their throats" Oli said.
I laughed. "Gosh I love Tom" I said. "How long until they get up here?" I asked. "Hmm about a minute probably" He said. "Excuse one minute Bean" Oli said, taking me to the side.
"Hey, I heard about the Joel thing. Matt wouldn't tell us until we were on the plane, because he knew we would leave tour. But yeah, we're so going to slit his throat" Oli said, getting angry.
I laughed. "Calm down Oli, it's okay, he's already been beaten up so much. Bean beat him, Matt did, alot" I said.
"Yes I know, but I haven't put in mine" He said. "Well technically you have before" "Yes I know, but that was a different time. This is this time, so I'm gonna murder the mother fucker!" He said, clenching his fist.
"I know Oli, but he isn't even home, everytime he comes home he gets beaten up or his door kicked in" I said. He laughed. "Well he's gonna get it 6 more times, depending if Matt wants too again" Oli said, I laughed.
"Which he probably will" Oli said. "DELILAH!!" Curtis yelled, coming running at me. I ran into his arms & hugged him so tight. "I missed you so much" He said, hugging me. "DELILAH!!" They all said. Matt, Matt K, Lee & Tom" I ran up to them & hugged them all.
"Gosh you guys, feels like I haven't seen you in a year" I said, not letting go of Matt. "I know I know" Matt said, hugging me back, not letting go.
"I don't know about you guys, but I would like to go HOME!!" Tom said. "Same same, lets all go back to mine" Oli said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
They all grabbed their luggage & walked outside & loaded it into the van. "Ahh, lets go home" Tom said, getting in first. They all got in, & I layed across Tom's, Oli's, Curtis's & Matt's legs, because there wasn't enough room.
"Lee, drive faster, we wanna go home!" Tom yelled out. "Shutup man! I don't want a fucking ticket! You drive if you're willing to get a ticket". "Nah, not bothered" He said, I laughed & smacked his head.
"You know we leave for Warped Tour in like a week" Matt K said. "You do? then why the hell did you guys come all the way back here if you're just going back again. "Because people who plan it are retarddded!" Matt K said, I laughed.
"& guess what, you're coming with us this time!" Lee yelled out from driving. "I know I know, we've been through this" I said, sighing.
"1000 bottles of beer on the wall, 1000 bottles of beer.." Oli began to sing. "Awwww" The whole said, knowing we'd be here for ages.
|| 20 Minutes Later ||
"500 bottles of beer on the wall, 500 bottles of beer.." Oli kept singing, he never stopped. "SHUT THE FUCK UP OLIIIIIIII!" Matt said, shaking him. He laughed. "What? is this annoying you guys?" He said, we all sighed. He just laughed at himself.
"499 bottles of beer on the wall, 499 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 498 bottles of beer on the wall.. " He kept on singing. "I swear this is depressing" Matt K said. "You said it" Matt said. The whole way home Matt has been trying to block out Oli's singing, he always sings this stupid song & everyone hates it.
"I can't take it anymore, Lee drive faster man, we're almost home" Matt said, with his hands over his ears. "We'll be home in like 5 minutes" He said. "Urgh, I don't think I can take it, I wanna get out here & catch the bus home" Matt said.
"What Matt? you don't like my singing?" Oli asked. Matt stared at blankly at him. "Well, the whole nation seems to, so I don't understand why you don't". "Because it's this stupid song you always sing Oli!" Matt said.
He laughed. "Oh, that's why" Oli said. "I'll stop, because you guys love it so much" He said, the whole car sighed with relief. Matt layed back with his hands off his ears. "498 bottles of beer on the wall.." Oli started off.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tom said, putting his hand over Oli's mouth. "Oh yeah!" Matt said, looking in his bag & getting out some tape. He cut some off & applied it on Oli's mouth. "That should shut him up for the rest of the way" He said, with a laugh.
Oli just smiled, even though we couldn't see his mouth. Lee then pulled up in Oli's drive way. "WE'RE HOME!" Matt said. "Well we're at my house" Oli mumbled, no one could really understand. "What? I can't hear you" Matt said, ripping the tape off his face.
"OWW!" He said, holding his face, Matt laughed. "I said well we're at my house". "Oh, I know what you said, that was just for putting us through that the whole way home". Oli's mouth dropped & I laughed.
Oli got out & opened the trunk & got out a baseball. "Okay guys, lets do the plan now" Oli said. Curtis, Tom, Matt K, Lee & Matt all followed him. "Where are you guys going?" I asked.
"Oh, just going to do something, we'll be back in like 10 minutes, let yourself in & wait for us" He said with a smile. They all got back in the car & drve off. It took me one second to realize what they were doing, me being clueless.
"GUYS NO!" I yelled, but they drove away, being all stubborn guys. "Gosh, I wonder how this is going to end" I said.
Sorry this one is so dodgy & boring & short.
I just wanted to get one out tonight.
Next one should be interesting.
If not, it'll be the next one fer sure [=
Thanks for reading!!
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