Interview #2, Ryuzaki, and Surprise Guest, Leon Scott Kennedy

Me:(Dances into the room in a ballerina suit)Hey every-(Looks at outfit)OMG I HATE THE DIRECTOR!!!(Changes into emo-ish outfit)Voila! Now for our guests, Ryuzaki and Leon!!!
Keyra:We're interviewing them?
Me:-_-'
Keyra:My god, they might as well ask us, cuz we know them...
Me:You're such a spoiled sport.
Keyra:...
Me:Anyway, moving on...question #1 is for Leon from one of your favorite fangirls. She's on the line right now, so it'd be best if you pick it up, or else...well...you don't want to know the consequences...
Leon:...Okay then pyscho...
Me:^-^
Leon:(Picks up phone)This is Leon.
Fangirl:OMG LEON IT'S YOU!!!!THIS IS TEH BEST DAH OF MEH LIFE!!!!!!
Leon:First off, may I ask who's calling?
Fangirl:YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME?!!!OMG MY NAME IS AKARI!!!
Leon:Now what is your question...Akari?
Akari:Well, if you were looking for someone to date, what do you see in a girl?
Me:Ooh Leon, it looks like someone has a potential girlfriend!!!(Snickers)
Keyra:(Thinking)Damnit, there goes the Leon and Dante yaoi...
Leon:...Well, I look for someone that isn't a lying backstabber...
Me:You know, we do have an Ada and Ashley shooting game...
Leon:Well look at the time, gotta go, bye!
Keyra:(Thinking)They made a good yaoi too...(Sobs)
Leon:(Leaves)
Ada:(Smashes through wall)Wooowww...I think I lost my marbles!
Me:0.0
Keyra:OMG IT'S THE BITCH IN THE RED DRESS!!!!
Leon:(Pops up randomly)WHERE?!!!
L:(Points at Ada's direction)
Me:Damnit Ryuzaki!(Knocks Leon out)Sorry Mr.Kennedy...some things are better left unsaid...
Everyone:0.0
Me:What...do I have something on my face again?*
Keyra:(Sneaks behind Ada)
L:Uhh...(Points behind Ada)
Ada:What-?(Hit across the headwith a mallet)
Me:Ok, next question for Ryuzaki...If you were gay, WHICH YOUR NOT...,would you date Light Yagami?
L:...No.
Me:THANK GOD.
Keyra:You don't believe in the lord!
Me:...Don't make me take that mallet.
Keyra:(Hugs the now non-existing mallet)My mall-(Realizes)Wait...how'd you...?
L:(Gives mallet to Me)
Me:Thank you!
L:(Smiles)
Are:WHEN DO I GET INVITED?
Me:You can come anytime you want to!
Are:Good, you guys were boring.
Keyra:What'd you say?
Are:Nothing.(Smiles and looks at L)Sooo, how have you and De been doing?
L:...
Me:Dragon speaks nonsense.I DO NOT UNDERSTAND GIBBERISH!!!
Are:I'm pretty sure that you two were...
Keyra:(Interrupts)Well that's all we have for today, see ya next time!!!

*=Read A Far Off Dream... you'll understand about that face thing.