.:|IDK, lol?|:..:|Don't Touch Meh, dammit!|:.[Info Chapter LOL UPDATED!!!]

.:|Third Person P.O.V.|:.

"Oh yeah, bring your bass too." Evit said, grabbing his guitar and handing it to Alterna. "We playing somewhere?" She put the straps of both instruments around her neck and swung them around her back, following Evit. "...Hurry, let's go." He said awkwardly, because he wasn't really used to pulling people around. Alterna hopped onto the back and was asked the question, "Do you know 'A Clean Shot' by The Myriad?" Alterna nodded and wrapped her arms around Evit to make sure she didn't fall off. Evit started the engine and flew out of the garage. "I know a drummer, but it's my sister's ex-boyfriend...reason why I didn't tell her about him!" He yelled over the wind and the engine's roar. "Oh! So...is he playing tonight?!!!"
"Yeah, it was just going to be the two of us, but now that you're here, we'll sound better!" Alterna smiled at those words and looked over Evit's shoulder to the city.
It's....bright...I'm glad I play during the day....look at all of the strange characters...Pr-- "Oh my god, Evit! Is that Liola!?" Alterna screamed, and the pink-haired figure ran into the shadows. "What the hell?!" Evit stopped the motorcycle to a screeching halt and turned it towards the alleyway past the other whores. When he passed Liola and ended up in front of her. "Liola! What the **** are you doing!? Wearing that?! ...YOU COULD BE DYING FROM ANY STD RIGHT NOW! ARE YOU MENTAL WOMAN?!" Liola started tearing up and replied, "It's not what you think! It really isn't what you think, I promise!!!" Evit shook her shoulders, saying, "I know exactly what you're doing! Being a bitch to any little man on the street, yeah, I know! Gawd woman, you know what..." And so the arguing began. Alterna stood there, feeling as if Liola had her own reasons for doing this. But resorting to selling yourself...? It's....so...wrong...."STOP! You're SO wrong for doing this Liola! You worry Evit to death! Do you not understand?!" She said loudly, grabbing Evit and pulling him towards the motorcycle. "Liola! You're a whore! YOU'RE. A. ****IN'. WHORE. DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE EYES EVER AGAIN!!!" Evit yelled, and sped away. "...I'm okay. I yelled at her. I'm okay." Alterna tightened her grip on Evit and tried to comfort him. "Just play your ass off now to make up for it." He nodded and laughed a bit. "For some reason, so far, you make me happy instantly. You have magical powersssss!" Alterna laughed and felt the cycle slow down. And screams filled her ears.

"EEEEVIIIIIIIIIIT!!! JA'ZIELE!!!!!" Alterna jumped off the cycle and gave Evit his guitar before getting tapped on the shoulder by some dude, who held out his hand. "Hey chicka! I'm Ja'ziele. But you can just call me Zeel." Alt shook his hand and replied, "Alterna. Alt if you want to." Evit was walking towards the door's general direction and the crowd parted. Alterna started to follow, but Zeel stopped her. "Nah, nah, nah, chicka, you go last, seeing as how you're new." She sighed and walked after Zeel slowly, peering at the people's faces. They looked at her with disgust, because they probably thought she was romantically involved with him. Yeah, only with his ass! "Uhhh...No." All the girls understood and started screaming again. The instant they walked into the bar, the three were ushered into a dressing room. "...Evit...do...you do anything with your groupies?" Evit looked at Alterna wide-eyed and Zeel stopped him before he said anything. "Of course he does, I mean, he can't keep his hands off them...hehe...I wouldn't either." Evit smacked Zeel upside the head lightly and said, "...Not really. I play with them at the bar though." Alterna laughed and spun around saying, "Let's plug in, eh?" The two dissapeared and Zeel was left alone to do whatever. "...Man her dreads are awesome! Dude, imma pull those off...yeeeeeaaaahuuuup..." Alterna peeked over the corner and said, "...Zeel, do you like hearing yourself...?" Zeel snapped out of it and retorted, "Yeah maeen!" She laughed and walked back into the room, Evit not far behind. "OHMYGOD YOU WERE SUPPOSED TA BE ON TEN MINUTES AGO!!!!!!!!" Some random lady burst into the room, screaming those words and all three ran outside, leaving Alterna question-filled about why were the two so famous without a singer.

