Super Short KH Files-File 2

It was a regular dark, hectic day at the World that Never Was. All the Organization members had gotten out of a meeting. Of course there were 13, but Xemnas was the “Superior Leader”,which meant all the members moved up a position. Number 13 of Organization 13 was Alexi, the Lunar Assassin. Alexi, Roxas, and Marluxia all met up in one of the many kitchens.

“Dumb Princess Xemnas. He actually thinks he can keep me here?! No offense, it’s just…You understand,right?” Alexi jabbered.

“Are you going to eat that?” Marluxia asks, pointing to a pink frosted cupcake. “WHAT?! Xemnas is a princess?!”

“Well, actually, he wants you to lead him to that place. What’s it called…Kingdom of Hearts?” Roxas pointed out.

“It’s the Kingdom to hearts, Roxas. Well, he’s never gonna get there. He’ll corrupt memories and hearts, and I’m not gonna let that happen. I discovered a long lost memor-” Alexi was cut off by the loud bang of the door being slammed open.

Sephiroth was standing in the doorway when he suddenly pointed at Alexi and yelled, “How dare you help Cloud! You’re supposed to be on my side!”

“What are you talking about? I never said I’d be on anyone’s side…I said I’d be neutral.” Alexi retorted.

“CAN I HAVE THE CUPCAKE?!please?”Marluxia yelled(well,except for the please,which he whispered).

Alexi stares at Marluxia in surprise and answers, “Uh,yeah,sorry Marly.” Marluxia grabs the cupcake and begins to eat it, while the argument continues.

“I’ve had enough of this nonsense. Alexi, you’re coming with me.” Sephiroth begins to walk towards Alexi, doom music playing in the background. Sephiroth doesn’t seem to take notice, but Alexi sure does.

“Seppy, I think it’s time you and your freaky doom music left. No way am I going anywhere with a creep like you.” Alexi yelled over the doom music. This totally ticked Sephiroth off, so he lunged at her, but Alexi just kept dodging his moves.

Marluxia finished eating his cupcake and yelled super loud so he could be hear,” ALEXI!! THANKS FOR THE CUPCAKE!!!” This attracted Alexi’s attention,causing her to get caught by Sephiroth.

“Hey, lemme go!!!SEPPY,LET GO!!!”Alexi yelled, kicking her legs about, arms flailing in the air.

“Good going Marly. Now Alexi is going to have to go with him.” Roxas complained,nodding in Sephiroth’s direction.

Marluxia’s eyes fill with tears,and he yells,” I didn’t mean to!” Marluxia runs out of the room crying,and everyone stops what they were doing to stare out the door after Marly in confusion.

Alexi takes advantage of the moment ands elbows Seppy in the stomach. “Take that!” Alexi watches Seppy fall backwards onto the floor. While he’s down,her and Roxas run out of the room,closing the door behind them.

Roxas and Alexi ran down many halls into a secret room that only they knew about and walked down the stairs in the room. When they entered the next secret room, Roxas sat in a lime green mushroom chair and began playing Tekken(not sure how to spell that) 5 while Alexi leaned against a wall near him.

“We should be safe here. Now,what were you saying about a long lost…?” Roxas said, not taking his eyes off the screen.

“Are you sure he didn’t see us?” Alexi asked,still feeling his cold eyes staring deep within her heartless soul.

“Positive. So,get talkin. A long lost…NO!!THAT’S CHEATING!”A “You Loose” screen came up and Roxas threw his controller down in anger.

Alexi ignored the little fit and started to explain. “Well, a few years ago, I found the Kingdom to Hearts. Like I said in our conversation last week, the Kingdom to Hearts holds peoples’ hearts and memories. While I was wondering around the Kingdom, I came across a huge door that had my name on it. Of course I was curious, so I went in. When I entered the room, I saw my heart in a glass container on a pedestal in the center of the room. Around it were memories. Not just any memories, but my memories. Some, I were quite fond of, others, eh, not so much. Then I found one I’d completely forgotten. I was happy to find it, because you know, you want to be able to remember everything that happens. Though it haunts me now, I’d hate for Xemnas to destroy it. If Xemnas destroyed all the memories, people would die because they would forget everything, even how to breathe. Not that it’s important for us because we’re already dead, just not non-existent. But, any who’s, if he used people’s hearts afterwards, they’d be under his complete control. Like zombies pretty much.”

