Kosher Kyle \\South Park// {Season Two; Episode One}

Episode One: Greenboy

"Damnit, Greenboy! Hold still!"

"No!" the nine year old boy struggled.

"But South Park is really sunny! You need sunscreen!"

"So? I'm not gonna get burned!"

"How do you know?!"

"I'm GREEN, for f**k's sake!!"

"Oh."

The short two-week vacation to my Aunt Pattie's house had been fun, sure. But she's
really strict, and she smells...like soap. I don't care for the smell of soap. But the best part of the vacation was when we went to the museum, and I saw this kid. Although he may not have looked like a normal kid, he acted kinda normal, despite his drug and alcohol problems. There was just one problem with his appearance...uh, he's green.

"So, where are we going again?" Greenboy asked.

"South Park..but we have to get on the plane first!"

"Fine, then.." he rolled his eyes,"Touchy.."

"Whatever."

I had walked up to him and said 'hi'. He said 'hey' back and we were acquaintances.
And when he told me that he hated Oregon, I offered to take him back to Colorado. And here we are. See, my mom told me that there just wasn't enough room in the car, so she gave me around five hundred dollars so we could catch a plane.
"Flight 27 to South Park now boarding."

"That's us!" I smiled.

"'Bout f**kin' time! The plane's nearly late!"

"Jesus, please tell me why I got stuck with this retard!" I looked at the ceiling and
prayed.

"'Cause you f**kin' had it comin'!! Duuhhh!!!"

I stuck my tounge out at him, and we walked over to the boarding area.

"Excuse me, you children need an attendant," We turned around to see a Mexican
woman, with long, wavy brown hair, deep chocolate eyes, and a pretty smile.

"What the f**k do we need an attendant for??" Greenboy asked.

"You children are too young to ride the plane alone. I'll be your flight attendant."

"Oh sweet!! Can you get me a double cheeseburger, a medium fry, and a small
strawberry shake?" I asked.

"...No, I'm sorry, I can't."

"Fine. I'll go get it, then!" I huffed off, hearing the last few words of their conversation as I walked off:

"So...Got a boyfriend?"