"Hey everyone!! I'm Alterna, the band's new singer and bass-player!!! We're gonna play five songs for you tonight, and we're going to start off with..." Alterna looked to Evit and he mouthed 'Beat It FOB version'. "A perfectly good remake of Micheal Jackson's, 'Beat It'!!!" Everyone in the crowd who was a MJ fan squealed and she nodded to say she was ready. The guitar and drums started out first, and then the guitar went into it's mini-solo.

Evit was pretty much all over the stage during this song, kind of like it was his anthem or something. He was jumping around, complete opposite of his calm demeanor. Alterna was kind of surprised while she was singing, and her voice kind of stuttered when she saw his face, which was completely expressing pure happiness. Alterna was putting on her own little show in the front dancing with her bass as if it were her best friend at a club. It was getting whipped around in so many directions even Alt couldn't believe it and she stopped when she started singing again. Oh. Did I forget Zeel? ...He's off in his little wonderland over there in the back. Kind of smooth though. A smooth wonderland. And I just had bad images, on with the show.

Alterna jumped around the stage and Evit joined her in her crazy exploits. She screamed 'YEAH!!!' one more time before going back to the lyrics.

I wish I was in Tijuana,
Sipping back and ice cold cahuama,
I take requests on the telephone,
I'm on a wavelength far from home,
I feel the hot wind on my shoulder,
I dial in from south of the border,
I hear the talking of the DJ,
Let's try to figure out,
What does he say?

I'm on a Mexican radio
I'm on a Mexican, woahoo, radio
I'm on a Mexican radio!
I'm on a Mexican, woahoo, radio, what's he ****ing say?!
Radio! Radio! Radio! Radio! Radio! Radio! Radio! Radio! What does he say?! DAMMIT!

Alterna threw her microphone down, flat on the stage, to show her frustration and she asked for her own toel and patted her head in a funny fashion. "Stupid Mehican Radio. Rawr..." Everyone giggled around her and she continued to announce the next song. "Stop? Is that it? Yeah! 'Stop' by Against Me! is what's next. Have fun!"

Alterna bobbed her head to the beat and Evit was sort of dancing around her. Zeel was still in that seemingly drug-induced wonderland.

After a lengthy applause, Alterna looked at all of the people and stated, "...Looks like it's getting really hot in here! Hehe---PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON DUDE!" She closed her eyes for five minutes and asked before opening them, "Is he gone or clothed?" Everyone screamed yes and she opened her eyes again. "...Thank you! You have forever scarred me--just kidding. We're going to let Evit announce this one because I don't want to." Evit walked up to the mic, and a whole ton of girls screamed, obsessed with the sound of his voice. "'Nails For Breakfast Tacks For Snacks by Panic At The Disco.'" And that's all he said. "How lame, Vit." He just shook his head and started playing.

This song wasn't really much to perform to, but Alterna would've done a ton if she didn't have to sing. She loved this song to death. "Wasn't that fun? Whaaateveeerrrr, we're going to make up for it with the awesome song by the Ramones......Blitzkrieg Bop!!" Evit started off with his riff and Alterna made the crowd pumped by dancing wildly and making crazy facial expressions. "LET'S GO!!!"

Evit and Alterna were standing back to back, playing in unison with each other, and it sounded so melodic that Alterna almost forgot to sing the next part. Zeel was actually playing in tune with them, and if someone could out-play them right now, it'd be the Ramones themselves.

"...That was tiring! I'm about to lose whatever I had for dinner."
"DON'T DO THAT!!! ACK!" Evit was about to lose his mind when she said that, because he had to do odd things for her to eat it. Alterna laughed and held her stomach. "Okay okay...You guys have been a great crowd, but I know we all needa go home, get some rest, and party again TOMORROW! WOO!!!" Everyone screamed and started filing out of the building as the entire band walked off the stage. "...That was fun, but Zeel...are you in there?" He looked at her with an dopey-looking face and replied sleepily, "Naw man...I've been gone since this shabang started." Evit looked kind of dissapointed. "...Why'd you make 'em all leave? I wanna mess with people!" Alt laughed and said to him quietly, "Mess with me then." Zeel took this the wrong way and started laughing, sitting on a barstool. "Let's go, Vit." He gave her his guitar and she swung it around her back for the second time. "Let's go home..." she said quietly and she closed her eyes, but didn't fall asleep. When they began nearing the house, she let herself drift away. Alterna felt arms carrying her somewhere and then laying her on a comfy bed.