By the time Alexi had finished, Roxas had turned off the game and was just staring at Alexi in confusion. “Wow, that sounds terrible. We can’t let him do that. But, um, just one question: why can’t you just go and destroy his memory of the existence of the Kingdom to Hearts?”

Alexi just glared at him, as if telling him to shut up, and then said, “ We should be going, but I’ll think on that.” Alexi began walking up the stairs, leaving Roxas staring behind her.

“But…WAIT!!!” Roxas yelled, hopping up quickly and then running up the stairs. When he got to the top, she wasn’t anywhere to be seen. ’How did she come through here that fast, she didn’t run’ Roxas thought, but he just shrugged it off and went to the kitchen, where everyone but Xemnas was. Roxas looked for Alexi, and he found her unloading the dishwasher, a job that Suzie usually did. Suzie was a maid at Castle Oblivion, but strangely, she wasn’t there today.

Alexi carried a stack of plates to the cabinet in which they belonged. “No, it’ll never work. He’ll find out and hunt me down as always. There’s no way that I can wiggle my way out of this situation. But thanks. Maybe I’ll just tell him where that plan of his can go…heh heh heh.”

“I could help out there…he he he…or maybe after you go in, I could lock the portal thingy…”Xigbar suggested.

“What are we talkin bout? And what’s that lollipop doing on the ceiling?”Roxas asked, pointing to a lollipop on the ceiling.

Marluxia looks up from eating a strawberry ice-cream cone.”…Lionel?! That’s where you went! Lionel Lollipop, you get your but down here right now! Wait a minute…you guys told me he ran away! YOU LIED TO ME!!!” Marly drops his ice-cream on the floor and runs out the door crying, everyone staring after him in surprise.

Saix glares at Roxas and says, “Good job, Roxas. Now Xemnas can catch him weak and find out what’s going on. Then I’ll have to listen to him sing more princess songs!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is all your fault.”

“It’s not my fault! Maybe that lollipop shouldn’t have been up there!”

“He wouldn’t have noticed if you hadn’t pointed it out!”

“He could’ve just glanced up and saw it!”

“Most likely not! You just want to make a point-quieter.”

Roxas gets out his Keyblades and says, “I’ll teach you quieter!” Roxas charges at Saix, but Alexi gets between them, putting both arms up.

“Enough!” Alexi yelled, her voice echoing in the room. Roxas tried to come to a stop, but ended up falling flat on his face. Alexi then put her arms down and began to walk out of the room.

Roxas says painfully while getting up off the floor, “You could’ve done that earlier. Wait…where are you going?!” At that time, Alexi was ambushed by a group of strangers dressed in yellow outfits with what looked like clown masks on their heads. As soon as the grabbed Alexi, they began to break-dance, throwing Alexi aside. Then they jumped out the window, leaving everyone staring after them in surprise.

Lexaeus said, “Well…that was…creepy.”

Demyx responds by saying, “I think they forgot how to get to the stage for America’s Best Dance-Crew.”

Saix says, “Yeah, that’d explain a lot.” At that time, Marly comes in, eyes red, and stands up on a counter.

“Lionel! Please, I’ll get Lilly back! Pleas, just don’t jump! I can’t stand seeing you fall into the fishbowl with…Franky the Killer Goldfish!” Marly shudders at the name.

Alexi begins, “Umm, Lilly sort of…”

Roxas finished saying, “ Lilly killed Franky, so we…ate her!” Roxas laughs evilly after saying that, everyone staring at him like he was a lunatic.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Say it aint so!” Marly yells.

Demyx sings, “I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home. Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill, and the night goes on, my little windmill.” Everyone looks at Demyx strangely, and he yells, “WHAT?! He started singing it, so I had to finish because I like that song…”

“Lilly…she couldn’t have killed Franky! Franky’s right there!” Marly yells, pointing at Franky, who stops swimming as everyone stares at him.

“He actually saw Franky?! Dangit!” Roxas yelled. Everyone just looked around the room awkwardly when Roxas says, “Hey…what’s that lollipop doing on the wall with that orange?”

“Lilly! Jefferson Jeffy Jeff Jeffers! That’s where you went!” Marly yelled, his eyes lighting up. Just as he said that, all the Organization members(including Xemnas, who was wearing a princess dress and tiara, all in pink, with makeup on) were warped outside and the Castle exploded. Everyone just stared at the explosion in surprise.

End of File 1