Home alone? No, three vampires just moved in. Great! [Intro]

Okay, so the one to the left is Dante, and to the right is Vergil...
Dante-Red....Vergil -Blue .... Simple o:

"Vergil, I dare you to touch her." Dante justsaid suddenly.
"Wha-wha-what?! What the hell is wrong with you, stupid brother?!" Vergil said a bit shocked, not ready to hear that.
"Whaaaat? I know you want to." Dante said while smirking.
"I do NOT want to touch her!!" Vergil almost exploded because he was so angry.

Uugh, what happen? you slowlystarted to open your eyes. You was lying on a bed, a very comforteble bed, just like your own at home. And the sheets was the same color as yours too.
Wait a minute! This IS my bed!! you looked over to where the guys were sitting.

"Vergil and __~*~__ sitting on a bed T-O-U-C-H-I-N-G~" Dante started to sing.
"Ahhh shut up Dante, or else I will make you eat your own guts!"
You stared at them like you just had seen a camel singing karaoke or something like that.

"Uh, can you two stop arguing? I can hear you from downstairs." a man with black messy hair, around 25 came into your room said and looked very annoyed.
"Sorry Sir." Vergil said and bow down his head.
"Well well, look who's awake." the black haired man said looking at you.
"Oh, shut up! My head hurts." you groaned and closed your eyes.
"Vergil, go get some painkillers." he ordered.
"Yes Sir." Vergil answered and headed out from your room.

"Who are you people?" you asked looking very confused.
"I'm Mathew, this is Dante and the other one who just left is Vergil." he said ordinary.
What is he? Stupid?!
"You know what I mean... you saved me from that super scary old man, right? Why did he wanna kill me?"
"Well, it's kinda complicated..." Dante started.
"Yeah? Try me." Complicated my ass, they're just a bunch of pervs.

"Okay... Well that scary man, also known as Deamon, wants you dead because somehow you're the only one that can close the gate to the Demon world. And we are here to protect you."
"..." you just stared at him.
"Well you see, Deamon is a vampire, just like the three of us, but he is evil." Dante continued.
"... aren't all vampires evil?" That is what I've heard..
"Ehh, no not really... Sure we suck blood, but we doesn't suck them dry. And after we sucked we erase the memory so they will never know what happen to them." he explained.
Oh my, so much sucking...
"Riight... if you're vampires, then how can you be out in the sun?" you said obvious.
"Well... vampires these days can be out in the sun... and even get a tan if we want." he smiled.
"Ooh..."
"Anyway, Deamon wants to conquer the world and kill all the humans..and all the other creatures that comes in his way, and-"
"Okay stop!... I don't wanna hear anymore, okay? So why don't you perverts just go away." you was getting a little angry. Well who wouldn't?

"Perverts?" Vergil said curious standing by the door with some painkillers in his hand.
"Yeah... I saw you outside my window yesterday, peeping on me when I was gonna get changed."
"wh...what?" Mathew looked at Dante and Vergil and it looked like he was about to strangle them.
"Ahh, it's not like you think Sir." Vergil explained.
"Oh really?...Tshe." Mathew said and went to your bed and sat down. "Don't worry __~*~__, I will be the one that will be sharing bed with you." he said and gaveyou a little smile.
Huh...
"WHAT!? Share bed? No no no, just gohome already."you freaked out.
"But we are home..." Dante said.
"Huh..?" Now you was very confused... What did he just say?
"Yeah, from now on we will be living in this house with you, so we can protect you all the time."
"Wha...wha...WHAT!!??"