LAST TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z:
Jessie and Shawna won mysterious tickets to a concert, delivered by a suspiscious mail man with green hair and face paint.
After choosing proper atire of leather and steak n shake, they made their way to the Gotham CityRed Light District only to find Batman pimping out hos. Whitney and Birdie soon came to thier rescue to take them to their destination.
"HEY WHITNEY, CUT ON SOME MUSIC." Shawna commanded from the backseat. Whiteney rolled her eyes. "You could say please and I don't have any CDs in this car. I borrowed it from Batman untihe paid me my money back."
Birdie was still making bird noises when she had an epiphany. "OOH I have some music." She randomly pulled out a yellow CD from her bra and pout it in the player. Throughout the car IF YOU'RHAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT started playing. Jessie happily sang along with Birdie while Shawna and Whitney exchanged worried glances. "UHM IM SCARED NOW." Shawna announced. She was about to punch Jessie for singing along when Whitney screamed "WE'RE HERE, NOW GET OUT!' And kicked the two out on the curb.
They stood up and brushed themselves up, following in suite of a bunch of 11 year olds. "Hey Shawna, why are there so many little girls and boys going to the same concert we're going to?" Jessie questioned after she's seen about the eighty second 10 year old. "UHM BECAUSE I DIG LITTLE KIDS MWAHAHAHA."
"Really?..."
"No."
"Oh okay, so why?"
"I don't know, I suggest we go and see."
By the time they had gotten to the venue doors, the concert had already started. Herds of preteens crowded around the stage, screaming and crying for the awaited artists. Shawna and Jessie stood confused, looking around for anything familiar. THEN IT CAME. There was Louis Infurchia, standing in a corner, all emo and shit, with a couple other people. They made their way over to say hi, when they noticed something odd about the guy with green emo hair, a scarred face covered in face paint, and tight purple jeans.
Jessie was all in AWE of Louis's amazingness and Shawna blurted out a question she had been wondering almost her whole life.
"HEY LOUIS, WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU PUT YOUR PENIS?"
Louis paused, thinking of the right answer and said calmly, "I don't have one. :]" Shawna looked over to Jessie, as if it mighteffect her emotions about him, however there she was, all smiley and in love.
"HEY LOUIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREEEEEE?????" Jessie asking, edging closer to him. Louis backed away a little, rubbing up against the green haired guy. His hand wandered...
"Not that I even knw you, but I guess I'll tell you anyway. I'm here to see this amazing JONAS BROTHERS and HANNAH MONTANA concert. It's so cool."
"Wait...this is--"
"HANNAH FUCKING MONTANA? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I WANT TO KILL THAT WHOREASAURAUS."
"Jessie...calm down, we can leave right now"
"YES WE HAD BETTER LEAVE RIGHT NOW, COME ON LOUIS"
Louis blinked. "I still don't know you and I want to stay here with my boy-"
"SHIT THE DOORS ARE LOCKED, JESSIE" Shawna was pulling on the secured doors they had walked through just as the Jonas Brothers took the stage. All the emo preteens went wild and sang happily along.
"FUCK SHAWNA IM ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF!"
"NO DONT DO THAT! LOUIS! QUICK--KISS HER!"
"Ewwww. No I dont dig the vag-"but he was interuppted by the special guest, Miley Cyrus. "Heeeeyyy, I thought Hannah Montana was coming. Who is this ho?" He asked the mysterious purple pants guy.
Shawna's cell phone began to ring in herboob crackand she pulled Jessie to the side.
"HAAAAAAAAAYLOW?"
"Uhm, I seemto have myself into a bit of a situation, Charlie."
"Who?"
"Wait...this is Charlie, right?"
"You can call me whatever you want baby. ;]"
"Oh, okay then. You're really wierd. I need to speak to Charlie."
"No charlie here, but if its a booty call you want, you got it."
"Uhm yes, that. I need to get out of Jail, yes?"
"Gotham City?"
"That's right."
"Okay, and who should I be asking for?"
"Willy Wonka. That's W-I-L-L--"
"Oh okay, I got it. We'll be ther as soon as we get out of this concert."
"kdjfg"
Shawna hung up the phone and told Jessie that some creeper named Willy Wonka called her to get him out of prison. Jessie's eyes lit up.
"OH MAH GAWWWD. WILLY WONKA??"
"Yeah, you know him?"
"He was the purple suit wearing guy form that movie we watched earlier. Right before we came up with this idea."
"OH. LETS GO GET HIM"
"Kay, lemme catch Louis first."
-To be continued-
